I tend to do a lot of stalker-ish things. I've even earned a reputation among this one girl's friends as "the stalker." There is a bit of a humorous background to that whole thing, but at least one of her friends takes it quite seriously, to the point of hating me. She actually punched me in the face once.

So yeah, there were a few girls' homes that I would drive by every once in a while just to see if they were home.

Then there was this one girl who's work schedule I found out so that I could have all these "chance encounters" with her at the bus loop.

And there was this one girl who's parents I befriended just so that I could get closer to her.

What unusual, potentially stalker-ish things have you done?

And of course, I kept profiles on all the hot girls from my high school. These would include: address, home phone number, place of employment (if applicable), hobbies & interests, friends, vehicle type (if applicable), etc...

Well this is sort of the opposite, but I know a really fucking stupid guy who's always trying to hit on my friend (a girl). Normally she'll tell him to fuck off but today she had totally lost her from voice from laryngitis or something, so I was like:

"Bob, Sandra's trying to work. Why don't you do some homework? Do you have any homework?"

"No, I'm done my chemistry."

"Well do you have any other work at all?"

"No."

"Do you have anything productive to do in your life? Why don't you find something, or otherwise just leave us alone?"

He promptly left. Bitch...

Oh man, and then there was the period I went through where I would record videos of random girls without them knowing and then masturbate to these videos later...

http://www.totse.com/community/showthread.php?t=1498795

Nothing of that magnitude.

I did volunteer to do some mopping, 'cause this girl was doing it and I wanted to put the moves on her.

Naturally I succeeded.

One time in middle school, I used to walk this girl to karate every day after school. I really liked her, and when the school year ended she just dissapeared. (She didn't go to my school.)

So every day during the summer, and for several months after, I walked over to the Dojo to see if she'd show up. A good half an hour each way. She never did show. Eventually, I just joined the classes and a few months later she finally turned up. I think she was pregnant by then...needless to say, it didn't work out.

Oh, and sexual assault/attempted rape in a parking lot. I still haven't lived that one down :\

Lol, you remind me of this creepy guy I used to work with. He started harassing this new chick, and she told her boyfriend, who then proceeded to beat the fuck out of the guy with one of those things you use to lock the steering wheel of your car.

One time in middle school, I used to walk this girl to karate every day after school. I really liked her, and when the school year ended she just dissapeared. (She didn't go to my school.)

So every day during the summer, and for several months after, I walked over to the Dojo to see if she'd show up. A good half an hour each way. She never did show. Eventually, I just joined the classes and a few months later she finally turned up. I think she was pregnant by then...needless to say, it didn't work out.

I've done somewhat similar things. I've definitely gone to certain places just because I felt that a girl I was interested in might go there. Even though the chances might have been slim, I'd still go there.

Oh, and sexual assault/attempted rape in a parking lot. I still haven't lived that one down :\

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After reading those replies on that thing I don't think I will tell the full extent of my creepiness.

Well, ok. fuck it.


I drive down this street all the time, it's close by but out of my fucking way when I go almost everywhere just in hopes I'll see this girl I saw there once, who I used to go to school with. It's not like her street, it's a semi-busy road, but apparently she jogs there. so i do it.

also, one time I did this and I'm not proud, and I'm certain I was seen.

In Freshman year, this chick was hot as fuck ok. I don't go to that school anymore for different reasons, but.. that's besides the point. She left her gym bag by my desk, and I guess moved across the room.

We were taking a math test, and I slyly reached in the bag and took her panties.

After lunch (in the middle of the period) she comes back and starts looking in that bag for some reason or another. I see her look around kind of in a panic, and I'm kind of guilty feeling. But still........ I!

Took em home.. And I whacked. Quite a few times. Eventually they got fucked up and crusty and I threw them down a storm drain.

There, I said it.

Among other things though.


EDIT: I don't think hoping for chance in counters is that creepy. I've done alot of things to make those happen. Not real work, but I signed up for fucking community service and she was there doing something else far away.

I had to stand around for 6 hours for a quick "hey" in the lobby of the place.

Totally worthhhhhh it.

What else uh.. nevermind.

