I'm doing some spring cleaning on my computer and I came across a conversation log from a girlfriend I had when I was just entering grade 9, so this is waaaaaay before I had any game whatsoever. I screwed it up royal with this chick, but man,what I'd give to see her again. Not in any sexual way, just to say "I know you were 16 and I was 14, and I have NO idea how I ever got a chick like you, but DAMN if I wasn't a stupid little cunt". She wasn't going to win any nobel prizes herself, but I was a stupid little kid, and you can really see how immature I was. She was practically throwing herself at me and I'm making dick and fart jokes. Not literally, but damn it's funny to see. It's the equivalent of a good musician listening to himself from 10 years ago or a good basketball player watching his college years.

I'm going through the convo right now, I'll post it up after I'm done editing names and shit so that I don't incriminate anyone. I'll try and see if I have a new convo I can post as comparison. I can actually articulate a conversation with a woman now. Can you believe it?

Ok, here's the conversation, hopefully I edited out the the incriminating parts. Also, funny thing, this is a text file with her name on it. At the top of the file, I have this data:

Full Name: ********
Phone #: *********
Started going out: Dec 6th
Hair: Black
Eyes: Brown

Seems my old self at least knew the importance of getting down names, dates, and eye colour.

Pre-Pre-S: Also, for some strange reason I keep talking in some odd person, ie (Me not hungry) What the fuck was that about? Anyway, here it is, she's + candy +, I've changed my name to superman, just cuz.

Pre-S: A quick backstory. I met her at swimming, asked her out, and at this point we'd been going out a good whopping 2 weeks or something. I'm a young kid and she's 2 years older than me. Hell, I can't even drive. To add to the nerdiness, I think I was playing counter-strike and only talking to her when I died and alt-tabbed out.

Also, this is a compilation over a couple of nights or something, not too sure myself.

Also, it's a text file because totse is being a cunt and I don't want to chop it up 3 times to make it fit.

http://preview.tinyurl.com/2mg29z

http://preview.tinyurl.com/2mg29z

Post the convo!

I get embarrassed when I read logs from 3 days ago...

:(

Post the convo!

getting to it. I'm watching Hostage with Bruce Willis ATM :P

^



But really, i found some posts I made on some forums I used to go on about 6 years ago, and it's shocking.

Yea man, I get that same feeling just looking at old photos. I realize how much of a little shit I was when I was younger. It's that old adage, "If only I knew the things then that I do now..."

^



But really, i found some posts I made on some forums I used to go on about 6 years ago, and it's shocking.

Haha, so do I. I hate all the stuff that comes up when I type my username into google...

Come on post it already :[

Ug yeah, same here >.<

He saves the kids, the brothers die, the guy who owns the house makes it, and I think the bad guys get the video - at the very end.


Edit: oh yeah...the brother and sister (the house owner's kids) live through it too

It gets worse the older you get, trust me.

I cringe everytime I remember what I was like at age18-25.

I thought i was an adult and knew everything.

Part of growing up is realising you don't know jack shit about nothing.

^



But really, i found some posts I made on some forums I used to go on about 6 years ago, and it's shocking.

Yeah, i found posts i made on this site two years and i'm disgusted at myself.

Man I know. Pics of me..... with a girl I wanna fuck now.

Basically, I got my fucking RANCID shirt on, 13 year old chubby kid, my arm around this girl and I'm making funny faces and shit.


And some of the logs I've read (they're gone now)

are embarassing.

i'm all like trying to belittle girls thinking that's how you do the little tease thing. Sweet succatash gee golly what the fuck.

I got rid of all my old chat logs but this was basically all of them that involved girls...

"pics?...okay then bye"

or

"Talk dirty while I jack off baby...Okay then bye"

If only I knew then that you slowly get them into it and you'll be cracking one out to pics in no time....

Hehe it's part of life!

God, I hate to think of some of the shit I did online, I hate to think of some of the shit I did in real life.
Thing is, you cant help it at the time, in real life.

Did you really have total mature controll of yourself back then?

I cant really express it too well, but I feel when I was younger I wasnt truly.. 'self aware' if that's the word? I didnt think so much, didnt analyse the situation or think of the repurcussions.


