That my girl friend is gonna get pregnate.. she hasnt taken her birth control for a while. and this morning we screwed in the starbucks restroom without a condom. i didnt cum in her but it felt real good so i may have leaked pre cum.
she is 16 years old do you think she will get pregnate?

Is there a thing in this world as ripe and fertile as a 16 year olds ovaries? How hungry, how desperate they are. They'd suck a single sperm down to the darkest depths of her womanhood even without your thrusts, just to have it meet that one magical egg.

Oh yes, my friend. You are the fux0red.

QFMFT!

And teenagers who block up the toilet in Starbucks having sex get everything they deserve.

I get sick of falling over copulating kiddies everytime i need a piss there.

Morning after if you still can. Otherwise it's a huge risk. Think about this. Don't ask the Totse God.

You dosey prick!

I pray she's not pregnant...Another one of you would be mayhem...Mayhem I say.

I very much doubt she's 'pregnate'. Pregnant maybe.

If you can't spell it you shouldn't be doing it.

Why hasnt she taken her birth controll in a while? And why did you fuck her regardless of that?

You looking forward to being forced into a commited relationship and 18 years of paying child maintenence?

Why hasnt she taken her birth controll in a while? And why did you fuck her regardless of that?


Uhm Yoyo dear,he can't even spell 'pregnant'...don't bother asking him difficult questions.

You assholes, somebody tell this fuck to buy a day-after pill.

And bleh bleh, its embarissing? Fuck you, just get it.

And if you have to be 18 to get then fucking find someone whos 18!
Amybe even your parents! Theyre gonna be way more pissed if you show up with a bastard child than if you ask them for contraceptives.

So heres what you do.
1. Get the day after pill
2. I hate you

Step 1: Stop having sex (for now)

Step 2: Get the morning after pill as soon as possible. Better late than never.

Step 3: Pregnancy test after the pill has taken effect.

Step 4: Get her back in birth control, preferably something like an IUD that she can't bullshit.

Step 5: ?????

Step 6: profit! (and sex)

Step 1: Stop having sex (forever)

Step 2: Get the morning after pill as soon as possible. Better late than never.

Step 3: Pregnancy test after the pill has taken effect.

Step 4: Get her back in birth control, preferably something like an IUD that she can't bullshit.

Step 5: ?????

Step 6: profit!

fixed.

QFMFT!

And teenagers who block up the toilet in Starbucks having sex get everything they deserve.

I get sick of falling over copulating kiddies everytime i need a piss there.

Why does "Jackketch in a Starbucks"....sound to be such a mismatched coupling to me?

I think ripping out the girls womb would be the only sound deffinate way of stopping retards like these from breeding.

Maybe, if she get an abortion, you could raise the featus(sp?) as a father should.

Uhm Yoyo dear,he can't even spell 'pregnant'...don't bother asking him difficult questions.

Being a grammar nazi isn't cool. I don't know who told you it was but they're as full of themselves as you are. The intelligent ones know what he's trying to say.

or, whihc would be slightly easier, cut of the guys cock!

or, whihc would be slightly easier, cut of the guys cock!

Whoa, calm down there sonny.

whoops, i actually meant guy's not guys as in every male just this one guy in particular, but i am sure you all knew that!

Damn, and I thought we were finally going to be rid of the oppressive communal penis.

Can you imagine the opportunities?

Why hasnt she taken her birth controll in a while? And why did you fuck her regardless of that?

You looking forward to being forced into a commited relationship and 18 years of paying child maintenence?

idk it was real dumb.. she was like oh i havent taken the pill and we were both like oh fuck it.

idk it was real dumb.. she was like oh i havent taken the pill and we were both like oh fuck it.

Just...remember. No matter what the circumstances, no matter how commited, a paternity test is mandatory.

idk it was real dumb.. she was like oh i havent taken the pill and we were both like oh fuck it.

