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Ok my gf is going to get me a "promise ring"

I just learned this from her best friend, but I'm not supposed to know. I overheard my gf telling her mother that she really wants me to get her one to.

Ok, what the FUCK is a promis ring, am I gay for wearing one (it is not like I can refuse if she gives it to me for xmas), how much do they cost, and does this have anything to do w/ her wanting to suck my nuts?

Are they a "ring" or a band too?

This is making me nervous for some reason! What should I tell her when she asks how I found out?

I think I'm going to say "Bitch I;m real resourceful" she loves that shit.

Only wear it when you're around her and nobody else. Seriously, you'll look so pussy whipped wearing that in front of you're friends. Gah I can't even imagine that shit.

A ring that someone give to their guy/girl friend that signifies their pure love for eachother and that they will always be faithful to them...

EDIT: Yes you will look like a pussy.

pwned

BA HA HA HA HA! Awww a pwomise ring. Sorry if you're going to put on the "promise ring", you should also get a promise castration.

pwned

this, for brevity.

It means a) you're whipped, completely b) you're pretty young, 16 or less by my guess, which leads to... c) to her, it's a promise to marry her, have a half dozen kids, drive a Windstar and watch her get fat and wrinkly for the rest of your life. Accept it.

I thought it meant that they were 'saving themselves' for marriage, but they still wanted to show their commitment, so they got gay-ass rings instead of just having sex.

http://www.engagement-rings-tips.com/promise-ring-meaning.html

Most commonly it's to stay together until they eventually marry.

Very popular with the typical 'zomgluvu4evarxoxoxoxoxo' 13+ year old girls.

Here's what wiki had to say about it:

"Promise rings can mean: "I will be faithful to you"
Promise rings can mean: "I will return to you"
Promise rings can mean: "I will keep a specific promise to you"
Promise rings can mean: "I will keep your secret"
Promise rings can mean: "I love you"
Promise rings can mean: "My intention is to marry you, but I'm not yet ready to become engaged"
Promise rings can mean: "I will save my virginity for you"
Promise rings can mean: "We are best friends"
Promise rings can mean: "I will always be there for you"
Promise rings can mean: "You are my one and only Valentine"
Promise rings can mean: "I promise to abstain from a vice (gambling, drinking, smoking)"
Promise rings can mean: "I promise to replace this ring with a (larger) diamond one as soon as I can afford it" "

Lulz at the last one.

Yeah.... I have a few (slightly) older female friends who've recieved promise rings from their whipped boyfriends/fiancés, and they knew it was because he was too poor/cheap to buy a real ring for them. Didn't lessen the 'aw so cute/romantic....' reactions though, despite the lulz.

Wear it on a chain around you neck?

I would never wear a ring, wouldnt have a prob with it around my neck though.

YO you just hooked it up thats a bomb plan. I say I stole it if a friend asks about it though. From some drug dealer.

Ok, but, How could I possibly handle this so I can assertivley to tell her to fuck off and I dont want the present..how can I hand;e this w/o being a pussy wipped bitch.

the step before the engagement ring?

Do you like this girl?

And why the hell do you care about what people think about your general appearance. Be an individual, not some idiot that wants what ever is 'in' this week.

That pretty much sums it up. It'll also make you look like a total moron if you're still in highschool.

By the way, sorry about the clingy girlfriend.

Ok my friend told me to passivley tell her that I hate promise rings and think there gay. So in a convo, I'll randomly drop the line "Wow, my friend Leo is wearing a promise ring that his girl gave to him, hes so wipped, haha."

Hopefully her stupid ass best friend didnt tell my gf that i know of what she wants to get me.

I really do like this girl, actually.

HELP I need advise asap that lady is comming soon .

Buy her engagement ring. That would solve your problem...

Why don't you just make it obvious to her that you just don't like to wear jewerly of any kind at all. Rendering her gift pointless.

Punch her in the face so her teeth come out, that's what Johnson & friends would do.

