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 #1 
Old 2007-11-24, 21:21
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Wyoming, USA
Default MY son is now crawling as well, yo

Just a few days ago, the wife posted this:

http://www.totse.com/community/showthread.php?t=2071955

But now, I've seen him successfully crawl like an entire foot before falling over and trying again. He can now go from a sitting position, to forcing himself forward onto his hands and knees and actually moving a small distance before one of his arms give out and he falls again.

The pediatrician says that he's FAR past the average mark as far as development goes. When filling out those sheets that say, "Mark each question yes or no, and stop when you have reached 3 No's", he makes it to the end of the paper with only 2 no's. Y'know, it asks questions like.. "Can he focus his attention on someone waving at him?", "Can he follow his eyes/head to watch where a falling object has been dropped?" and "Can he sit up by himself for at least 15 seconds without falling over?"

I too, am quite proud. He's MY son, that much is clear. ^^
 #2 
Old 2007-11-24, 22:14
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dodging the rain and tractors
Default Re: MY son is now crawling as well, yo

to forcing himself forward onto his hands and knees and actually moving a small distance before one of his arms give out and he falls again.


Yep that's YOUR son alright. Genetics will out, poor little sod.

:P

Oh well maybe he's got his mothers intelligence and beauty.
 #3 
Old 2007-11-24, 22:29
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Valhalla
Default Re: MY son is now crawling as well, yo

Yep that's YOUR son alright. Genetics will out, poor little sod.

:P

Oh well maybe he's got his mothers intelligence and beauty.

Come on now, don't drive the poor sod to suicide again.
 #4 
Old 2007-11-24, 22:39
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Alexa > IRC Goon Squad
Default Re: MY son is now crawling as well, yo

This new found skill by the kid could create a nightmare for a forensic investigator some time soon. Imagine if Zek dies of a heroine overdose tonight, with the needle stuck in his arm. Junior could now come crawling along, discover the body first, yank out the needle and drop it in some very inconspicuos place......like down a ventilation slot.

"OMGZ, how did he die.......there is no evidence!!1!"
 #5 
Old 2007-11-24, 22:49
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Default Re: MY son is now crawling as well, yo

What's with the ''MY' son is crawling' thing you bastards?

Way to fuck up the kid!

How long before you start with the "well do you love mummy or daddy more?" method?


He is son to both of you and saying otherwise kinda shows how messed up your relationship is currently.

I hope things get better.
 #6 
Old 2007-11-24, 22:52
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Wyoming, USA
Default Re: MY son is now crawling as well, yo

Yep that's YOUR son alright. Genetics will out, poor little sod.

:P

Oh well maybe he's got his mothers intelligence and beauty.

/sad

He DOES look a lot like his mom. Well, so far as skin tone, hair color and certain facial features. Both of our kids actually are a pretty good and interesting mix of both of us.

And it'd be awesome if he got her intelligence. ^^ But I see nothing wrong with mine, either..
 #7 
Old 2007-11-24, 23:00
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Wyoming, USA
Default Re: MY son is now crawling as well, yo

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Originally Posted by yoyobek
What's with the ''MY' son is crawling' thing you bastards?

Way to fuck up the kid!

How long before you start with the "well do you love mummy or daddy more?" method?


He is son to both of you and saying otherwise kinda shows how messed up your relationship is currently.

I hope things get better.


Wha..? It's a joke, yo. Because in the first thread, she said, "My son..." So in this thread, I made it clear that he was my son as well. I dunno where you're getting this yoyo, we'd never ask our kids who they loved more, or get jealous if they seemed more attached to one of us over the other. Because we know they love both of us.

We're both quite aware that our kids are OUR (not mine or hers) kids. And.. not that it's really anyone else's business, but from my point of view our relationship has been doing awesome lately. We're spending a good amount of quality time together and being more open about sharing our feelings than we have in the past.

You can't (reasonably) make such assumptions based on one part of a post that was made in jest.
 #8 
Old 2007-11-25, 00:06
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New Zealand
Default Re: MY son is now crawling as well, yo

Owned. Your wife posts on totse.
 #9 
Old 2007-11-25, 04:10
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Moving soon.. :p
Default Re: MY son is now crawling as well, yo

Quote:
Originally Posted by yoyobek
What's with the ''MY' son is crawling' thing you bastards?

Way to fuck up the kid!

How long before you start with the "well do you love mummy or daddy more?" method?


He is son to both of you and saying otherwise kinda shows how messed up your relationship is currently.

I hope things get better.


Lol.. Don't worry.. he was kidding..

Like yesterday, our son had a very bad diaper and messed himself all the way up his back.. (:( poor baby..) And I told him, 'Look what your son did!" It was just a joke.. No harm in it.. :)
 #10 
Old 2007-11-25, 04:14
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Valhalla
Default Re: MY son is now crawling as well, yo

Lol.. Don't worry.. he was kidding..

Like yesterday, our son had a very bad diaper and messed himself all the way up his back.. (:( poor baby..) And I told him, 'Look what your son did!" It was just a joke.. No harm in it.. :)

Did he at least offer to clean him?
 #11 
Old 2007-11-26, 05:31
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Moving soon.. :p
Default Re: MY son is now crawling as well, yo

Did he at least offer to clean him?

Lol.. Yeah right.. I wouldn't make him do that.. I discovered him to be dirty.. (10 minutes after I changed him mind you.. :p) so I have to clean him.. I didn't need any help.. sometimes we help each other.. but this time.. I could handle it by myself..
 #12 
Old 2007-11-26, 17:37
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Default Re: MY son is now crawling as well, yo

I'm glad the 'MY son..' thing was just a joke.

Parents sometimes have a tendency to do evil things. My mum,when she was very dissapointed in me when I was younger, would go to my dad and say "YOUR daughter, is a failiure". It's quite..damaging.
 #13 
Old 2007-11-26, 19:21
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Moving soon.. :p
Default Re: MY son is now crawling as well, yo

Quote:
Originally Posted by yoyobek
I'm glad the 'MY son..' thing was just a joke.

Parents sometimes have a tendency to do evil things. My mum,when she was very dissapointed in me when I was younger, would go to my dad and say "YOUR daughter, is a failiure". It's quite..damaging.


Oh.. I see why you jumped.. :( I'm sorry.. Those aren't our intentions and we'd never do anything like that.. It's just us playing around..
 
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