I shall first tell you that I'm a guy.

A couple of friends, also two guys, ask me if I want to go see Hitman. I agree and we pick some seats near the top. Previews begin. Some of the trailers look decent enough. One with Morgan Freedman training a new assassin looks particularly interesting, at least to me. Then a pretty ugly chick sits next to me and uses the arm rest like the greedy cock hungry whore she turns out to be. She is leaning a bit my way which at first I figure might just be how she is comfy. I slide over a bit and the movie begins. She then proceeds to lean further over, old arm rest basically no where to be seen, new arm rest my fucking leg. I look at the chick just to make sure she is a fugly bitch, my initial thoughts defiantly hold true, I then proceed to grab her arm and move it to the arm rest and say, "Use the fucking armrest." Fugly's arm is gone, but the lean remains strong as ever. I slide over as far as I can and hope this bitch just stops. My friend next to me questions, "What the hell you doing man?" He looks over past me and I think he understands. Once again I'm watching the show hoping fugly just cuts her losses. Bald guy snipes some unlucky political figure, or at least it appears he did... never really got to figure it out because Fugly throws a fucking Hail Mary hand on thigh sliding towards the cock. I stand up as quick as my dick would have, had this been a hot chick, grab my jacket and leave the theatre. Walk up the stairs to the washroom and try and compose myself. I reason that walking home would take a few hours so I'll just tough it out in the front row. Friends come down when I enter again and ask if I just want to leave and I happily except.

Ride home friends just make jokes about how either I should have smacked a hoe, or yelled rape at the bitch, or think of it as an opportunity and should have let fugly fondle my cock during the show.

As I type this I'm at a mixture of laughing hysterically and crying maniacally. I can't really decide on whether walking out was the best option or if I should have made a scene out of it. What would fellow totsean males have done?

Finally, I'm going try and get me a "No means No" badge tomorrow.

You're an absolutely childish idiot.

Not because you didn't let her blow you, that's understandable.

But your reaction to the situation was ridiculous. If an ugly bitch tries to feel me up, I'll firmly tell her "Listen you little cunt, get your hands off me before I throw you down the aisle. I'm trying to watch the fucking movie and you're not good looking enough to give me a blowjob."

That would have either made her stop or made her leave.

Either way, congratulations on having the maturity of Docta?'s week old baby.

Next time you find yourself in a tight situation, just ask yourself what a man with a penis would do.

What would fellow totsean males have done?

Jujitsu.

You should have said very loudly
"excuse me lady but could you please stop touching me in such an innapropriate manner?"

Heads would have turned to stare, she'd have been exposed and probably left.

No way should you have left! Goddamnit!

Jujitsu.


imaginary +rep.

Yeah, this is probably the best one.

You need people to hear you telling her to politely go away and enough volume for heads to turn. You could of had a lot of enjoyment telling this woman to piss off!

You could always file a complaint against her. Women do it all the time!

Grab a fat boob. Fuck it. It's dark.

Good call. The film's awful and she probably had AIDS.

I got a hand job in a movie theater once
The film was Shriek(sp) 3

wasn't a bad movie

the chick paid for the movie(me adn her) and then works my meat

Good point.

You're an absolutely childish idiot.

Not because you didn't let her blow you, that's understandable.

But your reaction to the situation was ridiculous. If an ugly bitch tries to feel me up, I'll firmly tell her "Listen you little cunt, get your hands off me before I throw you down the aisle. I'm trying to watch the fucking movie and you're not good looking enough to give me a blowjob."

That would have either made her stop or made her leave.


This.

THIS!

As someone else said.....its a goddamn DARKENED theater, as if it's that much different if a perfect 10 or a Sleestak is bringing your cock to orgasm. This whole scenario is too funny. Every other guy in his teens goes to a movie theater hoping to god he gets his dick stroked or sucked. YOU on the other hand come here to whine as if you are some kind of "victim". GTFO of my Totse!

THIS!

As someone else said.....its a goddamn DARKENED theater, as if it's that much different if a perfect 10 or a Sleestak is bringing your cock to orgasm. This whole scenario is too funny. Every other guy in his teens goes to a movie theater hoping to god he gets his dick stroked or sucked. YOU on the other hand come here to whine as if you are some kind of "victim". GTFO of my Totse!

