When your ex-girlfriend gets a really ugly new boyfriend?

I was talking to an old friend earlier, and she told me my ex had a new bloke, a guy I've known for a long time. I could confidently say I am better looking than him, and I have terrible self-esteem.

Man, this is funny. I don't know why I made a thread about this, I just wanted somewhere to get it out, none of the friends I regularly talk to know her.

Depends. Maybe you're better looking, but he's getting more action.

I sincerely doubt that, knowing both of them very, very well.

It does seem weird.
It happened to me, an ex went out with some really ugly bitch. I mean, really ugly.
Instead of feeling good about it, I felt really bad.
He chose that over me?!

When your ex-girlfriend gets a really ugly new boyfriend?

Funny, isn't that sad then that an ugly guy had better game than you? You can't shrug it off either, it's obvious you care to an extent about this girl.

It does seem weird.
It happened to me, an ex went out with some really ugly bitch. I mean, really ugly.
Instead of feeling good about it, I felt really bad.
He chose that over me?!

Maybe she didn't have a shitty, clingy personality like you do?

Maybe she didn't have a shitty, clingy personality like you do?

I'm kind of confused. Please tell me what I've actually done to make you so nasty to me?

As far as I can tell I've never done anything to you. If I have, I'm sorry. I really am. You're a good poster and I'm utterly befuddled as to why the hell you're being so rude.

He clearly has a much bigger dick then you. How embarrassing.


I'm kind of confused. Please tell me what I've actually done to make you so nasty to me?

As far as I can tell I've never done anything to you. If I have, I'm sorry. I really am. You're a good poster and I'm utterly befuddled as to why the hell you're being so rude.

Lol. Welcome to Totse.

Funny, isn't that sad then that an ugly guy had better game than you? You can't shrug it off either, it's obvious you care to an extent about this girl.

I'm not shrugging anything off. I'll just point out the fact that I dumped her, months ago. I miss her, yes. But not enough to want a relationship with her.
Plus, he's a really nice guy. I'm actually happy for him.

He clearly has a much bigger dick then you. How embarrassing.

Perhaps if your insecure about the size of yours, that would strike you as embarrassing. But I'm quite comfortable with mine thanks.

I'm not shrugging anything off. I'll just point out the fact that I dumped her, months ago. I miss her, yes. But not enough to want a relationship with her.
Plus, he's a really nice guy. I'm actually happy for him.



Perhaps if your insecure about the size of yours, that would strike you as embarrassing. But I'm quite comfortable with mine thanks.

Dude, were not talking about how small my dick is. Were talking about how small YOUR dick is. Which is evidently petite enough to have your ex-gf date Quasimoto because she wants a change of pace. Your comfortable with it? That's cool. Well alot of fat girls are comfortable with themselves. They're still fat.

Dude, were not talking about how small my dick is. Were talking about how small YOUR dick is. Which is evidently petite enough to have your ex-gf date Quasimoto because she wants a change of pace. Your comfortable with it? That's cool. Well alot of fat girls are comfortable with themselves. They're still fat.

there are like 0% sane fat bitches that are comfortable with themselves.

Dude, were not talking about how small my dick is. Were talking about how small YOUR dick is. Which is evidently petite enough to have your ex-gf date Quasimoto because she wants a change of pace. Your comfortable with it? That's cool. Well alot of fat girls are comfortable with themselves. They're still fat.

And what led you straight onto the small dick thing? Straight off the bat? You see, like I said, maybe dick size would be something that would immediately strike you as embarrassing. You certainly didn't waste time in bringing it up.

But as it is, I have a dick just above the average male size. So I don't have an issue with it.

It is interesting how you jump straight to dick size though, rather than saying he must have a much nicer personality. Do you consider penis size the foundation of a relationship?

And what led you straight onto the small dick thing? Straight off the bat? You see, like I said, maybe dick size would be something that would immediately strike you as embarrassing. You certainly didn't waste time in bringing it up.

But as it is, I have a dick just above the average male size. So I don't have an issue with it.



Lol. Don't get so defensive it was just a harmless penis joke. All your doing by getting so flustered is showing just how insecure you are.


It is interesting how you jump straight to dick size though, rather than saying he must have a much nicer personality. Do you consider penis size the foundation of a relationship?

Well not in heterosexual relationships....

Lol. Don't get so defensive it was just a harmless penis joke. All your doing by getting so flustered is showing just how insecure you are.



Well not in heterosexual relationships....

You changed your tune.

im sensing little man syndrome

GET THIS MAN A DOCTOR!!!

You changed your tune.

Hah, well I was obviously hurting your feelings. Did you want me to stay with the small penis accusation across teh interwebz?

Hah, well I was obviously hurting your feelings. Did you want me to stay with the small penis accusation across teh interwebz?

No, I've cried enough for one night, and my wrists are nigh on empty..

Ugly people are the best in bed.

Your mother is not representative of all women.

Lulz, i lost my g/f to a guy whom i'm still not convinced isn't ghey. And she even told me she doesn't find him attractive before she started dating him

This. But then I realized that my life is much better without him in it, so it all worked out in the end.

This. But then I realized that my life is much better without him in it, so it all worked out in the end.

^this, but I was with a girl.

That's actually never happened to me. With the girls I cared about, anyways. I mean, I consider myself pretty attractive, but at the same time, attraction is so relative. The first girl I dated ended up with a loser after me, but she was a loser, and back then so was I. Although, the girl I would give it all up for to go back to dating and fucking is with a guy with an apparently huge dick.

so ur a gi?

He knew that he would never be able to find someone as good as you are, so he just settled with the first thing that came his way! Duh :) and dont listen to other people you seem like a cool girl.