Well, the majority of totseans will never fuck a truly beautiful, model-type chick. I'm talking perfect body, beautiful face and all that. I'm not talking about bagging a hot slut, I mean the girls in the magazines.

I am constantly upset because I know as long as I live I will never fuck a true DIME.

And don't front because you know you won't either, in fact.. so few will.

And if you do, it's not going to be for long. It was either a 1 time thing or she is gonna get old, and so will you.

It's kinda gay, like why not, ya dig?

so plan A is obviously get rich as a bitch, or plan B is turn 40, still ain't happened, and.. rape or something. shit i dunno, i dont like to know something is impossible, it sucks putting a skycap in my clear blue skies.

Do yall feel the same way?

i already have fucked a model about ten times. she lived with me for 4 days this summer.

Well shes 17 but still. shes some type of model fucking sexy

My sister is a model. I'm getting into modelling myself soon.

I'm pretty sure I'll have opportunities to bang those types of girls quite often.

only problem is, I don't want to.

I don't go for them. I like my women to look real. Not saying I wouldn't fuck Jessica Alba, but I would fuck the 100s of girls who look almost exactly like her. Skanky wannabes.

wtf you retarded piece of less than human shit.
how the fuck can a girl look not real? wtf does she fucking look plastic or wooden or like a fucking cyborg or some shit?

wtf you retarded piece of less than human shit.
how the fuck can a girl look not real? wtf does she fucking look plastic or wooden or like a fucking cyborg or some shit?

Looks go beyond the outside. if she can't even answer "what's your name luv" without telling me a story about her dog foofii who lives with her and she's legally going to marry one day...she's not real.

I can't explain well now, it's too later, but I will explain eventually.

Fakely.

What are you calling fake on?

fucking cyborg or some shit?

LMFAO

freeRadical

You lead a sad, pathetic life. I feel sorry for you. But their is hope, oh yes there is. I suggest murder/suicide.

freeRadical

It was either a 1 time thing or she is gonna get old, and so will you.

That's when I stopped reading your post.
Pretty much, on the off-chance someone meets the requirements to actually prove you wrong, you throw in a god-awful, no-shit-sherlock, fact-of-life eventuality/inevitability just to fuck them over.

My girlfriend is a suicide girl and underwear model, so...kinda knocks your theory.

And anyways, the majority of people are not that good looking as the people in magazines, and so it's not something that we should aspire too. Plus the fashion is stick thin girls and guys at the moment, ergh!

Nope. I made out with a model once and I'm sure I'll fuck one eventually, buuut I like cute girls, not "hot" model-eqsue ones.

-F☺rd

Well, the majority of totseans will never fuck a truly beautiful, model-type chick. I'm talking perfect body, beautiful face and all that. I'm not talking about bagging a hot slut, I mean the girls in the magazines.

I for one, Do not care.

I have the perfect girl (for me).

i might feel bad about it, but im more focused on the confusion of how totse can go from clueless young virgins to players who casually fuck models.

i guess ill have to be the honest one here. ive fucked a model once. she was the "before" picture in a jenny craig commercial.

It's kind of sad to think like that really.

Only the best for you, huh?

I hope this will help you somehow...
http://www.ninjapirate.com/girlsQuestionMark.html

LOL!

Stick thin guys bullshit. If that was true bitches would come flocking to me. But yeah I don't like stick think girls anyways. I like a girl with an ass.

wtf you retarded piece of less than human shit.
how the fuck can a girl look not real? wtf does she fucking look plastic or wooden or like a fucking cyborg or some shit?

some porn stars do look all plastic-y and fake. I get put off watching them.

Your kidding right, only people who actually believe that is how it goes, I probably will never fuck a model, but I probably will fuck someone who looks like a model, models are like everyone else, they have their times when they look really good, and times when they don't. For me when I shave, and clean my face, conditon my hair, and wear my good clothes, I look like a model, but I go without that for a while, I look just as bad as everyone else.

