That's right.. If you have children, (siblings, nieces, nephews, grandkids, cousins, special friends, etc.) young or old, I want to see them! I want to see who you endure hell at the workplace for.. I want to see the things that make you happiest.. I want to see your prides and joys!

I want to know your children's names, ages, and something that you love about them; A special trait.. :p

I expect to see an entire daycare's worth of children in here!


Mine:

Riley-Jayne Kevyn.. 28 months

http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j267/AmariaR/sillymessyface.jpg
http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j267/AmariaR/halloweenparty.jpg
http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j267/AmariaR/jayne.jpg
http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j267/AmariaR/justjayne.jpg
http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j267/AmariaR/pettingzoo.jpg

- I love that she calls nearly all animals puppies.. :)

- I love that she always smells sweet.. like graham crackers.. lol

- I love that she sings along to every song on the radio, T.V. commercial, and Disney movie.. Even when she doesn't know all of the words..

- I love how excited she is to see me when I pick her up from daycare..

- I love how she says 'oots' instead of 'boots'.. And "Sake yoh booty mom!" and "Holy cow!"

I could go on forever.. :p

Caydin-John Micah.. 7 months (on Nov. 29)

http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j267/AmariaR/caydinyucky.jpg
http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j267/AmariaR/caydinlunchtime.jpg
http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j267/AmariaR/scan0001.jpg
http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j267/AmariaR/cade.jpg
http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j267/AmariaR/sittingup1.jpg

- I love how I can just get lost in his blue eyes..

- I love how he always wants to pull on Freckles's ears and whiskers as she walks past him..

- I love how easy it is to make him laugh..

- I love how he immediately reaches to feel his daddy's face because he knows it feels much different than mommy's..

- I love how he recognizes me and begins to laugh and kick his legs as I approach him..

Etc., etc., etc..

Now let's see yours!

I like this thread

BUT

I would urge all posting to excercise a little caution and change names and ages slightly.

Also, if they aren't your kids, then please ensure you have their parent's permission to post pics.

Your paranoia is possibly apt, Jakk. It's a shame though.

My only child was aborted by it's mother. I miss what it could have been.

S&A might not have been the greatest place to post this though... I got the wrong idea of your intentions at first.

Totse made me sterile :(


http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j267/AmariaR/pettingzoo.jpg


As a side note, I would do -everything- to her.

Totse made me sterile :(

Me too... I think it's the computers releasing some crazy screaming electrons and shit. Radiates the sperm.

Lol.. HanOfZek always reminds me like ten billion times a day to never post our lastnames.. :p He's very paranoid.. for good reason..

You know, I'd love to share my family with 95% of you out here, but the other 5% and 100% of the rest of Totse make me not want to.

Sorry, it's not you, it's SG.

If anyone wants to post pictures of their children and wants to remain anonymous they can e-mail me and I will be more than happy to post for them..:)

It's not that, I can post them anonymously, I just don't want some dickwad running into this thread and photoshopping penises onto lovely pictures of my relatives.

Hardly there, your kids actually look pretty cute.
They seem to have got more of your looks than Zeks,also.

With your son, what's the yellow stuff coming out of his nostrils that's also over his body? I'm not really up to date with all the ickiness of kids.




This (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v225/raveyoyo/baby3.jpg) was my most loved child. I adopted him as a baby after someone/something had ripped his ears off, and he'd been dumped. What I didnt know was that he'd also got some sort of infection, an infection that killed him in less than a fortnight.

We had some precious good times together though, and I hope I made the last days of his life happy even if the first days of his life were shit.

Son was trying squash for the first time.. He spat it out immediately and wiped his mouth and tongue off with this hands.. lol.. That was all the mess all over him..

