My friends and I were having this conversation last night, and they are all guys so its how it came up. I was just wondering if any of your answers will be the same, because I found it to be ridiculous how easy it is.

It doesnt take much...

Bend over (bend at the hips, damnit) and wiggle her butt a little. Best done in a skirt with stockings, or very short shorts.

Grab his crotch. (I'm srs, then pretend it was an accident and laugh it off).

Eat/lick/suck an ice cream cone.....nuff said.

Have a nice ass.

sit in class with a perfect ass and low pants. initiate sex. smell great. have a pretty mind.

Putting her hand on my chest, and slowly leaning over to whisper something in my ear. Especially if she brushes her lips by my ear.

More than mildly boner-inducing.

A decent-looking exposed midsection will do it for me.

Definatly this, whipser = instant bonerisation

Make a thread on totse like this.

get up close and personal.

For me, I'd say a quick flash in a public place. Especially when I'm not expecting it.

My girl now...All she has to do is kiss me and instant bonerisation!

There's something different about the way she kisses...I've kissed God knows how many chicks and never had that.

Probably grabbing my crotch.

Although just for a turn on, anything from the right kind of look can be sexy. Even a smile, with the right girl.

making me a sandwich

Walk arm in arm, and make sure his arm brushes your boob. Alot.

For bonus points, hold it tight so he knows its on purpose.

A beautiful smile directed at me.

I like cute little idiosyncrasies.

Definatly this, whipser = instant bonerisation

This.

making me a sandwich

lawl

If she sent me love-emails with this (http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/breadfish/) linked at the bottom.

Be really attractive?

Omg... you are weird. That chocolate one is hiliarious thought for some reason

There's nothing a girl can do to turn me on if i don't want to be turned on.

Although there's this thing my girlfriend does when she's drunk... I can't really explain it, but when she does, it's business time.

Be really attractive?

That's all it takes for me. She doesn't really have to do anything. She just has to be there I guess.

just an evil, naughty girl type smile, not much haha

Honestly I like chicks who cry... I'm not trying to be funny.

An upset girl, holding onto to me with her head on my chest...

It's actually more of a hindrance, wanting to fuck a girl more then ever after I've or someone else has upset her

Be alive. Be old enough.

Be not be too old. Be sweet as a bee with a fine sting in her tail.

Also, watching a girl rip the fuck out of a bong turns me on sooo much. You stoners know what I mean.

This^^^^^^^^ >>>>>>>> <::::::::::::::::::>~~~~~~

Be erectionate

I always wanted to put together a cd, with about a dozen different tracks. And each track is just a different girl crying for however many minutes.

Congrat's you're a dacryphile!!!

For me... It depends on the girl, but it can be as little as looking at me in a certain way.

Talk dirty.

There is nothing hotter when the chick talks dirty and wants you bad. Even a simple "i wanna fuck you" works.

make physical contact in a normal conversation.

Looking female...ie wearing a skirt, maybe a head scarf.

show me dur tits.

One time I was buying some food at a grocery store, and the cashier was just... I don't know exactly, but the way she acted was like she didn't give a shit about what she was doing and just wanted to go home and get some sleep or something... the way she acted towards me, like she genuinely didn't care what I thought, the way she took my money and bagged my things, somehow was incredibly sexy.

I didn't lol. But I somewhat internally mumbled a lulz.

Congrat's you're a dacryphile!!!


Fuck... there's a word for it? damn didn't even realise... off to wikipedia I go.

So youse hoping she'll say, "Yes! I'll have a banana, dacryphile."?

Edit to my earlier answer: Wear a skirt and whisper to him that you haven't got any knickers on.

+100 erotic points if you happen to be in church or at your parents having dinner at the time.

A really sexy ass.

Actually, you're thinking something along the lines of "How can I tuck it into my waistband without her noticing? ...Fuck... This is going to be awkward."

Not sure why, but watching an attractive guy put a lot of care into rolling the perfect joint always does it.
Especially if he's ignoring everything around him while doing it.

Just a playful glance.

Being totally focused on cooking something simple...like, say, two pieces of bacon... :p

Nothing.

No matter what a girl does, if I'm even the slightest bit attracted to her, it will turn me on.

I'm very easy.

Have two or more of the following features:
•Tits
•Holes

When a chick knows she's hot and is all struttin her stuff. Very sexy.

Congrat's you're a dacryphile!!!

Oh yeah this. Immediate boner.

Congratulations. I now have Earl Grey on my monitor... :D

For me, it's a chick who can rock on some guitar hero. IDK, it's weird...

Play with my hair. Doesn't matter if she grabs a fistful from the back or brushes it off my face, hawtness. If she actually goes thru the time and effort to lightly scratch the back of my head and run her fingers thru it, I'm about ready to dry hump something.

Hey OP.....how'd we do? Ya get any good replies? Have we brought out that ravishing succubus from deep within, and the good lad is now a prisoner to your carnal charms? How goes it?

Or is a good lad now a prisoner due to raping your carnal charms?

Ah....

If a girl acts like a cat. Yeah. Um....yeah. And shes hot, of course. Just imagine if your sitting and your girl crawls up to you and starts nibbling at your clothes trying to get under your shirt and teasing like hell and just giving you that utter look of wanting with her eyes.

When a girl does something absolutely witty but doesnt say anything. Like...she walks past you and you are totally looking at her ass/checking her out and she seems not to notice but as shes walking, turns her head and winks at you with "that" smile. Then again wittiness in general is a turn on.