You know what your problem is, your putting the model's pussy on a pedestal, go ahead a fuck a model, and all that illusion will go away.

You're right, you'll never fuck a 10 because you've convinced yourself it won't happen. And what the fuck is this shit about "maybe I will, but she'll get old eventually"? Duh. You're going to avoid having sex with a hottie because *eventually* she'll age? Do you avoid fresh fruit because eventually it will spoil? I think some therapy is in order. Lunatic.

as a wise(and also talented, middle aged, and slightly over weight) journalist once said, "wasn't it obvious that the psycho-skeletors she was on about didn't care that much about men? most males figured it out in discos in their teens; girls who look perfect tended to make rubbish girlfriends. perfect girls probably won't talk to you at all"

No.

It's only how she looks and what she does for a living.

It's not a bad thing to do for a living, but it's nothing special.

God you guys don't get it.

Your not gonna fuck models like I'm talking about.

I'm talking about the 0.01 percentile of girls, not some average looking slut with nice tits.

and i'm not talking to those who get off on posting belligerent exaggerations on totse, i'm talking about those on here (the majority) who make posts asking for help.

and it's not about a 1 time thing, its about having a small window to even try and fuck these girls, then its over. when you're 50 you won't be fucking those girls. if you shacked up with one, she looks like shit by then. you will not get the best for the majority of your life. its depressing.

whys this a standard?

You just want the best, no? I understand. :)

Though, I have seen older men (at least 40, possibly 50) with the kind of girls you're talking about. It happens.

-F☺rd

The best-- foreeever.

and it's not about a 1 time thing, its about having a small window to even try and fuck these girls, then its over. when you're 50 you won't be fucking those girls.

This is retarded. You are assuming that anyone here would want to marry a woman that's like that. You do realize girls like that, supermodels and whatnot, are vapid, unintelligent, and use their looks to get by in life, right?

You could easily fuck a bitch like that even when you're over 50, it just comes down to having enough motherfucking cash. Have you seen Donald Trump, and how he looks compared to his wife?

'nuff said.

Step 1: Go to Nightclub
Step 2: Order three Shots of Bacardi 151

Wait 15 minutes.

Then every average will look hot, and hot girls will be stunning. Thanks to the dark and the alcohol.

Most models are ugly bitches with daddy issues though ( i dated one)

Yeah dude, all you need to do is get triple-vision, no coordination, slurring every word drunk.

Then they'll look smokin'.

Good idea.

;)

Every hott celebrity on the cover of a magazine is photoshopped to some extent. Nobody is perfect, there are always flaws.

That being said, my ex-girlfriend was model-hott. Not perfect, but the kind of girl that you would never consider not fucking given the opportunity.

The last couple girls I've hooked up with could be considered model hott, despite their minor flaws....and I'm not just saying this because I could find beauty in them, I'm saying that by the standards set forth by the media and society, these girls would be deemed hott.

Any girl who is the kin of hot you're describing would never sleep with someone who thinks of them in the way you do. When will people realize that hot girls get good-looking, well-off guys chasing them all the time, they could have any of them, but someone who stands out is the one they'll end up with. Maybe stop idolizing them as hot sex toys/pieces of meat and they won't smell the desperate from twenty feet away. Trust me, if you're not getting the kinds of girls you're describing, it's for a damned good reason.

LOL! They don't care about your thoughts, girls who have the asset of being outrageously attractive are not as dumb as they look/sound, they will use it to get as far as they possibly can.

IE, they're not going to date some fat balding electrician just because he has "game".

Anyway, to the OP. I never really thought about it. I see chicks who are "model-like" all the time (i live in a big decadent filthy city) and I don't even notice them anymore. I mean i'll obviously look at them like once or twice, but i realize and accept that it just wasn't meant to be, no use in getting down on things out of your control. Even if you somehow manage to bag one of these model types, it's a very great responsibility, expensive, and in the end utterly fruitless (too many people competing for her attention, she'll barely give you any)