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| Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here. |
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#1
 2007-11-30, 03:46
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i'm going to fuck his virgin sister and he knows it.
he's always giving me disapproving looks, like this:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v406/spockcarolla/punkin005-1.jpg
i know its only half of his head, but you can still tell. i just noticed it and it made me laugh out loud.
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#2
 2007-11-30, 03:48
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Re: i'm going to fuck his virgin sister and he knows it.
i see what you mean, even with half the head
yeah be careful, not cause hes black, its just over protective brothers in general
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#3
 2007-11-30, 03:51
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Re: i'm going to fuck his virgin sister and he knows it.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v406/spockcarolla/punkin011.jpg?t=1196394634
Classy.
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#4
 2007-11-30, 03:54
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Re: i'm going to fuck his virgin sister and he knows it.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v406/spockcarolla/punkin011.jpg?t=1196394634
Classy.
racist fuck
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#5
 2007-11-30, 03:57
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Re: i'm going to fuck his virgin sister and he knows it.
Is the person in the pic you posted siblings to the pic xilikeeggs0 posted? The resemblance is uncanny
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#6
 2007-11-30, 04:03
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Re: i'm going to fuck his virgin sister and he knows it.
hee almost looks a a bit camp.
Like he saying in his head, "oh no. you did not just say that." doesn't really work in text... maybe you will still get it though.
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#7
 2007-11-30, 04:24
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spockcarolla 
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Re: i'm going to fuck his virgin sister and he knows it.
racist fuck
AHHHH.
The deviancy of a totsean is uncanny. Let me clear this one up. She's not racist, she went through my public photobucket, like someone did in the thread i made in S&A tonight. That's a picture of my shit i posted in half baked a little while ago. Now the two threads have intertwined and have effectively been highjacked. God damn you people, i try to make a post and look what ya fucks do. BLAH.
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#8
 2007-11-30, 04:34
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Re: i'm going to fuck his virgin sister and he knows it.
Well if I knew her, and had a chance, I'd say (by that pic only) that you'd have her all to yourself.
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#9
 2007-11-30, 05:12
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Re: i'm going to fuck his virgin sister and he knows it.
she looks innocent. do it. in the butt.
just kidding, but be nice to her and cuddle with her when its over!
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#10
 2007-11-30, 05:21
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second star to the right.
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Re: i'm going to fuck his virgin sister and he knows it.
Is that Tay Zonday?????
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#11
 2007-11-30, 05:40
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Re: i'm going to fuck his virgin sister and he knows it.
Why the hell is he hanging out with you and his sister?
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#12
 2007-11-30, 06:13
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Re: i'm going to fuck his virgin sister and he knows it.
Hahaha, his head is cocked at you, love it.
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#13
 2007-11-30, 06:19
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Re: i'm going to fuck his virgin sister and he knows it.
AHHHH.
The deviancy of a totsean is uncanny. Let me clear this one up. She's not racist, she went through my public photobucket, like someone did in the thread i made in S&A tonight. That's a picture of my shit i posted in half baked a little while ago. Now the two threads have intertwined and have effectively been highjacked. God damn you people, i try to make a post and look what ya fucks do. BLAH.
And in layman terms interpretting that authentic frontier gibberish......
*PWNED*
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#14
 2007-11-30, 06:22
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Re: i'm going to fuck his virgin sister and he knows it.
fucken rape your dog and your parrots, in the aids, in the cereal box make sex with your face and your hands and your arse and your face..
...face..
.a. and a petrol trophy.
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#15
 2007-11-30, 06:31
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Re: i'm going to fuck his virgin sister and he knows it.
Is that Tay Zonday?????
Nah, that guy definitely is not a 'Chocolate Rain' type of guy.
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#16
 2007-11-30, 06:41
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KwinnieBogan 
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Re: i'm going to fuck his virgin sister and he knows it.
Nah, that guy definitely is not a 'Chocolate Rain' type of guy.
what about the other guy
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#17
 2007-11-30, 13:34
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Flock 
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Re: i'm going to fuck his virgin sister and he knows it.
It's a hella funny picture, I love the way his head is kinda cocked to one side. He looks a little manic.