A certain look that a woman can give thats so full of meaning. I call it the "omg I want to turn your insides with my pussy you unsuspecting motherfucker" look. Happened to me at my job once (which sucks, as I work at a middle school) and I had to grab the table as my eyes widened and the girl passed by. Goddamn.

Ah....

If a girl acts like a cat.

Furfag.

Have a nice ass

Not be a transvestite/transexxual/transylvanian.

Must be a natural born woman 16 > < 49

Be erectionate

That made me lol hard.

Thank you moony.

sometimes its just breathing. there have been times when i've been with a girl or just sitting next to one on the train or whatever and they'll give some random little sigh or hmm or some shit and it'll just be about the sexiest thing you've ever heard.

but yeah, in general it doesn't take all that much.

Are all bitches in Canada retarded? Oh wait...I've already met SickBoy....

Edit to my earlier answer: Wear a skirt and whisper to him that you haven't got any knickers on.

+100 erotic points if you happen to be in church or at your parents having dinner at the time.

Odd that this was almost identical to what I was going to post. Skirt, or a dress with a slit, girl sitting on my lap and whispering to me (Preferably with any variant of an English accent ;p). Then if she really wanted to get me crazy a slight kiss and nibbling while moaning to me. Damn, getting hot just thinking about it.

Furfag.


haha, if you say so. At any rate, I enjoy the tail I get. :)

If a girl acts like a cat. Yeah. Um....yeah. And shes hot, of course. Just imagine if your sitting and your girl crawls up to you and starts nibbling at your clothes trying to get under your shirt and teasing like hell and just giving you that utter look of wanting with her eyes.

This was really the only reply I thought was weird...

This was really the only reply I thought was weird...

I bet anything his cat and penis have been within a 5 inch proximity of each other for longer than a few minutes....if you catch my drift!

Fuck. Yes. This.

Except the 2nd part. I'm not such a man whore. :o ;P

I bet anything his cat and penis have been within a 5 inch proximity of each other for longer than a few minutes....if you catch my drift!

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ooooh baby

be feminine.

I'm a girl so I'm not sure whether my imput is actually wanted here but you're getting it anyway.
Dressing right is definitely the way to go if a girl wants to turn me on. None of that sequiny sparkly crap.... dress like a skinhead or a goth (please note goth not emo) and that will get me going.

Other slightly weirder things in girls that turn me on are low blood pressure and tattoos on the neck or hands. I also get turned on when girls are so busy looking at their own reflections in shop windows that they walk into things.

And here's a really weird one.... I have in the past found myself being extremely attracted to girls that have slept with my boyfriends.

low blood pressure

Low blood pressure turns you on...?

Am I missing something?

Goths can be really hot, I mean slim ones and those who make an effort to dress up nicely. And by nicely I mean some cool "damsel in distress" medieval kind of clothes.

Low blood pressure turns you on...?

Am I missing something?

No you're not missing anything..... I'm just a bit strange. I used to have dangerously low blood pressure.... and it made me pass out all the time... I like it.... I think it gives a girl a certain vulnerability and makes you feel like you have to look after them.... it's cute.

No you're not missing anything..... I'm just a bit strange. I used to have dangerously low blood pressure.... and it made me pass out all the time... I like it.... I think it gives a girl a certain vulnerability and makes you feel like you have to look after them.... it's cute.

Ooooh! The traditional English Fainting Maiden...

Did you do it properly & put the back of your delicate girly wrist to your forehead just before dropping? That's how they do it in the movies...so it must be correct.

hahahaha no I never did that.

Don't you wish, now, that you did? Or is stuff like that best left in the past with the Victorians? With those overblown, over warm dresses & the corsets that put those women over the top with dizziness...

Ooooh! The traditional English Fainting Maiden...

Did you do it properly & put the back of your delicate girly wrist to your forehead just before dropping? That's how they do it in the movies...so it must be correct.

Apparently, that's where the tradition of men standing up when a lady comes into the room comes from. Because their corsets were so tight they were expected to pass out at any moment, so the men all stood up to make sure they are the the first to pick her up from falling, take her back to their rooms, laying her on the bed and proceed to rape her while she's unconscious.

ahahahahahahahaha thats most excellent!

Be cute..

give you a real smile, move her legs around alot, do a cute little sigh.


i think the best thing a girl can do is be just a little bit awkward. not as a person, but just not having her friends around to be bitches with.

FTW.

In fact, the world needs more awkward people.

"Normal" people are all the same, but every awkward person is awkward in his/her own way.

Yeah haha it's funny when girls are bitches to you/ignore you at school and then you see them at a party and it's a whole different story. this hot (ok, cute as hell) azn that sat next to me all year never said shit to me, then i ended up letting her drive me to get food. fast forward to us at the dead end making out hard core, me unbuttoning her pants and...... BLUE BALLED. i woulda had my penis in her mouth but she "doesn't drink" and i'm too ugly to do anything but make her feel loved. she hit the weed tho. why am i telling you this? no idea.

OH!

how was it monday morning? Back to normal. Hilarious, and painfully awkward. Haven't said a word to her since. A++ for awkward girls.

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ooooh baby

Fucker stole my cats

I didn't lol. But I somewhat internally mumbled a lulz.

Yeah well I wasn't entirely joking.

Simplest thing a girl can do to get the blood flowing? I think I'd have to say 'breathing'

Just being there, for some.

and i though i was the only one who thought whispers were hawt