mother lets child perform quiet sexual intercourse with her because she feels sorry that she gave birth to a son with a small penis and can never really enjoy a true confident sexual intercourse with other partners without the embarrassment lagging your performance.

is this alright that the mother is providing sexual favors for her son to keep him confident and sex-able?

hookers are not an option due to the fact that the risk of AIDS is extremely high and condoms are still too lose due to the abnormal smallness of the erect penis.

are such scenarios an act of true love where the mother is only trying to keep her son happy and confident a healthy way to alternatively deal with small penis problems?

do the gods consider this a sin or a new found respect for a mother only doing whatever is necessary to keep her son happy... even if it means sexually satisfying for purposes of size problems?

can such fucking events be a possibility without stepping into bizzaro world?

(also can be an aunt, sister, or cousin... for the same purpose)

Post pics!

EDIT: er.. um, you know, for verification purposes. "Pics or it didn't happen". That sort of thing.

*isn't a pervert*
*really is, and hopes his family never finds out*

I hope your a troll. I really hope your a troll.

On a more serious note, I once told this girl I liked (and who I knew had feelings for me, although she had a boyfriend, at the time) about how I'd never find a girl who'd love me for who I was, and that I'd never be happy, because I had a 2-inch erect penis, and proceeded to cry on her lap.
Out of sympathy, she kissed me deeply, took my hand, and lead me to her bedroom. Looking me in the eyes, she sat me on her bed, and started to unzip my pants. When she saw my non-2 inch penis, she looked shocked and slapped me, and started to leave, but then stopped, and slept with me anyway.

I hope your're a troll. I really hope your're a troll.

Yes, this.

Ha ha.

Ha ha.

This.

Freak.

I think I'm turning Japanese...I really think sp.

(Apparently japanese mom's have sex with their own sons so the son doesn't get distracted from his studies with girlfriends etc)

And yeah ITS A SIN!

So don't do it.

(Apparently japanese mom's have sex with their own sons so the son doesn't get distracted from his studies with girlfriends etc)

Wtf? o.O

i have the solution

An orangutan from a prostitute village in Borneo. We found her chained to a wall, lying on a mattress. She had been shaved all over her body.

If a man walked near her, she would turn herself around, present herself, and start gyrating and going through the motions. She was being used as a sex slave. She was probably about six or seven years old when we rescued her, but she had been held captive by a madam for a long time. The madam refused to give up the animal because everyone loved Pony and she was a big part of their income. They also thought Pony was lucky, as she would pick winning lottery numbers.

Man, just like the old days, what an awesome guy you are.

Awesome.

You have to kill your father first dude.

If no one else gets this I'm gonna be one sad panda.

Ahaha, and in the end you'll have to put your eyes out.

schizaholic don't blame your mother for giving you such a small penis. Penis size isn't based on your genes, penis size is determined by diet and exercise, and possibly race since black people have those fucking monsters.

This is made of win.

Penis size isn't based on your genes...and race since black people have those fucking monsters.

.....just wow.

And you know Lorelai only likes the big ones, so you best be attending to your diet and exercise regimen...

Lies! Diet and exercise my ass. I have a monster, and im a lazy ass fatass. Well not really, but i eat like one :p

If no one else gets this I'm gonna be one sad panda.

I do.

Oedipus.

OP, nothing wrong with it

(also can be an aunt, sister, or cousin... for the same purpose)

MUCH better if it's Sister or Cousin.

.....just wow.

jealous much

Ha! Another episode of Oedipus complex...

Don't get advice on incest from a third party.

And one morning I woke up, and I thought Oedipus, Oedipus, Oedipus, Oedipus
Then one morning I woke up, and I thought Rex, Rex, Rex
Then one morning I woke up, and I thought Oedipus, Oedipus, Oedipus, Oedipus
Thirty two's still a goddamn number, thirty two still counts

Lies! Diet and exercise my ass. I have a monster, and im a lazy ass fatass. Well not really, but i eat like one :p

Your lying, either you do have a good diet and exercise routine, your black, or you have a small penis, I'm betting on the 3rd.

