Yesterday was my birthday, and my girlfriend gave me the best present ever.

I came to her suite and she was hanging out watching TV with 4 of her girlfriends. At first it seemed like she had forgotten about my birthday, but then she calls me into her room, pushes me back onto the bed and pounces on me. This was great because she doesn't usually take charge like that. So she basically mounts me on the bed and starts to kiss me, and I could tell from the fast, passionate nature of the kiss and how much she was grinding her hips into me that she was EXTREMELY turned on, so I push her over onto her back. At this point I started to caress her stomach a bit, but she pushed me off and said "No baby, no hands," with a devilish grin. Then she takes off all my clothes (She's still completely clothed) and tells me to give her my wrists so she can tie me up ("You're not going anywhere," she says ;P). After she ties me up, she puts a bandana around my eyes (Red, sorry to any crips in the audience) so I can't see. So here I am laying tied up on my back, naked, and I can't see shit. She gave me a kiss on the cheek and said she'd be right back, then I heard the door close.

Finally she came back and started stroking my cock for a good while. That was awesome, because it's not really like her to give me long handjobs, usually just for a short while during foreplay. Anyways, she tried a different grip for the first time, and it felt absolutely amazing. I was extremely turned on since I couldn't see shit, and my cock was throbbing like never before, but all of a sudden she stops right when I'm about to orgasm and I hear her leave again.

I should take this time to say that she NEVER teases me like this. We're both such horny motherfuckers that we usually rush right into the passion, so this change was driving me crazy, and at that point even just feeling the air conditioner flowing over my dick in the empty room was making me buck my hips in the air like a 13 year old about to spurt. Anyways, I hear the door open again, and this time she gets right to work sucking my cock. She started by licking just the tip, then moved on to sucking just the head, and finally after what feels like an hour she thrusts her head down and takes every inch in her mouth. Now my dicks not porn-star big, but it's a decent size (about 7 1/4), and she could usually only deepthroat me once or twice during a blowjob. (She knows that feeling her lips slide all the way down the shaft and press against my balls is my absolute favorite thing during sex though). This time though, she started really going at it, and started sliding up and down smoothly, and over and over, barely taking breaks. I've never felt anything like that, the feeling of her throat engulfing me over and over like that was RIDICULOUS). I'm trying to think of something intelligent to say, but I'm obviously distracted so all I can come up with is "All these new tricks you learned are gonna make me come!" That sounded dumb as hell when I said it, so I figured she'd laugh and bust my balls about it (no pun intended), but she didn't even answer. In fact right then she just stopped, and took me out of her mouth. I heard her leave again, and now I'm fucking losing it. All this teasing is fucking killing me.

Finally, I hear the door open up again, and without saying anything, she jumps on the bed, and starts riding me. Until then, we'd always had to use a condom, but she had just gotten on the pill, and I guess today was my lucky day when we could finally stop using condoms. The feeling of entering her with no condom was amazing. I asked her if she was sure she'd waited long enough since getting on the pill, but she didn't answer me, just started bouncing faster. I'm thrusting as best as I can with my legs tied, but she's riding me like a fucking champ without any real help from me. This was awesome, because usually she has trouble taking me inside in that position without me hurting her (hitting the cervix), but this time she was just bouncing away and taking me inside completely with what seemed like no effort on her part. Anyways, we keep going at it like that for a good while, and I can tell she's getting turned on because her breathing is getting heavier. She keeps going for a few more minutes and she's NEVER gone this long riding me before. I'm thinking "Wow, this girl is acting like a totally different person", then I feel her vagina start to contract around me, which set me off, so I started coming too. Right about then, she let out a gasp and yelled out "OH GOD!" and after hearing her voice I realized: HOLY SHIT, THIS ISN'T MY GIRLFRIEND!!!!! I'm so fucking confused at this point, and this girl just got up and left, then my girlfriend came in, took the bandana off, and untied me. Then without giving me a chance to say shit, she smiles and goes "You didn't think I brought all these friends over just to watch basketball, did you? Happy Birthday" and when we walk back into the common room of the suite, her girlfriends just see the look on my face and start laughing their asses off. And the fucked up part of it is, she says there's no way in hell she's going to tell me which 3 of the 4 girls it was, so I'll always be wondering.