Just buy her a fucking ring, and as nauXYZ said wear hers on a chain around your neck. You'll probably get some greater than normal sex for a while. This would be a great time to ask for whatever she hasn't really given you that you want.

E: Those things really don't mean shit.

DON'T FUCKING DO IT - me from the future. Yes I'm from the future, yes i have a time machine. Trust me, you'll regret it later.

Plus it makes you look like pussy whipped bitch.

A pretty gay concept.
It doesn't warm my hardened heart.. :o

say no. youre dating her, and fidelity is pretty much accepted, but jesus you have to play a little hard to get.

As its been said, this is a like a pre-engagement ring. Commitment is not attractive despite what youve been told and if you talk about marriage she'll love you for a few months then shes going to get bored of you, unless you have some major fuckin aces up your sleve. You might want to marry a girl with all your heart, but you never say it to her, just remain undecided on the subject.

and as far as this goes, fuck it. if she gets pissed off chances are you dont even want to be with her in the first place.

if one of your buddies asked you to wear friendship bracelets would you agree? no, and thats exactly the case youve got here.

if one of your buddies asked you to wear friendship bracelets would you agree? no, and thats exactly the case youve got here.

I'd so wear one.

Ok my gf is going to get me a "promise ring"

I just learned this from her best friend, but I'm not supposed to know. I overheard my gf telling her mother that she really wants me to get her one to.

Ok, what the FUCK is a promis ring, am I gay for wearing one (it is not like I can refuse if she gives it to me for xmas), how much do they cost, and does this have anything to do w/ her wanting to suck my nuts?

Are they a "ring" or a band too?

This is making me nervous for some reason! What should I tell her when she asks how I found out?

I think I'm going to say "Bitch I;m real resourceful" she loves that shit.



You wont look like a pussy. chances are she'll get you quite a manly looking ring.
However, a promise ring is something you should only wear if YOU feel comfortable with it, and if you really feel commitment for this girl.

I'm suprised she didnt discuss it with you first.

if one of your buddies asked you to wear friendship bracelets would you agree? no, and thats exactly the case youve got here.

He's not having sex with his buddies. And if he doesn't wear the ring, he won't be having sex with his girlfriend, either.

You wont look like a pussy. chances are she'll get you quite a manly looking ring.
However, a promise ring is something you should only wear if YOU feel comfortable with it, and if you really feel commitment for this girl.

I'm suprised she didnt discuss it with you first.

I'm not.

I don't notice peoples hands really so i doubt lots of people will see it. Just wear it, who gives fuck?

If you wear it on your finger it makes you go invisible.

He's not having sex with his buddies. And if he doesn't wear the ring, he won't be having sex with his girlfriend, either.

since when did were you ever sexually attracted to a man you could control? unless youre a sadist.

its incredibly stupid to go through with something like this so she'll "let you" have sex with her. fuck that.

This reminds me of the episode of That '70s Show with the "man ring". Or the one with the actual promise ring. But the man ring episode was funnier.

Thanks for all the advise.

To be honest, I prefer drugs over sex so I don't want to do any of this for more sex.

So I don't want to wear the ring. I'm more doing this because I don't want my friends to call me whipped because I think I'm already whipped enough and I'm shure they laugh about it. I probally would wear it if there was no social stigma, though.

Ok so I'm like 90% positive my gfs friend did not tell my gf that I know what shes getting me for xmas.

Last night my gf was talking about xmas and I, not so subtly, dropped "Oh btw don't get me anything gay for xmas" and I kinda pressed the issue. I saw her face twitch because of that statement.

I'm thinking about this: Me and my gf and one of my good friends will be hanging out, smoking weed or something. My friend says "omg my girl wants to get me a promise ring is that pussy wipped?" and then I'll immidiently say "ya thats fucking wipped and real weird that your girlfriend would want to do that HAHAHA"
Then take a bong toke, and hit my girlfriend across the face.

Is this a good plan? Or should I man up and tell her that I konw what shes doing and I don't want a faggot ring.

This is really getting to me!