The sister is nice though, assuming that's her. :)
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#18
 2007-11-30, 16:19
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Re: i'm going to fuck his virgin sister and he knows it.
what about the other guy
I swear to God it took me a while to realize that was a chick. Even after seeing the painted nails I was still not completely convinced.
I had to read the actual thread again to be sure.
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#19
 2007-11-30, 19:33
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Re: i'm going to fuck his virgin sister and he knows it.
This got a lot funnier when I figured out that was a chick.
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#20
 2007-11-30, 20:19
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Re: i'm going to fuck his virgin sister and he knows it.
after you guys or whatever can paint each others nails.
dick tracy? come on.
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#21
 2007-11-30, 23:24
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Re: i'm going to fuck his virgin sister and he knows it.
I'm being dead honest when I say I seriously thought that was a guy with nail polish on at first.
Good for you, go pop that cherry you slick aleck, you.
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#22
 2007-12-01, 00:23
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ingutted 
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Re: i'm going to fuck his virgin sister and he knows it.
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Originally Posted by spockcarolla
he's always giving me disapproving looks, like this:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v406/spockcarolla/punkin005-1.jpg
i know its only half of his head, but you can still tell. i just noticed it and it made me laugh out loud.
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omg wait thats a chick? i could swear it was this stoner dude i know.
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#23
 2007-12-01, 10:09
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Re: i'm going to fuck his virgin sister and he knows it.
I swear to God it took me a while to realize that was a chick. Even after seeing the painted nails I was still not completely convinced.
I had to read the actual thread again to be sure.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA
holy shit
holy shit
*catches breath...*
I thought the chick was guy he was talking about until I read this post. I didn't even pay any attention to the fact there is an actual guy in the picture. OP: are you SURE she isn't actually a dude? Damn. This is WAY more funny now.
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#24
 2007-12-01, 13:30
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Re: i'm going to fuck his virgin sister and he knows it.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v406/spockcarolla/punkin011.jpg?t=1196394634
Classy.
There are so many things wrong with this duece that I don't know where to begin. First of all, even in the jokey, racist context with which you submitted this photo, I would be embarassed just because I'd hate for people to know jsut how poor my loaves are.
I mean look at the color. Far from the ideal dark brown shade a healthy duece has, this is light brown with hints of yellow and green. Just revolting.
And could it be any less compact? The "chud" part, if I would even dare call it that, is spongy and sloppily formed. It would fall apart in an instant in one's grasping hand, unlike the firm-like stiffness of a healthy formed meat banana.
And I'm not even going to mention the wispy, formless mass next to it. That's just completely shameful.
You fail on multiple fronts with this toilet item, and only the fact taht your a girl saves you from a completely disgraceful rating on a 1-10 scale. Thus I give you a rating of 4, with a default +2 already calculated in due to your (barely, you disgusting ugly whore who only a desperate truck driver would bang) being a girl.
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#25
 2007-12-01, 13:49
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Re: i'm going to fuck his virgin sister and he knows it.
http://rcrawford79.files.wordpress.com/2007/04/american-idol-judges.jpg
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#26
 2007-12-01, 15:27
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Re: i'm going to fuck his virgin sister and he knows it.
There are so many things wrong with this duece that I don't know where to begin. First of all, even in the jokey, racist context with which you submitted this photo, I would be embarassed just because I'd hate for people to know jsut how poor my loaves are.
I mean look at the color. Far from the ideal dark brown shade a healthy duece has, this is light brown with hints of yellow and green. Just revolting.
And could it be any less compact? The "chud" part, if I would even dare call it that, is spongy and sloppily formed. It would fall apart in an instant in one's grasping hand, unlike the firm-like stiffness of a healthy formed meat banana.
And I'm not even going to mention the wispy, formless mass next to it. That's just completely shameful.
You fail on multiple fronts with this toilet item, and only the fact taht your a girl saves you from a completely disgraceful rating on a 1-10 scale. Thus I give you a rating of 4, with a default +2 already calculated in due to your (barely, you disgusting ugly whore who only a desperate truck driver would bang) being a girl.
You fail at reading the thread. That is the OP's poo.
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#27
 2007-12-01, 15:31
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Alexa > IRC Goon Squad
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Re: i'm going to fuck his virgin sister and he knows it.