I guess on the bright side there's one thing I'll never have to wonder about: My girlfriend is one of the coolest fucking women ever.

.....................i came...i fucking came..

Haha and the clincher is, I get to start fucking my REAL girlfriend with no condom tomorrow. :D

Eh, I got a bout a half chub.

Good effort, but ultimately disappointing.

Hawt.

Get tested, though.

Hawt.

Get tested, though.

Haha imagine that shit. I just picture walking out of the clinic like "THIS IS THE WORST BIRTHDAY EVER!" Then it starts raining.

Mhm. . . so what's the catch?

I doubt your girlfriend would feel much confidence in her sexual performance if she learned you thought her friends were better.

Women are evil, my friend: it's too good to be true; ask yourself why she was willing to subject you to such treatment.

What's the catch? I don't think there is one. Well, I don't want you to think my girl is bad at any of these things. She's not at all, in fact she's one of the best I've been with. I get the feeling she just asked them all who thought they could give the best head, handjob, and ride, and sent those girls in. The handjob felt amazing, but it wasn't any better or worse than what my girlfriend can do, just different. My girl also gives great blowjobs, she just has trouble deepthroating, which isn't really necessary for me to enjoy it. And the fact that her vagina isn't as deep as one of her friends doesn't matter to me, cowgirl isn't one of my top 3 positions anyway. Plus I get a rush off knowing that I can fill that cutie completely :D. That said, it's funny to now know that 3/4 of my girlfriends best friends are FREAKS.

You must be really dense if you didn't figure out "hmm, birthday + 5 girls + blindfold = anything but fivesomes"

Really though, as cool as it is to get 3 chicks to pleasure you, I'd have preferred my GF to do all those things for me. If I'm at a party, sure it'd be great to have 3 chicks going at me, but if I already have a girlfriend, chances are I'm not going to be looking to get handjobs from other chicks because my gf sucks at them, I'm going to work with her to make her better. At least I would if I had feelings.

Either way, your girlfriend is a skank.

I'm not trying to make you feel bad, it's a bitching story if it's true, it just sounds like she's a really big skank.

I'm not trying to make you feel bad, it's a bitching story if it's true, it just sounds like she's a really big skank.

Haha no worries. I don't feel bad, your opinion of my girlfriend is none of my business.

lol Iam suprised your taking that really well, this is totse mf, your supposed to counter with something witty, long thought out, google searched, and worked on all night likke.....

YOUR GIRLFRIEND IS SKANK...lol pwn

I was expecting that when I heard the blindfold and she left and came back part.


But I am completely fucking jealous if this really is true

Pffft...I've heard that one before.

Pffft...I've done that one before.

sweet.

Only mods and admins get to post 'I Just Got Laid' threads.

UNLESS its something really unusual, which this wasn't.

Or was it just a rather well written piece of erotic fiction?

Then it starts raining.


Hahahahahahahahaha that was fucking funny ahahhahahahahahahah

Haha imagine that shit. I just picture walking out of the clinic like "THIS IS THE WORST BIRTHDAY EVER!" Then it starts raining.


Pathetic fallacy for your newly pathetic phallus?

Happy fucking birthday to you mate! :D

I got some last night...I ain't going into no details but God damn I needed it just like that!

Pix or it didn't happen!

Pix or it didn't happen!

I know it did...So that's all that matters sunshine! :p

Nah mate...She's funny about her looks. I think she's gorgeous but what do I know, I'm a guy!
So pics will have to wait I'm afraid...When she's comfortable enough, I'll take them! ;)

I know it did...So that's all that matters sunshine! :p

Nah mate...She's funny about her looks. I think she's gorgeous but what do I know, I'm a guy!
So pics will have to wait I'm afraid...When she's comfortable enough, I'll take them! ;)

Totally off topic but if you ain't seen 'Rise Of The Foot Soldier' then you need to...its fuckin ace!