I don't really think I'm that invasive though.

I mean, despite my stalker-ish tendencies, I have yet to receive any ass-kickings.

Although I did get punched in the face by that one girls friend.

And I did have a couple guys want to fight me once. But my friend who was with me at the time was much more intimidating, so that never materialized.

Man, there's this creepy guy who wants to come to Montreal to hang out with me. It's crazy. And he wants to bring alcohol and drugs too, I think he might rape me while I sleep. What should I do?

I've done somewhat similar things. I've definitely gone to certain places just because I felt that a girl I was interested in might go there. Even though the chances might have been slim, I'd still go there.



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Long story short, I got the girl.

Consent before you pass out?

Long story short, I got the girl.

Did you also get 25 to life?

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Post pics.

The creepiest thing I think I've ever done is probably reading people's wall posts, and the posts they've made on other peoples walls (on Facebook) in order to get a sense of who they are and what they like to talk about. It makes it easier to talk to them if I have an idea of what things they love and what topics to avoid. But everyone kinda does that right? It's not that creepy.

I'm so vanilla. :(

Did you also get 25 to life?

Surprisingly, no.

Man, there's this creepy guy who wants to come to Montreal to hang out with me. It's crazy. And he wants to bring alcohol and drugs too, I think he might rape me while I sleep. What should I do?

Aww, thats cute. Man love at it's finest. Whats his name?

There was this guy that went to my high school who was basically amazing. He was hot as hell, popular, but not a complete asshole like most popular guys. He was the biggest flirt ever and was nice to everybody. Needless to say, lots of girls liked him.

He left after his freshman year, which was my sophomore year, and transferred to another school. He came back to visit during my senior year, and one of my friends met him. She's kind of a ho; well, she is a ho. They talked a little bit, and a few days later she ran into him at the bus stop. They exchanged numbers, met up, and fucked.

Sometime during all of this, me and a different friend of mine went to the mall and saw him. We had told her about him, but she had never met him or seen him, so she didn't know what he looked like. He walked by us, and she turned to me and said something along the lines of "Oh my god, he is fine!" I told her who he was, and she almost shit herself. Haha, I almost forgot about this part: We went into the bathroom so she could freshen up again, in case we ran into him again. While we were in there, we practiced taking pictures with our phones while walking... Like she would pretend to walk over to him and kind of try to stand next to him while I took a picture so it would look like they were taking a picture together... It's hard to explain, but it was really funny.

Anyways, we found out through the ho-friend that fucked him that he worked at this diner near my school. We also got his number out of her phone. It was pretty funny, because my friend (the one from the mall) called him, pretending to be my other friend (the one that fucked him), and as soon as she said who it was, he was like "Hey, ummm... Can I call you back later?" and never called back. So my friend (the one from the mall) called the diner that he worked at pretending to be his sister, and tried to get his schedule so we could go there while he was working. They wouldn't give it to her, so we randomly went there one day, but he wasn't working.

Another time, my friend and I (the one from the mall) were hanging out at her house and decided we wanted ice cream, so we went to Baskin Robbins. It was only about a mile from his neighborhood (I remembered which street he lived on from back during sophomore year, when I looked it up in the school directory), so we drove down there to seeif we could find him. Oddly enough, he wasn't sitting out in his front yard waiting for us, so we went back to her house.

That's about the creepiest thing I've ever done. Group stalking ftw.

I was kidding guys. Me and Gadzooks planned to meet up in montreal and get smashed and hit on chicks.

I just wanted to see what he'd say.

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What a fucking weirdo. Maybe I can help kick his ass when I come out th......

Wait a minute...

That's about the creepiest thing I've ever done. Group stalking ftw.

Yeah but group stalking is automatically less creepy. It just seems more fun and more likely to be taken lightly.

Oddly enough, he wasn't sitting out in his front yard waiting for us, so we went back to her house.

The fucking nerve on this guy!!!

Yeah but group stalking is automatically less creepy. It just seems more fun and more likely to be taken lightly.

Yea, it was pretty funny. We were laughing the whole time, and when we went through his neighborhood, every time we saw someone walking, we would duck because we didn't want him to see us driving though his neighborhood, even though that was kind of the point...

