Okay, since I'm completely inept at getting laid I'd like you guys to share out how a casual encounter works. As in, what do you say and how you maneuver yourself into attack position.

Anything or any place. The places I hang out are pubs/bars, dance clubs, and will be taking classes at my local community college next month.

So there's a few common scenarios. And I'll try to emulate as much as possible.

And none of this "we were both interested in each other" shit. I have a shyness and confidence problem, not an observation problem.

-Dust

You know what, there's a bajillion different openers you can use, and a zillion different ways to take the conversation.

If you hang out in clubs, they're by far the easiest place to start off. How?

Well, watch this show:

http://www.thecomedynetwork.ca/shows/showdetails.aspx?sid=3468

You can watch the show right off the website.

Look at what works and what doesn't, realize when a girl's giving a fake phone number, and realize what type of attitude gets girls and what doesn't.

That's honestly the simplest advice I can give to a beginner for getting laid at a club.

That's honestly the simplest advice I can give to a beginner for getting laid at a club.

Failing Rohypnol that is...

But that's illegal. So don't do it.

The easiest way is to pretend like you're the most confident person there.

When I was younger, I'd go out with my brother, a big mouthed ex-army douchebag who could get a woman with a click of his fingers!
This started to piss me off...He's getting all the women and I'm getting nothing. So I emulated him for a while and Jesus, did I get pussy!

It's all about being confident and talking to people. Butt into a conversation or two here and there and try not to look too threatening. Just like you're being casual and relaxed. Then when a conversation starts up, keep it going and steer it towards sex.

The easiest way is to pretend like you're the most confident person there.

Hate to say it, but it works. Of course, I don't condone the bastardy-"douchebag ex-army"ness, but having presence, I guess you could call it, is definitely killer.

EDIT: forgot to add, that being good-looking, although not necessarily important, is a bonus.

Hate to say it, but it works. Of course, I don't condone the bastardy-"douchebag ex-army"ness, but having presence, I guess you could call it, is definitely killer.

Yeah the ex-army thing I couldn't really pull off...I have a conscience!
But talking openly and relaxed makes all the difference.

When you weigh up the competition, most are all sexually frustrated dickheads trying to regurgitate lines from a stupid fucking romantic comedy and get the girl just like <enter prick actor's name here>.
Women have become used to this and it can only be pulled off if you have some special quality (you're extremely good looking, have a wallet full of money or your cock accidentally falls out the bottom of your trousers).

Be open, relaxed and casual and remember that even if she brushes you off, it's an experience to learn from.

or your cock accidentally falls out the bottom of your trousers).


I gotta start wearing shorter trousers.

I gotta start wearing shorter trousers.

Lol, same. I think I'm going to sport summit' like these (http://z.about.com/d/fashion/1/5/5/N/1/cutoffs.jpg), for such an occasion.

Of course, I could do an e-peen post and say, these (http://www.planet-sports.de/images/products/large/l_hooch_3-4pants_withribwaist_khaki_hln551.jpg)

EDIT: damn it! I just realised, all I found were womans wear items, and now I seem like a cross-dresser out for another guy whose cock hangs below his hem... :( Stupid google image search...

Lol, same. I think I'm going to sport summit' like these (http://z.about.com/d/fashion/1/5/5/N/1/cutoffs.jpg), for such an occasion.

Of course, I could do an e-peen post and say, these (http://www.planet-sports.de/images/products/large/l_hooch_3-4pants_withribwaist_khaki_hln551.jpg)

EDIT: damn it! I just realised, all I found were womans wear items, and now I seem like a cross-dresser out for another guy whose cock hangs below his hem... :( Stupid google image search...

These will do... http://z.about.com/d/kidsfashion/1/5/x/5/GapPlaidShorts.jpg

Now if only I could find something to match...

These will do... http://z.about.com/d/kidsfashion/1/5/x/5/GapPlaidShorts.jpg

Now if only I could find something to match...

LOL. How about a wind-breaker jacket, a visor, and a pair of binoculars/a camera.
And maybe you can take a photo of you pretending to hold up the Eiffel Tower, or summit'!

I still like wearing full length trousers and saying "Ooops!" :p

So far the "going out with the ex brother and being douchebag" is the best one... Any specific examples?

As in: walk through it so I can emulate.

-Dust