I'm sorry about your baby.. He was a cutie though.. I hope it wasn't a human that tore his ears off, though it prolly was.. :( It makes me sick.. I'll just pretend he got hurt saving some orphans from a burning treehouse and those were his battle scars.. :)

Thanks for the contribution!:)

Me with my nephew, back when i had hair.

http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b116/horta/tinoadi.jpg

It's not that, I can post them anonymously, I just don't want some dickwad running into this thread and photoshopping penises onto lovely pictures of my relatives.

Thats just childish.

I put a lot of work into photoshopping a double sided dildo into jacks picture. And it wouldn't upload :(

Very cute.. :)

Question.. Did you lose your hair.. or shave your head? lol

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h317/kamikazepimp/momnchloe.jpg

That's my lil terror right there and the heifer holding her is my momma.

--KP

Yo your a straight child molestor you freak.

Yo your a straight child molestor you freak.

Huh? How am I a child molester?

Very cute baby.. :) They're so fun when they're babies..

Very cute.. :)

Question.. Did you lose your hair.. or shave your head? lol

It migrated south for the winter and stayed there. I shave what's left.

Riley-Jayne Kevyn.. 28 months

Would it offend you if I were to ask to marry your daughter? Like, right now??

<3

http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j267/AmariaR/caydinlunchtime.jpg

Your baby's leaking.

But in all seriousness, they're cute kids. It takes people who are either really incredible or really stupid to have kids they actually like. If you can keep it up once they grow up and become even more malodorous than they are now, then you'll be A+ parents.

Would it offend you if I were to ask to marry your daughter? Like, right now??

<3

With a name like JoePedo how did I not expect that?

Would it offend you if I were to ask to marry your daughter? Like, right now??

<3

Ask whatever you want.. it takes a lot to offend me..

Just know.. The answer is a thousand times no.. :p

Ask whatever you want.. it takes a lot to offend me..

Just know.. The answer is a thousand times no.. :p

Come on...I'll throw in 2 cows and a goat.

Ask whatever you want.. it takes a lot to offend me..

Great! Can I marry your daughter?? :) She's adorable.

...actually, both your kids are, I just somehow can't bring myself to ask to marry your son... can I marry your daughter?

Just know.. The answer is a thousand times no.. :p

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1,001, baybee... <3. :) Either way... your kids rock. 'n worth WAY more than two cows and a goat. 3 cow minimum, at least...

To OP:

Are you Zek's wife? If you are, aren't you like half-mexican and half-indian? If that's true, how did you daughter end up so pale, with blues and brown hair?

If I had a daughter, and she absolutely had to be kidnapped and raped, I'd rather it be by JoePedo than someone else.

Yes she's his common-law wife i believe.

And the answer to the genetics is that obviously HOZ is a 6ft viking ayran god!

- I love that she calls nearly all animals puppies.. :)


That is cute and hilarious. It makes me want to knock my girlfriend up just for the lulz.

Jackketch's kids are blonde too...At least they were as babies. They might be all scruffy and black haired by now.:P

I love how whenever my daughter draws a picture of our family, we're always all hugging and happy in the picture. She also includes the dog and the tarantula in pictures of our family.:P

By the eternal Chaos, you will pay for the Hubba Bubba that's currently sitting on the computer desk after bouncing from the screen.

I love this forum.

This thread just reinforces my lack of desire to have children.

I know I'm going to offend a lot of people by saying this, but I seriously think that this:
http://www.dogbreedinfo.com/images15/ShiranianPuppy1205thru0206024.JPG

is a hell of a lot cuter than this:
http://www.arbonne.com/images/products/landing/baby/baby.jpg

Not to mention cheaper, less messy, less demanding, etc...

I felt like you until I was about 19.

Morning sickness?

I agree with you, and I'm waaay into my 20s and past that adolescent stage where people can excuse my feelings as 'just a phase'.



Pets, on the rare occaisions they get tiresome, can simply be ignored, or put in a cage for a few hours, if they absolutely will not be shut up when given treats and fuss.
Whereas a child...For some reason some people really get angry when you put them in cages. :S

Weird.