I remember once finding a diary, (as in a book not an online thing) I tried writing when I was 12 or so. One of the entries was like "dear god pls help me to be big and strong, and teach me to punch and kick". It was just..so lame!. Needless to say the thing got burnt.



C'mon, who hasnt at one point in their life had a livejournal/xanga/diaryland account that they've filled with angst wridden crap and absolute shite?
It's part of growing up!

Ok, here's the conversation, hopefully I edited out the the incriminating parts. Also, funny thing, this is a text file with her name on it. At the top of the file, I have this data:

Full Name: ********
Phone #: *********
Started going out: Dec 6th
Hair: Black
Eyes: Brown

Seems my old self at least knew the importance of getting down names, dates, and eye colour.

Pre-Pre-S: Also, for some strange reason I keep talking in some odd person, ie (Me not hungry) What the fuck was that about? Anyway, here it is, she's + candy +, I've changed my name to superman, just cuz.

Pre-S: A quick backstory. I met her at swimming, asked her out, and at this point we'd been going out a good whopping 2 weeks or something. I'm a young kid and she's 2 years older than me. Hell, I can't even drive. To add to the nerdiness, I think I was playing counter-strike and only talking to her when I died and alt-tabbed out.

Also, this is a compilation over a couple of nights or something, not too sure myself.

Also, it's a text file because totse is being a cunt and I don't want to chop it up 3 times to make it fit.

http://preview.tinyurl.com/2mg29z

Also, if it matters, she was Asian and good looking. Had a nice rack too.

All of us have these moments with girls, were u think damn i shouldnt have said that i shouldve said this. Happens, but it seems as if you were too young to realize wtf was really going on. Oh well i guess.

Yes, it does. But jesus man, do some formatting. Thats barely legible.

And yeah, I've already got a piggy bank with Japan carved into the front.

Yes, it does. But jesus man, do some formatting. Thats barely legible.

And yeah, I've already got a piggy bank with Japan carved into the front.

Open it in your web browser.

Ah, there we go.

Yes, it does. But jesus man, do some formatting. Thats barely legible.

And yeah, I've already got a piggy bank with Japan carved into the front.

You can't leave out Korea. Once you're in Asia it's only like 200 more to go from Korea to Japan or vice versa, and I can get free stay in Korea.

Open it in your web browser.

Thanks.

You can't leave out Korea. Once you're in Asia it's only like 200 more to go from Korea to Japan or vice versa, and I can get free stay in Korea.



Either one. Although lodging cant be that expensive.

And this conversation is making my head hurt. Thank god the high school days are behind us. I can't stand the way girls talk online.

Oh well, at least they were a lot easier back then. Those were the days when 'me wanna get u something special' was enough to get you into a girls pants.

Those were the days when 'me wanna get u something special' was enough to get you into a girls pants.

Except I didn't get into her pants because I thought I could get by on not doing anything and just letting my looks do the work.

We sure believed some crazy stuff, huh?

And yeah, if I found myself talking like that now I'd probably shoot myself.

Genius.


Superman says:
and she ran into my nuts with her foot
Superman says:
and it hurt like hell
+ candy + says:
awwww
Superman says:
really, it hurts a lot, crazy lots
+ candy + says:
*mwa* me kiss it better
+ candy + says:
oh wait
+ candy + says:
no\
+ candy + says:
i take that back.....
+ candy + says:
dats wrong...
Superman says:
lol

Superman says:
and she ran into my nuts with her foot
Superman says:
and it hurt like hell
+ candy + says:
awwww
Superman says:
really, it hurts a lot, crazy lots
+ candy + says:
*mwa* me kiss it better
+ candy + says:
oh wait
+ candy + says:
no\
+ candy + says:
i take that back.....
+ candy + says:
dats wrong...
Superman says:
lol
Genius.
Never got one of those either :(

Superman says:
i've got you, i couldn't care if beyonce liked me
+ candy + says:
aww....really?
Superman says:
only if you promise not to leave me for tom cruise


also lulz @ the half page of saying "bye"

WHAT THE FUCK?

I pray to God I was tripping on LSD or PCP or something, because I can't even begin to comprehend that now, I said some stupid shit when I was young.

I wonder how my conversations now will seem in 5 years.

