So it's coming up to christmas now, and there are lots of fetes and festivals advertised round here.
There's a school close by and they've got a fete afternoon (A fete is like this thing where you can buy junk and cakes and indulge in crappy games and tombolla) coming up on Tuesday.
Their big advertisment also says at the bottom
"AND COME ALONG TO SANTAS GROTTO TO MEET SANTA!!"
and yeah, you all know kids get to go sit on his lap, tell him what they want and get a present.

Now I'm in my mid twenties..but I really really want to sit on Father Christmases lap this year. I know it's just a sexy fat guy in a red suit and beard, but.. I still want to.

I need to know if there's some sort of rule or law that says only kids can do this. I mean, I'm short and not very heavy so I could just pass as a big kid, ..right?


And is it wrong to want to sit on the sexy fat mans lap so much?

Hahaha... they'll probably laugh and let you because you're female and thus unthreatening.

*stunned silence*

Ok

Yes

You've done it.

You've finally found a kink or perversion that had never even crossed my mind.EVER.

With a bit of work it could be a decent thing...you see the German Santa carries a birch (as in whip) and when he asks you if you've been naughty or nice that year....


Hmmmmm

Yes

I could see this working.

Also I thought people couldn't sit on Santa's lap anymore due to all the political correctness crap and the fear of Santa being a paedo and getting off to it?

That was my second thought.

O LAWDY.

lol @ this thread.

"Sexy fat guy in a red suit and beard?"

:(

So if it does turn out that you can't sit on his knee, I can be your sexy fat man in a red suit with a beard ;)

You still live in Bristol right?

There are loads of shopping staff and students dressed in santa outfits outside the galleries in Broadmead for advertising purposes, I got a free hug off a fit blonde woman in a santa outfit there. (=

Maybe you'll get lucky there. =P

Absolutely not. Do it! (and post pics)

Don't you know, only a pedophile would want to be a Mall Santa?

"Aw man, she's too old for me. Hurry up, lady, that 9 year old behind you is kinda cute."

If I grew a long beard, could I make more money being a mall Santa?

Or maybe not, I can picture it now *little kid sees my beard* "WTF, this Santa is a ginger!" *kid runs away*

:(

That gets the 'Sickest Thing That Jack Has Read Today' award.

And your follicle deformity aside...could you really suffer being in a mall all day?

Ten minutes a day in the supermarket is enough for me.

HO HO HO SIT ON SANTAS LAP
http://i6.tinypic.com/7wfeyjd.jpg

I've told you not to use [img] for obscene pics.

And that pic could be used for Home Defence.

Marry me.

GIVE IT TO ME.

Actually, at the moment yeah, I'm still in Bristol.. There may be a santas grotto be the galleries. I think you throw the pixies something like £5 and you get your pic taken with the fat man?

This idea could go somewhere.

Yes..