I want lots of kids so I can train them to be cold blooded assassins and use them to fuel my revolution.

god this thread is fucking hot.
FAP ATTACK!!

I'm more Native American, then I'm Spanish, Mexican, and white (irish :p)

Zek is a 50/50 of Mexican and German..

How my daughter ended up so pale is beyond me.. And that they both have blue eyes is just crazy.. :p

I bet that if you had your own children and were forced to live with them, take care of them, and interact with them.. Your opinion would change drastically..

:)

I agree with you, and I'm waaay into my 20s and past that adolescent stage where people can excuse my feelings as 'just a phase'.



Pets, on the rare occaisions they get tiresome, can simply be ignored, or put in a cage for a few hours, if they absolutely will not be shut up when given treats and fuss.
Whereas a child...For some reason some people really get angry when you put them in cages. :S

Weird.

Finally, someone who understands me!

People have been telling me since I was around 14 or 15 that it was "just a phase," but here I am at 19 and I still feel the same way.

I bet that if you had your own children and were forced to live with them, take care of them, and interact with them.. Your opinion would change drastically..

:)

Well obviously I'm not going to hate my own kids, but that doesn't mean that I want to have them. I mean, if I ever get pregnant, and I'm at a point in my life where I can care for a child and provide it with a good home, I'll keep it and love it and take care of it and all that good shit.

my little one. 10 months old


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v709/tatued30/zade2.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v709/tatued30/zade1.jpg


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v709/tatued30/zade.jpg

Such a happy baby! :p I love the overalls..

Such a happy baby! :p I love the overalls..

QFMFT!

Nothing but nothing beats Osh Kosh Begosh when it comes to kiddies clothes. Best thing to come outta the US since muscle cars!

Back when mine were small there was actually a thriving blackmarket in smuggled Osh Kosh! They were so expensive in europe that people flew to the US, filled as many suitcases as possible and then sold them here at profit....LARGE profit.

Even third or fourth hand those overalls just keep on rocking.

lol paedophile paradise...

lol paedophile paradise...

You know what movie is a pedophile's paradise?

The Professional/Leon.

That movie came on HBO earlier this week, and I was watching it, and it really struck me just how unnecessarily loli they make Natalie Portman.

Like the scene when she wants to play a game with Leon and she strips down to her underwear and sings "Like A Virgin". Really? Is that really necessary?

^^YES! :D

And it's more towards ephebophilia, btw. She was 13 at the time.

^^YES! :D

And it's more towards ephebophilia, btw. She was 13 at the time.IMDB says 13 at release, 12 during shooting.

She was straddling the loli/jb line.

yes, yes, straddling the line like she was straddling your cock, we get it...

You know what movie is a pedophile's paradise?

The Professional/Leon.

That movie came on HBO earlier this week, and I was watching it, and it really struck me just how unnecessarily loli they make Natalie Portman.

Like the scene when she wants to play a game with Leon and she strips down to her underwear and sings "Like A Virgin". Really? Is that really necessary?

I was unaware of this gem of cineamatic art. Thanks for the tip.

*fires up bittorrent*

yes, yes, straddling the line like she was straddling your cock, we get it...
More like a 'kiss&cuddle'. Even though I'm not in the least Jewish, the (median) bar mitzvah age (13) serves as a personal rule. But the discussion should end here (eventually be moved to a more appropriate thread).

More like a 'kiss&cuddle'. Even though I'm not in the least Jewish, the (median) bar mitzvah age (13) serves as a personal rule. But the discussion should end here (eventually be moved to a more appropriate thread).

Actually, under Jewish law, the female age of majority is 12. Boys have their bar mitzvah at 13, girls have their bat mitzvah at 12.

So I guess since Nataloli was 12 at the time, she was officially an adult under Jewish law (she is super Jewish, after all), and so any impure thoughts you may have are perfectly okay.

Actually, under Jewish law, the female age of majority is 12. Boys have their bar mitzvah at 13, girls have their bat mitzvah at 12.

