I met this wonderful girl 3 months ago at a party and have really felt like she is the one. Now I know how some of you may feel about teens and them "not knowing what love is", but whatever.

We only started having sex about a week ago and we are both a bit inexperienced. This is alright, though.

My dilemma is, last night when I was receiving a blowjob, she got her 2 fingers and jammed them both up my butt. I let out a squeal, as it hurt and somewhat startled me. I jumped back and needless to say, things went very silent and awkward.

I didn't know what to make of it. I thought it was a joke. So with a half grin on my face I asked her why she had done it. She looked at me for a second and replied, "I want to taste your shit." "Fuck.", I thought.

I had seen that 2girls1cup thing, and thought those girls were sub-human, but I thought, "to hell with it". Luckily enough I needed to dump, so I laid her down on her back and took a nice big steamy shit right there in her mouth.

So I ask you. Should I dump her for being a gross whore? Or should I tape her eating some shit and make some money?

You stupid mother fucker. Stupid, stupid mother fucker.

PS: I could still read your post about me and my girl being ugly...Coming from the guy who sits and concocts stories about defecating in a girl's mouth it really doesn't mean much.
Go take a nap you soppy cunt.