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Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here.

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 #1 
Old 2007-11-30, 03:46
spockcarolla spockcarolla is offline
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Default i'm going to fuck his virgin sister and he knows it.

he's always giving me disapproving looks, like this:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v406/spockcarolla/punkin005-1.jpg

i know its only half of his head, but you can still tell. i just noticed it and it made me laugh out loud.
 #2 
Old 2007-11-30, 03:48
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on a pharm
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i see what you mean, even with half the head

yeah be careful, not cause hes black, its just over protective brothers in general
 #3 
Old 2007-11-30, 03:51
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totse
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http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v406/spockcarolla/punkin011.jpg?t=1196394634

Classy.
 #4 
Old 2007-11-30, 03:54
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http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v406/spockcarolla/punkin011.jpg?t=1196394634

Classy.

racist fuck
 #5 
Old 2007-11-30, 03:57
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Default Re: i'm going to fuck his virgin sister and he knows it.

Is the person in the pic you posted siblings to the pic xilikeeggs0 posted? The resemblance is uncanny
 #6 
Old 2007-11-30, 04:03
nau06248 nau06248 is offline
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Default Re: i'm going to fuck his virgin sister and he knows it.

hee almost looks a a bit camp.

Like he saying in his head, "oh no. you did not just say that." doesn't really work in text... maybe you will still get it though.
 #7 
Old 2007-11-30, 04:24
spockcarolla spockcarolla is offline
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racist fuck

AHHHH.

The deviancy of a totsean is uncanny. Let me clear this one up. She's not racist, she went through my public photobucket, like someone did in the thread i made in S&A tonight. That's a picture of my shit i posted in half baked a little while ago. Now the two threads have intertwined and have effectively been highjacked. God damn you people, i try to make a post and look what ya fucks do. BLAH.
 #8 
Old 2007-11-30, 04:34
Orange_Crusader Orange_Crusader is offline
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Default Re: i'm going to fuck his virgin sister and he knows it.

Well if I knew her, and had a chance, I'd say (by that pic only) that you'd have her all to yourself.
 #9 
Old 2007-11-30, 05:12
ScaryDangerous ScaryDangerous is offline
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Default Re: i'm going to fuck his virgin sister and he knows it.

she looks innocent. do it. in the butt.

just kidding, but be nice to her and cuddle with her when its over!
 #10 
Old 2007-11-30, 05:21
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second star to the right.
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Is that Tay Zonday?????
 #11 
Old 2007-11-30, 05:40
Da Black Ice Da Black Ice is offline
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Default Re: i'm going to fuck his virgin sister and he knows it.

Why the hell is he hanging out with you and his sister?
 #12 
Old 2007-11-30, 06:13
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Default Re: i'm going to fuck his virgin sister and he knows it.

Hahaha, his head is cocked at you, love it.
 #13 
Old 2007-11-30, 06:19
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Default Re: i'm going to fuck his virgin sister and he knows it.

AHHHH.

The deviancy of a totsean is uncanny. Let me clear this one up. She's not racist, she went through my public photobucket, like someone did in the thread i made in S&A tonight. That's a picture of my shit i posted in half baked a little while ago. Now the two threads have intertwined and have effectively been highjacked. God damn you people, i try to make a post and look what ya fucks do. BLAH.

And in layman terms interpretting that authentic frontier gibberish......

*PWNED*
 #14 
Old 2007-11-30, 06:22
KwinnieBogan KwinnieBogan is offline
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fucken rape your dog and your parrots, in the aids, in the cereal box make sex with your face and your hands and your arse and your face..

...face..

.a. and a petrol trophy.
 #15 
Old 2007-11-30, 06:31
Cousingrimm Cousingrimm is offline
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Default Re: i'm going to fuck his virgin sister and he knows it.

Is that Tay Zonday?????

Nah, that guy definitely is not a 'Chocolate Rain' type of guy.
 #16 
Old 2007-11-30, 06:41
KwinnieBogan KwinnieBogan is offline
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Default Re: i'm going to fuck his virgin sister and he knows it.

