Alright, I started talking to this girl a while ago now. She had a boyfriend and I respected her enough to not have sex with her. She would never shut the fuck up about him so I figured...bleh. We both know I wanted her, I always told her directly and indirectly and I know she liked me. She then broke up with her boyfriend and told me she needed time. Well, I work for a month straight to get a car (what kind of a boyfriend would I be without transportation) and 1 week after their break up she's with some toothless dude. Is that not the ultimate pwn? In fact, my big time goal was to have a car by the beginning of december so that I could be with her during the holidays. Now I'm alone. :(

Welcome to the real world, where women love to rip out your heart and balls.

5char

Use your new car to fucking kill that slut. Crash it into her room at 12:01am when she's asleep.

5char

Well that's what you get for thinking that all girls are superficial and would only ever date a guy with a car?



anyway, You were allways alone, so nothings really changed. Forget about the slag, she had her chance with you and she blew it. Her loss.

anyway, You were allways alone, so nothings really changed. Forget about the slag, she had her chance with you and she blew it. Her loss.

What if he would be better off with her?

yeah unfortunately when you get thrown shit like "i need time" its usually bullshit. thats not universal and some girls that include morality in their relationship mindset might be telling you the truth.

but all in all, girls who want to avoid confrontation use those key phrases like candy.

but fuck it man. you learned shit here. first off....never ever fucking plan your life out or ANYTHING for that matter for a girl you arent sure on, hell even after a few years of comitment you still dont jump into that. the only reason you should have gotten that car is to drive yourself around from location to location, not woo some girl you arent even sure on.

girls are great, however dont ever make them your primary focus.

That ain't shit son. Try being with a girl for 3 1/2 years then getting married and three months later the bitch leaves because she decided that getting fucked by other men and getting fucked up all the time were more important than her husband.

Go for a drive and see who you can pick up mate.

Forget her...She's a prick tease.

Well that's what you get for thinking that all girls are superficial and would only ever date a guy with a car?



anyway, You were allways alone, so nothings really changed. Forget about the slag, she had her chance with you and she blew it. Her loss.

Well no, but neither of us have transportation. That makes it real hard to have fun. ATM we were just borrowing parents car (my mom basically let's me have hers). I didn't feel like I needed a car to GET her, I wanted a car since were both 19 and carless.

Go for a drive and see who you can pick up mate.

Forget her...She's a prick tease.

Yea, I've never been the type to be in a relationship. Now I'm not a horn dog, go fuck em and it's over, but this girl has reallly really badly made me want to be in a relationship, and gave me no window of time after her breakup. Moral of the story (I feel like) is that you have to pressure women hard and not let them make decisions for themselves, rape them if need be?

yeah unfortunately when you get thrown shit like "i need time" its usually bullshit. thats not universal and some girls that include morality in their relationship mindset might be telling you the truth.

but all in all, girls who want to avoid confrontation use those key phrases like candy.

but fuck it man. you learned shit here. first off....never ever fucking plan your life out or ANYTHING for that matter for a girl you arent sure on, hell even after a few years of comitment you still dont jump into that. the only reason you should have gotten that car is to drive yourself around from location to location, not woo some girl you arent even sure on.

girls are great, however dont ever make them your primary focus.

Nah I'm pretty sure she DID want it, I did sit here and watch her cry over me several times asking why I didn't try to fuck her (I fucked a mexican from my work lol and I told her and she was basically like well why haven't you trie...t....f...me) But I donno...if I actually explained the whole situation you guys would get a good laugh and I would be....a sad man lol. For real 6 fuckin months I've wasted and she drops the bomb on me at the beginning of the holiday season.

you have to pressure women hard and not let them make decisions for themselves, rape them if need be?

QFMFT.

Welcome to the club: we are called The Enlightened Ones.

EDIT: But seriously, don't drop the soap.

Sounds like somebody's bitter.

Sounds like somebody's bitter.

Going by his story, fucking oath; I would be too. Stupid ho.

PCup1

This guy is on to it.

Please note: This thread provides many lulz.

Get a De Lorean and do it Donnie Darko style.

Get a De Lorean and do it Donnie Darko style.

You mean Back To The Future?

mostly balls

Get a De Lorean and do it Donnie Darko style.

This, only you'll need a Boeing 747, not a de Lorean as someone above pointed out.

You mean Back To The Future?

A mixture of the 2, you'd have to go fowards in time and drop the de lorean into the house but set it to go back in time so that when it hits the ground it's gone through the roof and crushed 'em. Congratulations if that makes sense to anyone else.

A mixture of the 2, you'd have to go fowards in time and drop the de lorean into the house but set it to go back in time so that when it hits the ground it's gone through the roof and crushed 'em. Congratulations if that makes sense to anyone else.

In order for it to be completely Donnie Darko style, it would have to be a 747 turbine.

deathproof that bitch.

At least you have a car now. You completed this goal and because the intended reason is no longer valid, you can still enjoy your car. Everyone says this, but you'll find yours. And you'll find yours which you never wanted in the first place.

Yea, I've never been the type to be in a relationship. Now I'm not a horn dog, go fuck em and it's over, but this girl has reallly really badly made me want to be in a relationship, and gave me no window of time after her breakup. Moral of the story (I feel like) is that you have to pressure women hard and not let them make decisions for themselves, rape them if need be?

You don't need to get hasty mate.

If you're supposed to be in a relationship with this chick, you'd already be in it right now.
She's a prick tease who doesn't give a shit about you and probably doesn't about anyone but herself.
The guy she's with now is more than likely just someone who conveniently came along and she's just such a good girl she won't cheat. Building bridges with other guys behind her boyfriend's back doesn't count as cheating apparently.

But you're not in a relationship with her...She's with the ugly convenient guy...See it as a lucky escape dude. Now go get in your car and see what you can get! ;)

Beat her to death with a dildo.

That ought to get the message across :).

Oh my God you fucktards he was making a joke by deliberately mixing/confusing back to the future and donnie darko. God damn the internet makes me want to punch people.

A toothless dude LMAO!

Yeah that's a slap in the face get used to it :( its a harsh reality.

FINALLY! Someone who understood it.

Yeah. I donno what I was thinking neway. I for real waited forever for this chick, even after my friend (who happens to have herpes) told me she had herpes :o I'm willing to bet he was right. Besides, she lacks in the class department. I decided to post my story anyways, for teh lulz.