OWNED, SON

Your lying, either you do have a good diet and exercise routine, your black, or you have a small penis, I'm betting on the 3rd.


8 inches isn't small, i'm white, and your a fucking retard.

your a fucking retard.

Kids, take note, doing this makes you look like a total dumbass.

YOU'RE

Kids, take note, doing this makes you look like a total dumbass.

YOU'RE


http://www.forumspile.com/Spelling-GrammarNazi.jpg

I've just gotta wonder what they teach in school these days, they hammered this stuff into my head. :(

8 inches isn't small, i'm white, and your a fucking retard.

Well, I guess it's easy to lie when I'm definiately not checking the actual size, who the fuck goes though the trouble of measuring their penis anyways.

Well, I guess it's easy to lie when I'm definiately not checking the actual size, who the fuck goes though the trouble of measuring their penis anyways.

Everyone in the "penis size" thread?

Everyone in the "penis size" thread?

Yeah well I assume everyone in that thread are lying, but you actually seems serious on the idea that you measured your penis.

Yeah well I assume everyone in that thread are lying, but you actually seems serious on the idea that you measured your penis.


Yes, you stupid fucking shit, i did, and it's 8''. Now promptly go fuck yourself faggot.

Yes, you stupid fucking shit, i did, and it's 8''. Now promptly go fuck yourself faggot.

Dude you have some real psychological issues, I suggest seeing a therapist. Measuring your dick is one thing but now you seem to be in denial about your actial penis size, I assume I'm 6 and a half, to 7 inches, I have no problem is my small size, but obviously you do.

Dude you have some real psychological issues, I suggest seeing a therapist. Measuring your dick is one thing but now you seem to be in denial about your actial penis size, I assume I'm 6 and a half, to 7 inches, I have no problem is my small size, but obviously you do.


Would you like me to prove it?
I bet you would you little faggot

those penis size threads are always so fucking stupid because everyone seems to have a dick bigger than 7" when in reality the average size is 6". Nevertheless, i retain the fact that my dick is a solid 7.


The rest of you are obviously lying to try and compensate for your pathetic lives so stfu.

My dick is 8 inches, no lie, just truth, so stfu about us "lying".

...when in reality the average size is 6".

You are half-correct. The average size of men in general is 6 inches. Here on Totse we are all manly men that pound pornstars with our 9" cocks, that is, when we aren't slaughtering Persian soldiers by the thousand or eating babies.

Reminds me of this (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bad_Boy_Bubby) movie in a way.

If no one else gets this I'm gonna be one sad panda.

You're not as fucking smart as you think you are. Every person ever to have slept through high school gets this fucking reference. What was the point of this post, are you trying to flaunt the fact that you got it without appearing to do so? Well, epic fail. You're like the wanabee's who think they are apart of some "underground" music scene because they listen to Deathcab, and they are absolutely astounded when you also have heard of them. They were on the fucking OC you dumbshits, wake up and smell what you shovellin'.

Infact you're worse than them. You're trying to peddle some kind of intellectual elitism because you know one of the most common historic tales known by everyone in the western world. I don't know what the internet equivilent of a slow clap is, but lets pretend that I just started one.

You're not as fucking smart as you think you are. Every person ever to have slept through high school gets this fucking reference. What was the point of this post, are you trying to flaunt the fact that you got it without appearing to do so? Well, epic fail. You're like the wanabee's who think they are apart of some "underground" music scene because they listen to Deathcab, and they are absolutely astounded when you also have heard of them. They were on the fucking OC you dumbshits, wake up and smell what you shovellin'.

Infact you're worse than them. You're trying to peddle some kind of intellectual elitism because you know one of the most common historic tales known by everyone in the western world. I don't know what the internet equivilent of a slow clap is, but lets pretend that I just started one.