Nah, that guy definitely is not a 'Chocolate Rain' type of guy.

what about the other guy
 #17 
Old 2007-11-30, 13:34
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It's a hella funny picture, I love the way his head is kinda cocked to one side. He looks a little manic.

The sister is nice though, assuming that's her. :)
 #18 
Old 2007-11-30, 16:19
gadzooks gadzooks is offline
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what about the other guy

I swear to God it took me a while to realize that was a chick. Even after seeing the painted nails I was still not completely convinced.

I had to read the actual thread again to be sure.
 #19 
Old 2007-11-30, 19:33
Rocko Rocko is offline
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Default Re: i'm going to fuck his virgin sister and he knows it.

This got a lot funnier when I figured out that was a chick.
 #20 
Old 2007-11-30, 20:19
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after you guys or whatever can paint each others nails.






dick tracy? come on.
 #21 
Old 2007-11-30, 23:24
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I'm being dead honest when I say I seriously thought that was a guy with nail polish on at first.

Good for you, go pop that cherry you slick aleck, you.
 #22 
Old 2007-12-01, 00:23
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Default Re: i'm going to fuck his virgin sister and he knows it.

Quote:
Originally Posted by spockcarolla
he's always giving me disapproving looks, like this:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v406/spockcarolla/punkin005-1.jpg

i know its only half of his head, but you can still tell. i just noticed it and it made me laugh out loud.


omg wait thats a chick? i could swear it was this stoner dude i know.
 #23 
Old 2007-12-01, 10:09
Shadowhunter_36 Shadowhunter_36 is offline
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Default Re: i'm going to fuck his virgin sister and he knows it.

I swear to God it took me a while to realize that was a chick. Even after seeing the painted nails I was still not completely convinced.

I had to read the actual thread again to be sure.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA

holy shit

holy shit

*catches breath...*

I thought the chick was guy he was talking about until I read this post. I didn't even pay any attention to the fact there is an actual guy in the picture. OP: are you SURE she isn't actually a dude? Damn. This is WAY more funny now.
 #24 
Old 2007-12-01, 13:30
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Default Re: i'm going to fuck his virgin sister and he knows it.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v406/spockcarolla/punkin011.jpg?t=1196394634

Classy.


There are so many things wrong with this duece that I don't know where to begin. First of all, even in the jokey, racist context with which you submitted this photo, I would be embarassed just because I'd hate for people to know jsut how poor my loaves are.

I mean look at the color. Far from the ideal dark brown shade a healthy duece has, this is light brown with hints of yellow and green. Just revolting.

And could it be any less compact? The "chud" part, if I would even dare call it that, is spongy and sloppily formed. It would fall apart in an instant in one's grasping hand, unlike the firm-like stiffness of a healthy formed meat banana.

And I'm not even going to mention the wispy, formless mass next to it. That's just completely shameful.

You fail on multiple fronts with this toilet item, and only the fact taht your a girl saves you from a completely disgraceful rating on a 1-10 scale. Thus I give you a rating of 4, with a default +2 already calculated in due to your (barely, you disgusting ugly whore who only a desperate truck driver would bang) being a girl.
 #25 
Old 2007-12-01, 13:49
KwinnieBogan KwinnieBogan is offline
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http://rcrawford79.files.wordpress.com/2007/04/american-idol-judges.jpg
 #26 
Old 2007-12-01, 15:27
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totse
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There are so many things wrong with this duece that I don't know where to begin. First of all, even in the jokey, racist context with which you submitted this photo, I would be embarassed just because I'd hate for people to know jsut how poor my loaves are.

I mean look at the color. Far from the ideal dark brown shade a healthy duece has, this is light brown with hints of yellow and green. Just revolting.

And could it be any less compact? The "chud" part, if I would even dare call it that, is spongy and sloppily formed. It would fall apart in an instant in one's grasping hand, unlike the firm-like stiffness of a healthy formed meat banana.

And I'm not even going to mention the wispy, formless mass next to it. That's just completely shameful.

You fail on multiple fronts with this toilet item, and only the fact taht your a girl saves you from a completely disgraceful rating on a 1-10 scale. Thus I give you a rating of 4, with a default +2 already calculated in due to your (barely, you disgusting ugly whore who only a desperate truck driver would bang) being a girl.