Wtf?

When a guy goes to see a movie he has a right to watch the bloody film without some fat obeast moving in on him in the relative safety of the darkness!


The guy cant be insulted just because he didnt want some fattie to have her grubby paws all over him.
I'm glad he wasnt so desperate and blind he went for it.
It may have been fun, it may not.. But he'd have felt so so dirty after..

Wtf?

When a guy goes to see a movie he has a right to watch the bloody film without some fat obeast moving in on him in the relative safety of the darkness!


The guy cant be insulted just because he didnt want some fattie to have her grubby paws all over him.
I'm glad he wasnt so desperate and blind he went for it.
It may have been fun, it may not.. But he'd have felt so so dirty after..

This. Plus, who knows what kind of diseases she had?

This. Plus, who knows what kind of diseases she had?

The fat kind.

This. Plus, who knows what kind of diseases she had?

You can't get diseases from a handjob. A blowjob on the other hand...

Actually.... you can get scabies from a hand job. My sister got scabies twice from cuddling her best mate.

"Listen you little cunt, get your hands off me before I throw you down the aisle. I'm trying to watch the fucking movie and you're not good looking enough to give me a blowjob."
Fucking win.

Next day and basically I am just wishing I did make a scene out of it. Embarrassed the hell out of her and then had her leave. Although with how easy it is for chicks to flip scenarios these days that could have been a risky endeavor.

I'm ashamed you're even affiliated with the same forum as me.

I'm ashamed you're even affiliated with the same forum as me.

Your parents are ashamed to have you as a child, but some things people just have to learn to live through.

Why didnt you just fucking let her you faggot? Not only would it make you happy, but her as well. Only girls do stupid bullshit like this.

troll.

If you need ugly bitches to touch your cock, that's fine. I don't and would rather them not.

Yes...Cuddling....

One of the few things I agree with you on.

Yes...Cuddling....

No seriously.....I didn't say this earlier.... but I also later caught scabies of my sister and there most definitely not anything untoward going on there.

It's true, scabies can be fucking evil.

OP, you have reached a new level of wussiness. There is no reason a female should be able to dominate you in such a physical manner, and dictate your actions. Call me sexist all you want, but a woman should NEVER be able to intimidate a man....at least 99.214553 % of the time. The only exception being a guy that is a midget versus some lumberjack amazonian broad fresh out of the Alps. I've never hit any woman in my life and not a brute in any sense, but there is no fuckin way a female could possibly put me in such a scenario. Lets break it down for what it really is to the barest essence. YOU RAN AWAY FROM A GIRL, and are now publicly whining about it. You have reached the absolute pinnacle of being nothing but a SISSY!

So you think I should have hit her? Hell even if I am an immature wussy, and whatever the hell else, I still am very against hitting chicks.

Scroll the fuck up. Unless a woman is trying to kill you, there is NEVER a reason to hit one. I ain't saying that. But you sure as hell should be able to push one away, throw her off of you......something, ANYTHING. Nope, instead here you are talking about all these "shoulda's". ROFLMFAO @ you Sketchy. You completely fail at being male.

I did move her away, then she didn't stop so I left. View it as you will.

step 1: look as little as possible to confirm gender
step 2: close eyes tight
step 3(optional): alert your "homeboy"

Wow, do you have ANY testicles at all? Or any brains for that matter?

How hard is to make a scene and embarass her? Simply saying "Hands off skank" is enough to make anyone but a rapist stop.

You pussied out. Well, using the word pussy is misleading since a pussy totally dominated you, so she deserves some respect.

You're not a man, you're not even a boy.

This, definitely.

I like a good portion of your posts, actually, A+++ poster, would read again

Edit: Might as well toss my 2 cents in.

You freaked out like a little pussy, you could've handled that in a much more mature, assertive and hilarious way. Anything from Ryko's suggestions to telling her loudy that it's $120 per hour here on out if she'd like to keep going.