The fucking nerve on this guy!!!

I know! Can you imagine? I mean, shit, if I had a stalker, I would try to make things as easy on them as possible, because if they're willing to put in that much effort, why shouldn't I put in a little too?

I know! Can you imagine? I mean, shit, if I had a stalker, I would try to make things as easy on them as possible, because if they're willing to put in that much effort, why shouldn't I put in a little too?

You mean to say "why shouldn't I put out a little too?"

who then proceeded to beat the fuck out of the guy with one of those things you use to lock the steering wheel of your car.

a club?

a club?

The club.

Me too =(

You mean to say "why shouldn't I put out a little too?"

It depends who the stalker is...

I have never done anything creepy like this, but, in the nature of totse, I am going to post what one of my old friends did.
There was this girl from our school he liked, (actually, we both liked her), and one day he was talking to her on msn, and creeping her the fuck out, so, she blocked him. This upset young Daniel, so, he went to our school at night time with an axe and broke into her locker and stole all her books and notes, took them home, and burned them. This was halfway through our final year of school, so, she had lost quite a lot of work. I always thought it was a bit of an over reaction.

When I grow up I want to be just like gadzooks

First girl i dated pseudo-stalked me. I think that shit is even creapy on my part.

Raped an 8 year old in my car.

That's not creepy, or stalkerish. That's hot.

That's not creepy, or stalkerish. That's hot.

Well then little boy, come with me to my car :D

Well then little boy, come with me to my car :D

It's not rape, or hot, if the subject's willing...

*excitedly hops in the car, nonetheless*

It's not rape, or hot, if the subject's willing...

*excitedly hops in the car, nonetheless*

Hmmm... that's true, actually.

*pulls out gun*

This one girl I really liked had her facebook thing set to "In a Relationship". I spent like 4 hours trying to find out who. No one at school (that I trusted to ask) knew either.

Worked out for me. Out of the three days I've been in town, I've been over to her house three times, each one getting better and better. Then same thing Wednesday, movie Friday, and hopefully the old PG&E building in town Thursday/the weekend.

I think that her parents are beginning to get tired of seeing me though.

Girls put "In a Relationship" so they don't get harassed by random guys online.

I didn't put the choke on my car so it wouldn't start when I was leaving a girl's house, just so I could stay for a few hours longer. Gotta love having a 60s car. The perfect excuse for anything is 'my car broke down' and people actually believe you.

Well I don't stalk girls. I have lots of enemies though. I stalk them.

First I get their first and last name, or their phone number and do a reverse lookup on it, or just do a lookup on their name and get their address.

Then I wait outside where they can't see me, find out who their mom and dad are, if they live alone, room mates or not, what their parents drive, what they drive, where they work, where their parents work. Where they go, which friends come and go, when they leave for school, what school they go to, their class schedules, work schedules, If they take the bus, which busses and what times, everything.

Then I strike. Merciless and fast. In a mask. Never know what hit them.

If they DO know I did it, I just phone their house, have a nice conversation with their mom or dad, ask if they are home, when they come to the phone I read them their address, their little siblings names, the car their parents drive, where they work, their friends, their cars, everything. Then I say..."We still have a problem here???" It's always "No."

You are fucking creepy.

You are fucking creepy.

LOL. But admit it, fucking legendary.

But, yeah, definitly fuckin' creepy. ^_^

:)

Eh gadzooks, gimme that sluts name or a phone number...teach her to punch ya in the face. :D

It's been a while so I have no way to get a hold of her anymore.

But I do have some other enemies that we could maybe pay a visit to together next time I'm out there... ;)

Some girls don't like it when you're more considerate than the person they're dating and automatically assume that you're interested in them as more than a friend.

Just because your boyfriend sucks, doesn't mean I want to suck on you.

Daniel, did you ever get caught/get counseling?

Most stalker-ish thing? Probably checking this guy's myspace. That's all I can think of.

Most stalker-ish thing? Probably checking this guy's myspace. That's all I can think of.Yeah, those messages you were sending were pretty creep, too...