You fail at reading the thread. That is the OP's poo.
 #27 
Old 2007-12-01, 15:31
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Alexa > IRC Goon Squad
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^^^^^
Deuce=poop

As in...."I gotta go #2"
 #28 
Old 2007-12-01, 15:42
Flock Flock is offline
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This thread delivers.. a steaming pile. :( :( :(
 #29 
Old 2007-12-01, 22:14
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http://images.retecool.com/uploads/avatars/Mikhail-Nigger-Alarm25.gif
 #30 
Old 2007-12-02, 10:28
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He's analyzing you.

She's hottt by the way, good job.
 #31 
Old 2007-12-02, 14:25
ZeroMalarki ZeroMalarki is offline
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omg wait thats a chick? i could swear it was this stoner dude i know.

I thought exactly the same!
 #32 
Old 2007-12-02, 21:40
Dong_Quixote Dong_Quixote is offline
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Default Re: i'm going to fuck his virgin sister and he knows it.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v406/spockcarolla/punkin005-1.jpg



http://i3.tinypic.com/6ll32q0.jpg
 #33 
Old 2007-12-02, 21:42
Orange_Crusader Orange_Crusader is offline
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32 replies, 1200+ views. LOL

And really, she's ALL yours, buddy.
 #34 
Old 2007-12-02, 23:21
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+1 to the not-knowing-it-was-female parade
 #35 
Old 2007-12-03, 01:44
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Default Re: i'm going to fuck his virgin sister and he knows it.

I thought exactly the same!

As did I. Glad others had the same problem.
 #36 
Old 2007-12-03, 11:08
Modzilla Modzilla is offline
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Quote:
Originally Posted by I-RapeTards
+1 to the not-knowing-it-was-female parade


Agreed.

I thought she was more manly then myself. :(
 #37 
Old 2007-12-03, 12:10
Rocko Rocko is offline
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http://i3.tinypic.com/6ll32q0.jpg

Yes! I was trying to figure out who that guy looked like!
 #38 
Old 2007-12-03, 15:30
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Default Re: i'm going to fuck his virgin sister and he knows it.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v406/spockcarolla/punkin011.jpg?t=1196394634

Classy.

I would give you 1 dollar for the lol you brought me :)
 #39 
Old 2007-12-03, 15:56
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Ontario canada
Default Re: i'm going to fuck his virgin sister and he knows it.

What's so good about fucking a black chick, even if she's a virgin.
 #40 
Old 2007-12-03, 18:59
Surak Surak is offline
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http://i3.tinypic.com/6ll32q0.jpg

Very logical. +1
 #41 
Old 2007-12-03, 21:38
Twisted_Ferret Twisted_Ferret is offline
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Default Re: i'm going to fuck his virgin sister and he knows it.

I swear to God it took me a while to realize that was a chick. Even after seeing the painted nails I was still not completely convinced.

I had to read the actual thread again to be sure.
I didn't realize it was female until this post. :(
 #42 
Old 2007-12-03, 22:19
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I didn't realize it was female until this post. :(

Wtf? It was a girl? GROSS!

You are bragging about deflowering this manly chick?
 #43 
Old 2007-12-03, 22:28
Synthetic Ant Synthetic Ant is offline
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lol wut happend 2 OP?
 #44 
Old 2007-12-03, 22:38
river_of_ash river_of_ash is offline
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lol wut happend 2 OP?

Killed himself, I'd imagine.
 #45 
Old 2007-12-03, 22:39
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^haha
 #46 
Old 2007-12-03, 22:41
Synthetic Ant Synthetic Ant is offline
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Killed himself, I'd imagine.

I would too, if I found out my girlfriend was in fact, a man.
 #47 
Old 2007-12-03, 22:46
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^lol.
 #48 
Old 2007-12-03, 23:34
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Default Re: i'm going to fuck his virgin sister and he knows it.

I swear to God it took me a while to realize that was a chick. Even after seeing the painted nails I was still not completely convinced.

I had to read the actual thread again to be sure.

This. Definately this.
 
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