That's pretty much what I was thinking, but decided not to say anything.

You are half-correct. The average size of men in general is 6 inches. Here on Totse we are all manly men that pound pornstars with our 9" cocks, that is, when we aren't slaughtering Persian soldiers by the thousand or eating babies.


TRUE! Manly totse men :o

I lol'd hard at the people who say "Seriously guys, the average is 6. That means you are all lying and must be like 4", since my cock is obviously 9 inches long". Way to defeat yourself there.

But seriously, my cock is like 13" long.

jealous much

Remember what Chris Rock said about how absolutely no one would want to trade places with a black man, even a rich and famous one like Chris Rock himself? Even the white busboys at the comedy club he was at want to ride out the "being white" thing and see where it goes... :D

That's pretty much what I was thinking, but decided not to say anything.

Same here, but I'm glad someone said it.

Remember what Chris Rock said about how absolutely no one would want to trade places with a black man, even a rich and famous one like Chris Rock himself? Even the white busboys at the comedy club he was at want to ride out the "being white" thing and see where it goes... :D.

I do not listen to him. Some of what he says is shit. More like I disagree with some of his "jokes" (beating kids, the 'niggas vs black people', etc) And I rarely listen to Comedy Central. That's the real reason.

heh...

And you know Lorelai only likes the big ones, so you best be attending to your diet and exercise regimen...

I C WAT U DID THAR LULZ

(Apparently japanese mom's have sex with their own sons so the son doesn't get distracted from his studies with girlfriends etc)


Where on earth did you hear that?

Where on earth did you hear that?

there were news articles on this. look for it. I will now.

Where on earth did you hear that?
Yeah, I want evidence! It wouldn't surprise me, knowing the Japanese, but it's clearly something I missed.

Haha, you're small. My cock is 36 inches long and 12 inches in diameter.

when I get hard, I pass out :(

I think I'm turning Japanese...I really think sp.

(Apparently japanese mom's have sex with their own sons so the son doesn't get distracted from his studies with girlfriends etc)

yea ive heard of that... crazy bastards

One of their major findings is that, in addition to the usual father-daughter and sibling incest found in the West, 29 percent of the Japanese calls complained about mother - son incest. This is an extremely high proportion compared to other countries, but about what could be expected considering the common frequency with which Japanese mothers sleep alone with their sons while the father is out having sex with other women - extramarital sex still being the rule for most married men in Japan.(165)

The most commonly reported incest occurs when the mother sees her son masturbate as a teenager and tells him, "It's not good to do it alone. Your IQ becomes lower. I will help you," or "You cannot study if you cannot have sex. You may use my body," or "I don't want you to get into trouble with a girl. Have sex with me instead."(166) The researchers found that Japanese mothers and sons often sleep in the same bed and have sex together, although the exact incidence in the population was not investigated. According to the phone interviews, Japanese mothers teach their sons how to masturbate, helping them to achieve first ejaculation in much the same manner as they earlier helped them with toilet training.(167) Most of the sons had no sexual experience with another woman, and became jealous of the mothers' having sex with their fathers, feeling they should have the right to monopolize the mothers - perhaps helping explain why one informant told a family planning expert: "We have no Oedipal problems in Japan - there's no competition from the father.(168) Mother recent Japanese book, based on one hundred incest reports, confirms these observations, including the unusually high rate of mother - son incest, although it, too, provides no way to determine true national incidence rates.(169)
http://www.psychohistory.com/htm/06a1_incest.html

http://www.psychohistory.com/htm/06a1_incest.html
Only the Japanese could treat it in such a clinical manner just to help their offspring achieve academic success.

Haha, you're small. My cock is 36 inches long and 12 inches in diameter.

when I get hard, I pass out :(

I named my cock Icarus, 'cause when I get hard it flies too close to the sun and suffers severe burns.