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Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here.

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 #1 
Old 2007-11-30, 14:41
not marshmallow not marshmallow is offline
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Default girlfriend advice HELP!!!

so my girlfriend is really pretty but she refuses to take a bath more than once every 3 days. she doesn't get all sweaty or anything but she starts to start smelling stale and i dont know how to tell her to take a bath without hurtng her feelings??? :(

http://i9.tinypic.com/81i52zs.jpg
 #2 
Old 2007-11-30, 14:53
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Valhalla
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I'm praying this is a troll thread...
 #3 
Old 2007-11-30, 14:54
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Default Re: girlfriend advice HELP!!!

Honesty is allways the best approach. If she's doing something that's affecting you you should tell her.

However if you're really scared of telling her she's a dirty dirty girl (really only every 3 days? And I think I'm gross only habving two showers a day) you could allways lure her into bathing or showering with you?

"babe I'd LOVE to rub your delicious body all over with this oil andnicescentedshowergeligot.."

Or some such.
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Old 2007-11-30, 15:02
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Quote:
Originally Posted by yoyobek
Honesty is allways the best approach. If she's doing something that's affecting you you should tell her.

However if you're really scared of telling her she's a dirty dirty girl (really only every 3 days? And I think I'm gross only habving two showers a day) you could allways lure her into bathing or showering with you?

"babe I'd LOVE to rub your delicious body all over with this oil andnicescentedshowergeligot.."

Or some such.


I think it was a troll about black people.
 #5 
Old 2007-11-30, 16:31
not marshmallow not marshmallow is offline
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Default Re: girlfriend advice HELP!!!

we are both virgins so i dont think that will work. i dont think we should shower together. :(
 #6 
Old 2007-11-30, 16:44
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Florida, US
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I think it was a troll about black people.

Yoyo cant spot trolls to save her life :\
 #7 
Old 2007-11-30, 16:45
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East end
Default Re: girlfriend advice HELP!!!

"You, shower, NOW!"
 #8 
Old 2007-11-30, 16:54
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Default Re: girlfriend advice HELP!!!

Yoyo cant spot trolls to save her life :\

I am SO glad you're not a mod.
Since when is trolling a banable, or infractable, or thread closable offence? I *could* move this thread, but why bother? really?

Regardless of if the thread starter is a troll or not, the thread has a chance for some good discussion.

And I bet if I'd have closed this you'd be bitching about me being a nazi mod.Roll Eyes (Sarcastic)
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Old 2007-11-30, 17:22
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I am SO glad you're not a mod.
Since when is trolling a banable, or infractable, or thread closable offence? I *could* move this thread, but why bother? really?

Regardless of if the thread starter is a troll or not, the thread has a chance for some good discussion.

And I bet if I'd have closed this you'd be bitching about me being a nazi mod.Roll Eyes (Sarcastic)

Uhh...it isn't. You shouldnt have closed/banned/infracted anything. You should just know better.

And the 'the thread has a chance for some good discussion' wasn't even close to a nice save.
 #10 
Old 2007-11-30, 19:15
whativeseen whativeseen is offline
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I am SO glad you're not a mod.
Since when is trolling a banable, or infractable, or thread closable offence?
Right, because he totally said it was ..
 #11 
Old 2007-11-30, 20:00
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East end
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I've been modding here for years and I'm with Yoyo on this one.

Shut up.
 #12 
Old 2007-11-30, 20:05
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Default Re: girlfriend advice HELP!!!

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Originally Posted by psycho_8b
I've been modding here for years and I'm with Yoyo on this one.

Shut up.


Thats cute, you willing to be her e-knight in shining armor.

Personally, I would have sided with my dignity on that one. But to each their own.

Then again, maybe you honestly believe that totse needed a solid discussion on how to get your photoshopped girlfriend with a horrible case of man face to shower.

I will agree with Yoyo on one thing though. I'm SO glad i'm not a mod.

Oh, and also...psycho. Shut up.
 #13 
Old 2007-11-30, 20:15
jojabr jojabr is offline
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Troll or no troll...

There was this girl once, and she smoked cigarettes one after the other. There were times where I'd kiss her, stop, and tell her to go brush her teeth or I wouldn't kiss her any more. I don't think she liked that, but it worked.
...For a little while, at least. :p
 #14 
Old 2007-11-30, 20:25
nau06248 nau06248 is offline
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I think if you smoke a lot, then you have to expect to not want to be kissed...

I delibratly wouldnt smoke around my ex when we were together, and if i did, then i would have gum, or get her to smoke as well. hehe.

I think everyone is a bit pissed off/touchy about the recent volume of trolling... hense certain people getting a bit snappy.
 #15 
Old 2007-12-01, 00:05
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the hose.
 #16 
Old 2007-12-01, 00:27
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Basement
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I've been modding here for years and I'm with Yoyo on this one.



Me too.

Wanna frickin metal
 #17 
Old 2007-12-01, 05:47
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yoyos a bad mod. not that i dont like her personally, she just isnt cut out for it


seriously, she didnt close this obvious troll thread cause she wanted to post something in it, give her input.

she also closes some threads that arent troll threads, but because she doesnt understand totses sense of humor (but then again neither does meta)

and psycho is not her e-knight in shinning armor...any mod would stick up for her cause they know shes not the greatest mod and they dont want her to feel bad
 #18 
Old 2007-12-01, 05:57
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That's quite hypocritical yoyobek.

yoyos a bad mod. not that i dont like her personally, she just isnt cut out for it


Agreed. She thinks because she's a mod that she has to reply to every thread and everything she says is right.
 #19 
Old 2007-12-01, 15:01
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East end
Default Re: girlfriend advice HELP!!!

Thats cute, you willing to be her e-knight in shining armor.

Personally, I would have sided with my dignity on that one. But to each their own.

Then again, maybe you honestly believe that totse needed a solid discussion on how to get your photoshopped girlfriend with a horrible case of man face to shower.

I will agree with Yoyo on one thing though. I'm SO glad i'm not a mod.

Oh, and also...psycho. Shut up.

I love you :D
 #20 
Old 2007-12-01, 15:08
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Basement
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lulz, I could spoil your fun right now.
 
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