I think I might be pregnant, I'm not sure what to do

fuuuuuuck :(

Massage them with a good oil. It may not help but it will feel nice.
If you're male you might want to get an abortion if you think you're pregnant. I've heard it can be a pretty painfull process to give birth through the penis.

That's why they named the procedure after Caesar.

so go take a pregnancy test.

That's why they named the procedure after Caesar.

I lol'd

Ahem: Why women give birth

Initially, before women were created, God created the superior race, men. We men once had sex organs, and all we had to do was after intercourse with another man. Well one day, Adam took a huge painful dump. Adam looked up at the sky, and told the Lord "look asshole, I can barely get a piece out of there, there's no way in hell I'm popping out a baby!" So God made women. And gave them another hole.

So the purpose of this thread? Men give birth through their assholes, not the penis.

Ahem: Why women give birth

God created the superior race, men.

I'm sure your argument was great, but I stopped reading right there.

Ahem: Why women give birth

We men once had sex organs, and all we had to do was after intercourse with another man.

I'm sure your argument was great, but I stopped reading right there.

Jesus H. Christ...

Just how fucking stupid do you people have to be to NOT recognize a troll when you see one?

Please stop feeding them... it only makes them want more.