^^^^^
Deuce=poop
As in...."I gotta go #2"
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#28
 2007-12-01, 15:42
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Re: i'm going to fuck his virgin sister and he knows it.
This thread delivers.. a steaming pile. :( :( :(
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#29
 2007-12-01, 22:14
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Re: i'm going to fuck his virgin sister and he knows it.
http://images.retecool.com/uploads/avatars/Mikhail-Nigger-Alarm25.gif
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#30
 2007-12-02, 10:28
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Re: i'm going to fuck his virgin sister and he knows it.
He's analyzing you.
She's hottt by the way, good job.
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#31
 2007-12-02, 14:25
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Re: i'm going to fuck his virgin sister and he knows it.
omg wait thats a chick? i could swear it was this stoner dude i know.
I thought exactly the same!
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#32
 2007-12-02, 21:40
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Re: i'm going to fuck his virgin sister and he knows it.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v406/spockcarolla/punkin005-1.jpg
http://i3.tinypic.com/6ll32q0.jpg
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#33
 2007-12-02, 21:42
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Re: i'm going to fuck his virgin sister and he knows it.
32 replies, 1200+ views. LOL
And really, she's ALL yours, buddy.
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#34
 2007-12-02, 23:21
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Re: i'm going to fuck his virgin sister and he knows it.
+1 to the not-knowing-it-was-female parade
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#35
 2007-12-03, 01:44
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Re: i'm going to fuck his virgin sister and he knows it.
I thought exactly the same!
As did I. Glad others had the same problem.
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#36
 2007-12-03, 11:08
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Re: i'm going to fuck his virgin sister and he knows it.
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Originally Posted by I-RapeTards
+1 to the not-knowing-it-was-female parade
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Agreed.
I thought she was more manly then myself. :(
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#37
 2007-12-03, 12:10
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Re: i'm going to fuck his virgin sister and he knows it.
http://i3.tinypic.com/6ll32q0.jpg
Yes! I was trying to figure out who that guy looked like!
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#38
 2007-12-03, 15:30
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Re: i'm going to fuck his virgin sister and he knows it.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v406/spockcarolla/punkin011.jpg?t=1196394634
Classy.
I would give you 1 dollar for the lol you brought me :)
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#39
 2007-12-03, 15:56
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Re: i'm going to fuck his virgin sister and he knows it.
What's so good about fucking a black chick, even if she's a virgin.
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#40
 2007-12-03, 18:59
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Re: i'm going to fuck his virgin sister and he knows it.
http://i3.tinypic.com/6ll32q0.jpg
Very logical. +1
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#41
 2007-12-03, 21:38
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Re: i'm going to fuck his virgin sister and he knows it.
I swear to God it took me a while to realize that was a chick. Even after seeing the painted nails I was still not completely convinced.
I had to read the actual thread again to be sure.
I didn't realize it was female until this post. :(
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#42
 2007-12-03, 22:19
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Re: i'm going to fuck his virgin sister and he knows it.
I didn't realize it was female until this post. :(
Wtf? It was a girl? GROSS!
You are bragging about deflowering this manly chick?
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#43
 2007-12-03, 22:28
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Re: i'm going to fuck his virgin sister and he knows it.
lol wut happend 2 OP?
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#44
 2007-12-03, 22:38
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Re: i'm going to fuck his virgin sister and he knows it.
lol wut happend 2 OP?
Killed himself, I'd imagine.
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#45
 2007-12-03, 22:39
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Re: i'm going to fuck his virgin sister and he knows it.
^haha
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#46
 2007-12-03, 22:41
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Re: i'm going to fuck his virgin sister and he knows it.
Killed himself, I'd imagine.
I would too, if I found out my girlfriend was in fact, a man.
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#47
 2007-12-03, 22:46
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Re: i'm going to fuck his virgin sister and he knows it.
^lol.
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#48
 2007-12-03, 23:34
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Re: i'm going to fuck his virgin sister and he knows it.
I swear to God it took me a while to realize that was a chick. Even after seeing the painted nails I was still not completely convinced.
I had to read the actual thread again to be sure.
This. Definately this.
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