Found out my mom is pregnant. She and dad have been divorced for 2 years. She already has two kids she can barely keep up with. The thing is, i fucking hate abortion and so did she two years ago, she went to all the fucking pro life protests. Now she's a dumpster whore who needs teh cock. Anyways, if she gets an abortion, i plan on killing the guy who knocked her up. No lie.

Maybe you should stop jerking off in the bath tub...

That's a horrible thing to say. Everyone makes mistakes, and I don't blame her for not wanting kids in the first place. Of course, I do agree that it was her fault for not protecting herself in the first place, but what forty year old wants a baby at that age? Come on now, be reasonable. I know you're mad, but there's no need to go on a shooting rampage.

It was just some random guy. She can barely feed her kids.

There's worse things in the world. Get over it.

It was just some random guy. She can barely feed her kids.

Then all the more reason to get an abortion or give it up for adoption. She is putting herslef at risk. It's more her fault for not protecting herself then it is the random guys

Then all the more reason to get an abortion or give it up for adoption. She is putting herslef at risk. It's more her fault for not protecting herself then it is the random guys


Kill them both?

*sigh*

Rubbing out the father is somewhat stupid. Track him down and then get him slapped with a maintenance order. PROFIT!

And you could maybe get over yourself and offer to help raise the baby. If she knows you've got her back maybe she'll be less likely to abort.

Ain't no law which says a brother can't change a diaper or give it some formula.

I helped raise my siblings, was good practice for when I had my own kids.

I can still fold a pretty good terry diaper when called upon.

Remember, my dad, with no job for a year, i live with him...not really wanting to make his life worse? *sigh*

Stfu Lolltroll.

Stfu Lolltroll.


My life sucks so bad you think i'm a troll :(

you have a computer, stfu about barely being able to get food.

go get a job or something if life is so hard.

oh wait, you're probably a 12 year old emo

DID YOU MISS THE FACT I LIVE WITH MY DAD YOU STUPID FUCKING WASTE OF SEMEN MOTHERFUCKER.

DID YOU MISS THE FACT I LIVE WITH MY DAD YOU STUPID FUCKING WASTE OF SEMEN MOTHERFUCKER.

I didn't read the thread.

lol

I didn't read the thread.

lol

Oh, it's all good then. :p

that fucken sucks dude

Leave it to a pro-lifer to supply such lulz with profound hypocrisy. Abortion is so "bad", and your answer to that is killing people. Uh huh, makes sense to me. And Jack that is not trying to fan the flame of debate, just observing the stupidity of the double-talk.....so no warning needed.

But the baby didn't do anything :(
My mom has done so much to fuck up everyones lives.

Psst...I'm your daddy.

Let me know if you need help.

my mom is pregnant.

Sorry bout that bro..I meant to pull out, but...she was just so good.

Sorry bout that bro..I meant to pull out, but...she was just so good.

*holds back a grin*

Sorry dude, Ignore it if you hate your mom.

If you're a troll, lol.