I need shameless pickup lines in Deutsch, quickly. It's better you not know what it's for, although the more funny ones are preferred over ones that are too raunchy. Just give me some good German classics. I wouldn't like just a crappy english line translated, but something that applies to German.

Also, I'm really sorry to be posting in S&A, it's an Emergency. Please feel free to move/lock/delete/infract as you see fit, I won't mind just as long as you give me a few good ones.

Thanks a million, I owe you.

Uhm never used any so I don't really know. But i've just checked some german sites for you http://www.spruecheportal.de/anmachsprueche.php

looks good to me.

Appreciate it.

*Takes out handy German to English dictionary*

Ich finde deine Beine so schön, ich muss ihnen Namen geben: Das Bein ist Weihnachten und das Bein Neujahr. Darf ich Dich in den Ferien besuchen?

WIN

And for the good ol' boys amongst us?

And for the good ol' boys amongst us?

Forgive me, I'm terrible at German, but I THINK it roughly says "I find your legs special and must give them names. This leg is Christmas and this leg New Year. May I visit you in the holidays?"

"Letzten Nacht habe ich mit deine Mutter geschlectswirker gehabt; bist du besser?"

English : "Your eyes are like the sparkle of a thousand stars."

"Weil ich bin zoo, ich ficke nur hunde - aber du völlst machen."

English : "When I think of you, I see only one thing - god's perfect creation."

"Deisen nacht muss ich deine schwester ficken, aber was machtst du an, oh, halb drei?"

English : "Nothing would make me happier than if you would deign to take tea with me just once. Is two thirty good for you?"

"Vunfsich mark? Das ist unglaublich krank."

English : "Pardon me, madam? Here is my phone number."

"Die poleitzi hat mit mir problemen gehabt, weil ich habe meinen tochter gefickt."

English : "I would love to be a father to your children, madam, and would treat them like my own."

:D Just... post how it goes, lol. ;)

Forgive me, I'm terrible at German, but I THINK it roughly says "I find your legs special and must give them names. This leg is Christmas and this leg New Year. May I visit you in the holidays?"

There isn't an ounce of german in me but my guess would be "in between the holidays" or something along those lines.

I used to have a russian phrasebook, written in the mid-70s. It had the BEST pick up lines.

My spelling is probably going to be way off...But I'll try to muster up my knowledge of foreign grammatics...

Blasmeir einen - Basically "Blow me!"

Worked for me! ;)