I sort of made my way in with a girl on myspace(only way i could talk to her over the summer out of school), without ever talking to her before in person except once or twice in class(because fucks would surround her and i could never get by her). And she actually asked me the other day sitting right next to her, how did you find me on myspace, im like HAH no sweat on that...just said i searched under our college name, and she sat for a minute thinking.....and that was it she seemed to buy it. She thought she was going to call me out, even though in fact i searched for her name in actuality!!! HAHA and i hope she reads this!!!!

It was hawt.

You're a bit fucking awesome my friend.

Daniel, did you ever get caught/get counseling?

Lol, Daniel did get caught, but, not charged for that. He also stole a computer later in the year, and when he admitted to that, they decided not to pursue him over the vandalism. He had to write some gay ass apology letter I think, I'm not sure. I really wasn't talking about me though. I ended up dating the girl he messed over.

I jacked off to alot of peoples Facebook pictures... ummmm that is about it I'm not a fucking creep like you guys haha

I always thought it was a bit of an over reaction.

Fucking L O L

What about when he hacked the schools computers and got the details of all the girls he liked, and confessed his love to T man, that guy is gonna be a serial killer for sure.

rofl the creepiest thing i've done when i was 17...i was at my friends house and i went into the living room to sleep cuz i was feeling real tired, and i found my friend's sister's panties. she was 19, pretty damn hawt. so i jerked off using her panties as aid, and i think that may be one of the reasons they don't talk to me anymore

One day I was on this girl's myspace that I knew. I decide to view one of her photos that she posted in her profile (not the ones you upload) and it's on photobucket. I'm like what the hell, and try to access her photobucket, and it's not private! I found photos of her topless with a hand bra as well as some other suggestive photos. (I won't post 'em here, she's underage... well okay she's like 15 or 16, I don't remember).

Needless to say, I was happy that photobucket had RSS feeds for albums. Unfortunately she hasn't uploaded a lot photos of that nature since then.

no she isn't shes 19. post the pics.

no she isn't shes 19. post the pics.

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I think the most stalkerish thing I've done is save a suggestive pic this chick posted on her myspace. I mean if shes gonna post that sort of stuff she should guess its gonna be saved.

uh so what, Ive done that a million times.

Fucking L O L

What about when he hacked the schools computers and got the details of all the girls he liked, and confessed his love to T man, that guy is gonna be a serial killer for sure.

Nah, the school computer thing was before, and the confession of love thing was only like 2 months ago.

I feel bad whenever I check girl's facebook too much for things I can use later on in a conversation or just checking how it's going with their boyfriend.

Girls put "In a Relationship" so they don't get harassed by random guys online.

^^^^^^

Google..
Some people either have no idea or dont care how public and shit they make their little websites...and their profiles on dating sites. :(

The only thing I can think of is fapping while peeking at the window watching the hotties walking home from school or just getting off the bus. No, not exposing myself....just peeking. Which is actually a good exercise in "control" prolonging your orgasm....

2:30....start to fondle
2:32....fap, fap, fap.....they should be almost here
2:34....wait, that is just Mrs. Arbuckle walking her dog....hold it, hold it....slow down
2:37....mmmmmmm, here comes Susie in a nice halter top exposing that perfect belly
2:38....woooooow, Cindy is wearing a short skirt today, look at those fuckin thighs
2:39....almost there, waiting for Tiffany to walk by, where is that little whore?
2:40....OMGZ! Catholic school let out an hour early today...FAP FAP FAP FAP! *EXPLOSION*!!!!!

Once back in high school I liked this girl, so I found a picture of her, printed it out and kept it in my room.

To be honest I never like a girl enough to do stalkerish shit.

Oh! Once in high school I followed a girl home actually. From a distance. I would say thats the creepiest thing I've ever done.

I grabbed 3 girls asses in high school. I was kind of fucked in the head back then, but this isn't nearly as bad as some crazy shit in this thread.

i collected a few strands of hair from a girl i fancy

i still have them.

the first girl i ever really liked and she actually like me back i began calling her everyday and if she didnt answer i would just keep calling
i was young and dumber then i am now and yeah
i kind of ran her off