Famous last words, dad.

but i didnt even ejacualte in her.
i nutted in the toilet after we were done..

i think i even got alot of it on the seat.

that is grotty, i hope u cleaned the bog seat afterwards!

no i didnt clean the "bog" seat aftarwards

anyone else?? i really need more advice

No, you 'need' different advice. You just want someone to comfort you and tell you theres no way that she can be pregnant when you did something thats specifically created by nature to get her pregnant.

No, you 'need' different advice. You just want someone to comfort you and tell you theres no way that she can be pregnant when you did something thats specifically created by nature to get her pregnant.

This. You've already been given plenty of good advice. Stop pretending that if you ignore it long enough, it will go away. Go get the fucking morning after pill, or at the very least, get a pregnancy test.

how long after is the morning after pill still effective?

i guess it doenst fucking matter i cant even get ahold of the bitch to tell her..
she hasnt been answering the fucking phone

i guess it doenst fucking matter i cant even get ahold of the bitch to tell her..
she hasnt been answering the fucking phone

You have three days after conception to take the MAP. The longer you wait, the less effective it will be.

Go for the morning after pill, it's called Plan B. But honastly, I'm 16 and I have unprotected sex pretty often. I've never been pregnant before. It's not as easy to get preggerz as you think. People who actualy WANT to have kids have to try forever. You should still be carefull though.

SLUT

anyone else?

Fail. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Infertility)

Just pretend she's a noob in Columbine and frag her.

Duh.

This.

It's so obvious! She can't get preggers if you head shot her!

There's a pretty big chance she could be pregnant. But I know a guy who him and his girl fuck and he pulls out every time and she's never been pregnant, and she's not on birthcontrol. It just depends really, some people are different. Me and my girl have just did like a "*hump hump* then *puts on condom*" Which isn't really anything, but still. Go get a morning after pill and pregger test her. If all else fails, punch her in the stomach(I'm kidding)

LOL, you're fucked. She's avoiding you because you got her pregnant. Congratulations, dad!:D

Yeah you're totally fucked. Post picks and plz don't eat mah SS.

I agree with everyone else, you're fucked. Seriously, don't ever not use a condom again. Once or twice in the hole without a condom, sure, but all the way to cumming? You're completely fucked. Stuff 20 birth control pills down her throat.

I lol'd.

A older pic from last year



http://i159.photobucket.com/albums/t153/demik_2007/l_902df4c85089aec34b1cb35d39825eb8.jpg

Fail. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Infertility)
This would actualy be pretty sweet. I never want to have kids, so I'll just save money on condoms.
NOTE: I'm going on birth controll starting next week.

This would actualy be pretty sweet. I never want to have kids, so I'll just save money on condoms.
NOTE: I'm going on birth controll starting next week.

Wow, you're a whole 16 years old. That's a pretty big number, 16. I'm sure you know exactly what you want to do with life, and what is going to give you long term happiness or not.

What the hell? Are you like fucking retarded or something?

This would actualy be pretty sweet. I never want to have kids, so I'll just save money on condoms.

This.

Wow, you're a whole 16 years old. That's a pretty big number, 16. I'm sure you know exactly what you want to do with life, and what is going to give you long term happiness or not.

Maybe, but if I was infirtile I might as well make the best of it.

lol.

gimme mod powers so i can lock this shit.

Ok she stil hasnt had her period.. shes about a week late. and a few days ago she said she was throwing up for a couple of days.

:)

That is all.

:)

That is all.

Disscuss

Murder/suicide is the only option available, duh. Bonus points if you wait till it's a fetus, cut that fucker out, and choke yourself to death with the umbilical cord.

In all seriousness, go get your girl an abortion. If you don't, you'll

a) Fuck up your life.
b) Fuck up your kid's life.
c) Fuck up the rest of society with your own fucked up life as well as your kid's.

EDIT: Unless you really feel like paying for that shit, but make sure you think for a long time about your decision.

Go get yourself a coat hanger.

Do what ya gotta do while she's still in the first trimester.