Also, the best part about high school was "you hang up, no you hang up, no you!!!!"

Also, the best part about high school was "you hang up, no you hang up, no you!!!!"

Thank you..I could have quite happily have lived the rest of my life without that particular memory.

Thank you..I could have quite happily have lived the rest of my life without that particular memory.

I was being sarcastic, but it's nice to reminisce.

i never knew you were a pimp!

Superman says:
j'aime tu
+ candy + says:
me 2
+ candy + says:
isnt it j'taim?
Superman says:
why should it be j'taim?]
Superman says:
the verb is aimer, the pronoun is je
+ candy + says:
ooooooooo
+ candy + says:
okie



It's je t'aime

It's je t'aime

Well color me stupid.

You know what I hate? People that post their stupid fucking chat logs on Totse!

haha. I lawled at your convo.

Buttclenchingly embarasing, is a term possibly usefull when describing your old convos, yes?

ok im at the part when she shuts you down on telling you where she lives. that was some funny ass shittttt.

the whole conversation is funny ass shit.

It's DREADFUL, especially when you compare it to my conversing skills today.

Hmmm....I feel ashamed of the things I said in the past.....then I notice, I've been proven fucking right all the time and the only reason I feel bad is because people flamed me and I couldn't get back to them or argue better.

^^
well proven right a LOT.

Also, yes I feel bad ..... but I wasn't retarded, I was being a fucking pussy and regret being a pussy.

C'mon, who hasnt at one point in their life had a livejournal/xanga/diaryland account that they've filled with angst wridden crap and absolute shite?
It's part of growing up!

I haven't. I typed my stuff on the laptop without posting it.....and actually it ended up being somethin guseful (a political platform from rants; a story I'm working on somewhat from ranodm shit on the internet, and some Star Wars battle analysiese (ask euda and Jive Talka).

Also anyone want to post their angsty stuff.

Also 2: LOL @ people bitching about their syntax from back then. Fuck grammar,especially when this is imspeak

I haven't. I typed my stuff on the laptop without posting it.....and actually it ended up being somethin guseful (a political platform from rants; a story I'm working on somewhat from ranodm shit on the internet, and some Star Wars battle analysiese (ask euda and Jive Talka).

Also anyone want to post their angsty stuff.

Also 2: LOL @ people bitching about their syntax from back then. Fuck grammar,especially when this is imspeak

I wrote the script for scrubs about a year before it came out. Every character was there, more or less perfectly. And then I never did anything about it for a while, until one day I saw scrubs and I was like "FUCK".

Sometimes it's good to publish. If I had just put it on a website, I could have probably sued for IP theft.

I wrote the script for scrubs about a year before it came out. Every character was there, more or less perfectly. And then I never did anything about it for a while, until one day I saw scrubs and I was like "FUCK".

Sometimes it's good to publish. If I had just put it on a website, I could have probably sued for IP theft.

Shit. Should get a copyright then.

EDIT: hmmm...is there an electronic version?
http://www.copyright.gov/register/literary.html

Shit. Should get a copyright then.

EDIT: hmmm...is there an electronic version?
http://www.copyright.gov/register/literary.html

Meh, I'm not too mad, I'm just trying to make a point. It's not good to always keep things to yourself.

Meh, I'm not too mad, I'm just trying to make a point. It's not good to always keep things to yourself.

yes. Thank you then

getting to it. I'm watching Hostage with Bruce Willis ATM :P

You're watching a movie with Bruce Willis? Can you get his autograph for me?

You're watching a movie with Bruce Willis? Can you get his autograph for me?

Sorry, he already left. There was a bit of cuddling as we watched the movie, but in the morning he left and I felt like a cheap whore :(

Sorry, he already left. There was a bit of cuddling as we watched the movie, but in the morning he left and I felt like a cheap whore :(

Wait...you're female

Wait...you're female

I'm male.

It was a joke.

I didn't actually cuddle with Bruce Willis.

I didn't even watch the movie with him.

He starred IN the movie.

I'm male.

It was a joke.

I didn't actually cuddle with Bruce Willis.

I didn't even watch the movie with him.

He starred IN the movie.

okay...sorry...was wondering 'huh' and 'WTF'

okay...sorry...was wondering 'huh' and 'WTF'

no worries

no worries

be happy :p

the daughter was so fuckin hawt

What?