So I guess since Nataloli was 12 at the time, she was officially an adult under Jewish law (she is super Jewish, after all), and so any impure thoughts you may have are perfectly okay.

...but only if you're a jew, right? Or does only one party have to be jewish?

Wait,LEON is paedophillic?
What the fuck?
How did I never see that?

I dont see a teenage girl having a crush on an assasin who's absolutely no sexual interest in her at all paedophillic at all. :S

...but only if you're a jew, right? Or does only one party have to be jewish?

AFAIK, it's only the one.

If you're a Jewish male over 13, or a Jewish female over 12, you are, in the eyes of God (sorry, G-d), an adult.

Wait,LEON is paedophillic?
What the fuck?
How did I never see that?

I dont see a teenage girl having a crush on an assasin who's absolutely no sexual interest in her at all paedophillic at all. :SLeon isn't a pedophile, and the movie is not about anything necessarily pedophilic, but the situations are situations that might be enticing to pedophiles, such as the aforementioned "Virgin" scene (and the Marilyn Monroe impersonation).

And why is there not an image of that on the interwebs? I seriously cannot find a pic from that scene to prove my point...

Leon isn't a pedophile, and the movie is not about anything necessarily pedophilic, but the situations are situations that might be enticing to pedophiles, such as the aforementioned "Virgin" scene (and the Marilyn Monroe impersonation).

And why is there not an image of that on the interwebs? I seriously cannot find a pic from that scene to prove my point...

You'd most likely get the video on Jewtube.

You'd most likely get the video on Jewtube.

Unfortunately, no.

Only four videos for Portman on JewTube: http://www.jewtube.com/search_result.php?search_id=portman&search_typ=search_videos&x=0&y=0

Wait,LEON is paedophillic?

Umm... duh?

What the fuck?
How did I never see that?

We're not sure.

I dont see a teenage girl...

Eleven.

...having a crush on an assasin... paedophillic at all. :S

http://www.google.com/?q=tautology

Anyways... you should check the interviews that come with the director's cut. They discuss the pedophilic intent in the movie in depth, actually. God bless france.

Frankly, this tangent reminds me alot of one of my friend's responses to some third-party's revelation of "OMG JP's a peeedofile!!" Basically amounted to "You should watch 'City of Lost Children.' It's pretty good."

~shrug~ It was. Gotta love that mad-genius-crank. Best crank there is. ;)

If I had a daughter, and she absolutely had to be kidnapped and raped, I'd rather it be by JoePedo than someone else.

Aww! ~huggles~ You're the sweetest!!
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The semi-official jenkem music thread (http://www.totse.com/community/showthread.php?p=9211629)

Hahahaha.. What the hell happened here?

You all want a pretty decent pedo teaser flick? The gal is 14 though, so a little out of the age range but try......... "Hard Candy".

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0424136/

Good psycho drama about a photographer that has a studio set up in his apartment and his specialty is lolita aged girls. Not for the weak at heart, and I guarantee every male watching will wince more than once while watching this flick.

"Rated R for disturbing violent and aberrant sexual content involving a teen"

Ha ha!

Naturally, while the pedo threads get turned into posting pictures of children threads, the "post pictures of your children" turned into "pedo cinema files theater"...

:) Only on &totse.

Incidentally, while 'Man on Fire' is predominantely a testosterone-fueled paederotic romance, I've always found that the ending provides excellent opportunities to deconstruct androcentric versus gynecentric perspectives in outcome in media archetypes in modern society...

(incidentally... is anyone more amazed by the miscegenation overtones than the paederotic overtones in that movie?!??? I was - all for it, but I honestly think the interracial romance theme is still more controversial than intergenerational romance in amerikkkan society)

Anyways... please continue. :)

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The semi-official jenkem music thread (http://www.totse.com/community/showthread.php?p=9211629)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yn0d095M_ks

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yn0d095M_ks

Actually, the scene a few minutes after that is far more... tense. :)