You had to go compose yourself after that? Please... Man up, laugh and tell her that frankly, she's too ugly for you to remotely enjoy that, and to kindly stop.

Edit^2: Wait, you cried over this? Jeebus, no further comment, you wuss.

This, definitely.

I like a good portion of your posts, actually, A+++ poster, would read again

Lol, you lie. Even I don't like a good portion of my posts.

Hell even if I am an immature wussy, and whatever the hell else, I still am very against hitting chicks.

I have nothing against knocking a rapo in the act the fuck out, and I don't think gender should matter to that one.

...but an armbar or a wristlock would've still been the easiest way. You get tried for the lowest level of assault and get bench probation if you lose, they get tried on four seperate counts of sexual assault, do about 10-20 years, and stay on the registry... it works well.

I have nothing against knocking a rapo in the act the fuck out, and I don't think gender should matter to that one.

...but an armbar or a wristlock would've still been the easiest way. You get tried for the lowest level of assault and get bench probation if you lose, they get tried on four seperate counts of sexual assault, do about 10-20 years, and stay on the registry... it works well.

I'm against hitting people in general unless they look like they could take a punch.

So a big dyke of a woman is getting knocked out before Mr 90 pounds.

Either way though, hitting wouldn't have solved his problem in the best way, but if she was "harassing" you, it is technically self-defense.

I'm against hitting people in general unless they look like they could take a punch.

So a big dyke of a woman is getting knocked out before Mr 90 pounds.

Either way though, hitting wouldn't have solved his problem in the best way, but if she was "harassing" you, it is technically self-defense.

No it isn't. Jesus.

So she made a move, and you freaked out. Big whoop. I can't believe you had the nerve to put 'rape' in the title. Kudos to her for having the balls. You weren't into it. Thats your choice. You could have easily stopped her without pussying out and running with your tail between your legs. It's not like she forced anything on you. If you had half the balls she had, you wouldn't have had any problem in neutralizing the situation.

Her making a move without force isn't warrant for violence of any kind.

Edit^2: Wait, you cried over this? Jeebus, no further comment, you wuss.

You get this off the crying maniacally bit? Sarcasm is harder for you to pick up than I thought it would be.

You get this off the crying maniacally bit? Sarcasm is harder for you to pick up than I thought it would be.

Because tone and emotion flow right through your screen, right?

Ah, there's your sarcasm.

I'm against hitting people in general unless they look like they could take a punch.

So a big dyke of a woman is getting knocked out before Mr 90 pounds.

I'm mostly the same way, but I make exceptions for three out of four of real crimes - rape/sexual assault, in-person robbery, and assault/attempted murder. Mr 90 pounds is still going to be held at arm's length and laughed at if he doesn't use a weapon on that last one... but he'd still better calm down within the next 15-30 seconds or he's getting thrown to the ground and sat on until he does...

...IMHO. 'n all bets are off if I discover I respect their training. ;)

So she made a move, and you freaked out. Big whoop. I can't believe you had the nerve to put 'rape' in the title. Kudos to her for having the balls. You weren't into it. Thats your choice. You could have easily stopped her...

Read the thread. He did stop her the first two or three times...

Big pimpin!!!!!!!

As for the OP, gosh you people sure are losing your sex drives quickly! Must be the McDonalds! People have become soooo squeamish as of lately!

--KP

Ok, honestly how ugly. There's a very few girls that are honestly ugly as fuck.

And even less have a body which doesn't redeem it at all.

But I won't judge.

ok, say she's got an ok face, or shes not OH too fat.

It's a theatre, dark as fuck. no strings attached shit.

Nut in the girls mouth, and ignore her.

As it ends, get up with your friends and go. Anyone who follows along like "but I sucked your dick!" is pitiful, and you can either be like "What?"

or if they know, just be like "I know, now take a hike."

or.......... the best option "Thanks."

If an ugly bitch tries to feel me up, I'll firmly tell her "Listen you little cunt, get your hands off me before I throw you down the aisle. I'm trying to watch the fucking movie and you're not good looking enough to give me a blowjob."



HAHA wow...that's amazingly funny.

fugly, +1 for the Jui Jitsu