Maybe it regional, maybe I've misunderstood, but I was of the understanding that a promise means NO SEX TILL MARRIAGE. Of course, by giving this to you, there is some thought to marriage involved which usually means shortly after high school. NO one I ever met that had one ever made it that far. I only know three girls that ever got or gave a promise ring, and the all got knocked up in or within a year of high school.

checkmate. anyway dude a promise ring is probably supposed to be something you both decide on (makes more sense that way). she is giving you the gift of guilt.. the gift that keeps on giving.

i always thought the chick gets the promise ring?? its like a I-O-U 1 engagement ring.

You dont deserve this girl. Go jump off a bridge.

Then take a bong toke, and hit my girlfriend across the face.

This will TOTALLY ensure she gets you the PS3 you want for xmas instead of that gay ring. You win.

pwned

THIS.

He's not having sex with his buddies.

Don't start talking about shit you don't know about... ;)

If she gets you a promise ring then you should get her a dog leash.

Good idea! :D


Even I wouldnt do something as tacky and creepy as get a guy a promise ring.

You better not accept that ring.

I'm not a jewelry type of person and my girlfriend knows it. I especially am not wearing a promise ring, that's something for women only.

Alright the general consensus is to not accept the ring.

I have to options:
Confront her before she buys it
Tell her to fuck off at xmas when she gives it to me.

Oh the other night when i told her not to get me a gay xmas present she said that if I didn't like it she would return it and spend the money on herself.


OH, what I could do is pawn the ring for drugs!

..how can I hand;e this w/o being a pussy wipped bitch.

Take it here.
http://www.starstore.com/acatalog/ROTK_Mount_Doom_poster_L.jpg

Seriously, who gives a flying fuck what other people think about this? It's her who you should be caring about. This obviously means something to her. With terms like "I'm resourceful Bitch" and "Promise rings are gay and show you're whipped" it's already likely this one isn't going to last long.

Go find yourself a nice girl that hates being whipped. That should work.

Alright the general consensus is to not accept the ring.

I have to options:
Confront her before she buys it
Tell her to fuck off at xmas when she gives it to me.

Oh the other night when i told her not to get me a gay xmas present she said that if I didn't like it she would return it and spend the money on herself.


OH, what I could do is pawn the ring for drugs!You're a winner. How do you ever manage to treat her so well?

Dickhead.

Seriously, who gives a flying fuck what other people think about this? It's her who you should be caring about. This obviously means something to her. With terms like "I'm resourceful Bitch" and "Promise rings are gay and show you're whipped" it's already likely this one isn't going to last long.

This.

You wont look like a pussy. chances are she'll get you quite a manly looking ring.
However, a promise ring is something you should only wear if YOU feel comfortable with it, and if you really feel commitment for this girl.

I'm suprised she didnt discuss it with you first.

Veto. He will look like a pussy.

"Oh why you got that ring there, you married"

"Lol no my girlfriend and I exchanged promise rings because we looove each other sooooo much"

*little animated hearts spontaneously appear*

"You are so gay"

Veto. He will look like a pussy.

"Oh why you got that ring there, you married"

"Lol no my girlfriend and I exchanged promise rings because we looove each other sooooo much"

*little animated hearts spontaneously appear*

"You are so gay"

No, it will go something like this:

"Why are you wearing a ring, are you married?"

"No, my girlfriend got it for me."

If his friends aren't total idiots, they'll drop it right there. If they are, and make fun of him, all he has to say is "And that's why I'm getting laid and you're not."

Dogs have leashes boyfriends have promise rings,
.........whens your vet appointment to get fixed

Damnit some one tell me what to do!

Two words, fuckface.

Grow up.

basically.

I vote
Take it here.
http://www.starstore.com/acatalog/ROTK_Mount_Doom_poster_L.jpg

No, it will go something like this:

"Why are you wearing a ring, are you married?"

"No, my girlfriend got it for me."

If his friends aren't total idiots, they'll drop it right there. If they are, and make fun of him, all he has to say is "And that's why I'm getting laid and you're not."