And any film which gets comments on the net from ameritards complaining they can't understand the dialect has to be worth watching don't it?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=551-QfYJymI&feature=related

There's a faahkinng excellent copy on bittorrent.

Whoa, I didnt see that coming!

Did you not feel bad that you'd somehow 'cheated' ? that seems kind of like a mean trick.

If my boyfriend tied me up, left the room and let his greasy little fillipino friend fuck me, I would be really...really not happy. And that's a little bit of a understatement.


Nice going, if you enjoyed it though. :)

Troll....

Bullshit......

Your erotica sk1llz are between D- and C +.....

The real ending to this story? Fast forward to Monday morning.......

"Dude ya gotta see this.....I was over my cousin's all weekend up in Connecticut, and he showed me this kewl place called Totse. You can talk about ANYTHING! Check out my great story about me fuckin 4 hotties. CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS SHIT?!!!?"

And somewhere in a 6th grade classroom 25 kidiots are huddled around a laptop, while a god is born......

PLUS MUTHA FUCKIN ONE 1+ Jacquese!!!!

I'm giving him the benefit of the doubt, just because I realize how ridiculous my own story must have seen to others. I'm sure this story happened to SOMEONE SOMEWHERE, whether or not it's the OP is another story, and whether it was as good as he claims is also up for debate.

LOL

But it wasn't that badly written..compared to a lot of what we get here..."Suzie's straw blond hair fell over her perfect double D cup breasts. "OMG you're soooo BIG' she cried as she came on my cock for the 25th time that night"

I wouldn't let a friend of mine fuck my boyfriend. I don't like to share.

Pathetic fallacy for your newly pathetic phallus?

you just made my day.

Did you not feel bad that you'd somehow 'cheated' ? that seems kind of like a mean trick.

If my boyfriend tied me up, left the room and let his greasy little fillipino friend fuck me, I would be really...really not happy. And that's a little bit of a understatement.


Haha, I don't feel like I cheated. And yeah, if I came out of the room and Filipino boyscout troop 125 was standing there instead of her friends (Read: My NEW friends :D), we might've had some problems. Although that would explain why she had a spare bandana lying around.......

After re-reading it, I call fake.

OP, you mean that the whole time that girl was riding you, she didn't make any noise whatsoever until you guys both came? It seems like she would have at least moaned or something, and then you would have been able to tell that it wasn't your girlfriend.

Plus, if you had already gotten a hand job and a blow job and you were on the verge of cumming, I really doubt that the last girl would have been able to ride you long enough for her to cum, too.

would have been way cooler if you weren't blind folded and they were all there at the same time... oh and haven't you learned yet you never let a woman tie you to the bed!

i bet her friends are fat

and welcome to the world of aids

A hot twist would have been your girlfriend pimping you out to her friends to earn some extra cash.
The flipside to this twist would be that they were all fugly old skanks.

lolthe reason is felt like a totally different person was because it was.

she had one of her friend fuck you, cause her friend has been having trouble getting pregnant. an you help out.

now your gonna have a kid youll never know about.

she told me

So, your gf is amazing because she let her friends give you a fistjob? BRA-fucking-VO.

When your bitch buys you $3000 leathers, a $700 helmet and $300 boots for your birthday, while fucking you throughout the day, then make a new thread.

/troll

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I don't know if it's just the weed, but this comment made me rofl so hard im lyk cryin'
+1 to humor
wewt

I fuck my g/f all the time with no condom

Totally off topic but if you ain't seen 'Rise Of The Foot Soldier' then you need to...its fuckin ace!

And any film which gets comments on the net from ameritards complaining they can't understand the dialect has to be worth watching don't it?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=551-QfYJymI&feature=related

There's a faahkinng excellent copy on bittorrent.

Yeah I heard about that one...Looks fucking cooshdy mate!

Cheers for the reminder bruv.