Oh dude..

my old LJ :{

here's some excerpts, god this is embarassing even as a faceless guy on the internet.

I was 12 or 13.

It was 180 weeks ago, says Livejournal.

here goes:


I did nothing Saturday, and Sunday I had to go to church, and then I went to my grandpas for Easter, and me and my cousins messed around down around the creek by my house with like a 40 foot hill, a big slab of rock, lighter, OFF spray, Paper, wood, leaves and sewage pipes. Then we snuck off to my house to get away from the family and we were just like sitting around listening to music for a long time. Then we went back and did some gay Easter shit and made a video of my cousin doing the habbo dance to System of a down, then to Fear Factory, then to Slipknot in the dark with nightvision. I was laughing so fucking hard, damn. Now I'm just a little depressed again for no reason. My hair is so pimp, but I probably have to get it cut, now that I like it. My mom said if they get mad I should just cut it with a blunt knife, leaving patches and shit. But the school rules have nothing against shitty hair, so I'd be pissing everyone off, but immune at the same time. Yeah right, they'd probably reprint the handbook. This song rules my wang. I am so depressed now.

I feel so fucking gay just having read that but whatever.

Just thought I'd take a minute, to bless you with my (old) thoughts:

Ok, this entry is going to suck cum out of a plastic bag. But, anyway, today was cool. Mr. Rogers gave us a test on short notice, typical of him. Tomorrow is going to be shitty. FUCK! I just remembered that I have to serve detention on Thursday. Fuckfuckfuckfuck. I was supposed to go to Xaviers but NOOO. I have to copy words for two hours. I won't finish this time. I'll make a statement and draw circles like in study hall. Badass me. Today now sucks because I dread Thursday as much as I anticipate it. I best sit around here sick and bored. Oh yes, I have a killer headache and this music isn't helping because it's on like 11 on my stereo. This song is great. They should come out with another album like SOAD or Toxicity, Steal This Album! sucks so much ass. Nobody buy it, so they can come out with a half decent record like this one. Look, my mood is one from Brian's Song, the story of a grocery bagging hick who hits it big time and ends up dying. I only wish Gale Sayers would have died too, while jumping on his veiny palm tree of lust. Anyways, I'm somewhat pissed now. I love having this thing to write shit that nobody reads except for a few people that make fun of it. But big goddamn deal. I could give a big good goddamn. But, I don't.

I will just add to it.

It's so embarrassing reading old entries. I wish I could find a xanga account I had 4 or so years ago, a friend of mine came across it some how and showed me.

I'm glad I've grown. It's a pitty knowing you'll always look back on younger years the rest of your life asking yourself "what the hell was I thinking then?". We never know.

Superman says:
*mwa*
+ candy + says:
*mwa*


srsly dude

srsly.

srsly dude

srsly.

Dude lay off.

Wait...you're female

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

+1 for making me laugh that much!

I've done some fucking stupid things too. Chill. Old you, not you.

By the way, Star Wars Fan is either an idiot or a genius. Unsure as to which.

Can't he be idiotically genial?

This, on the other hand, is HOW TO ASK A GIRL OUT

TOTALLY DIFFERENT GIRL, 5 YEARS LATER, FYI

I was talking to her today, and she brought up "do you have school tomorrow" which means "i'm hinting you should ask me out". I went to work out, and came back about 2 hours later. I just signed in, this is the whole conversation up until she said yes. I didn't put the name of the cafe because I don't want you guys showing up waiting for an autograph or something.


Superman: yo
Girl: whatsup
Superman: do you have any homework or a project due wed?
Girl: no
Girl: jsut an assignment
Girl: for economiccsss
Superman: can you do it tonight?
Girl: no its 12 lol im still workin on accouting
Girl: whyy?
Superman: because we're going to [a generic cafe] tomorrow
Girl: hehe
Superman: so make sure your homework and chores are done
Girl: wanan do it wednesday?
Girl: i work tomorw
Girl: at 5
Girl: or if u wana go at 2 after my class
Superman: wednesday's good
Girl: ok :D

Haha, I remember when I used to be a stupid fuck like that.

lol you had more game at 14 than I do now.

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