Or, if his friends have anything that resembles a penis, they will mock him mercilessly.

Promise rings are stupid and immature.

Or, if his friends have anything that resembles a penis, they will mock him mercilessly.

Promise rings are stupid and immature.

Honestly, who would give a fuck? Your penis having friends? You care that much about their opinion? It's obvious this means something to her. Let them mock away. They are probably the ones sleeping alone at night.

Take it here.
http://www.starstore.com/acatalog/ROTK_Mount_Doom_poster_L.jpg

i laughed so hard at this

i laughed so hard at this


Ya me too.




Ok update:

I;m getting her stupid friends to tell her to not do it.

If she does, I will accept it.

If it is masculine enough, I will rock in on my finger, if it isn't I'll neclace the bitch.


Does this make me a buttpirate?

Honestly, who would give a fuck? Your penis having friends? You care that much about their opinion? It's obvious this means something to her. Let them mock away. They are probably the ones sleeping alone at night.

I wouldn't give a fuck, if it weren't for the fact that promise rings are incredibly...

stupid and immature.

promise rings make me lol, i had a friend that basically signed the rest of her life a way because of a promise ring,
shes engaged now and wont dump him even though he treats her like shit ........her excuse is "we're engaged"



i also fail to see what she is trying to promise to you..........?

...if it weren't for the fact that promise rings are incredibly...

Not to her.

I don't know, maybe it's just me seeing through all the other pussywhipped shit but:

If you agree to the promise she's proposing

drrrruuuuuuuuuuuuummmm roll

ACCEPT THE RING!

Fuck.

Well, I love this whore so it doesn't matter.

I guess I'll accept it.... wow.... but where the fuck do I find one of these?

Is it just a ring/band?

This girl has much more money then I do, and I know shewill drop on this ring, and will it be embarassing if I get her something that is like 10$ when she dropps hundos on it for me?

Ya me too.


Ok update:

I;m getting her stupid friends to tell her to not do it.

If she does, I will accept it.

If it is masculine enough, I will rock in on my finger, if it isn't I'll neclace the bitch.


Does this make me a buttpirate?



FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!!


Why do you GIVE a fuck what other people may think so much?! It's you who has to wear it, not them.

And if you're not comfy with this level of creepy commitment she's trying to show, you need to have a serious chat with her about it all and get her to slow down.


If she buys you a promise ring, she'll be expecting an engagement ring next year.



If you care about what people think, the least pussy thing to do would be to talk to her, and tell her you dont like the idea!

Or is she too scary to approach?

FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!!


Why do you GIVE a fuck what other people may think so much?! It's you who has to wear it, not them.

And if you're not comfy with this level of creepy commitment she's trying to show, you need to have a serious chat with her about it all and get her to slow down.


If she buys you a promise ring, she'll be expecting an engagement ring next year.



If you care about what people think, the least pussy thing to do would be to talk to her, and tell her you dont like the idea!

Or is she too scary to approach?

yoyobek; the sole voice of logic amid a discordant symphony of lulz, bad ideas and "LOL just buttfuck her" responses.

GOOD NEWS!!!!

I got her best friend to convince her to not do it...

but then my gf told me her best friend told her to break up w/ me?

Hmm...

Fails.

Well, I can't say I wish you luck, but have fun with that.

Does this make me a buttpirate?

No, it just makes you pussywhipped, which is about 10 steps below being a buttpirate.

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Everyone go here please http://www.totse.com/community/showthread.php?t=2075961

Why dont you just not wear it on your ring finger, thus not making it like an engagment ring at all, and so no one will ask you anything.

Many men wear jewlery, its not that strange, maybe its just not normal in your mid west teen circles.

Accept the ring, she's not goign to change her mind about buying you one because you make fun of them around her.

Just dont call it a promise ring, beccause that sounds 'gay'

This thread is fucking stupid

This stupid is fucking thread

http://www.extremerestraints.com/cock-and-ball-toys_191/cock-rings_34/

is this a promise ring?