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| Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here. |
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#1
 2007-11-23, 23:30 |
RemadE 
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 Is she ready? (maturity question)
Ok, Christmas is coming up, and I have the chance to go out with a hot girl for an evening as she is staying at her Dad's nearby.
I have known her since I was about 7 (a good 10 years) and have always had a thing for her.
Imagine hot blonde, blue eyes, great legs, great tits..
So she stays over here about a year ago, and she wears these fucking fiiine daisy duke shorts and is sleeping in the room next to me (my sister's)..
I just had to fap to that image..any guy would
fast forward a couple of months and we start to hint that we like eachother, in a "more than friends" way.
We start to talk about when we next meet up etc and what could happen..now is my chance.
She says she hasn't had full on sex, and I don't wish to have that with her unless she gives off the right signals, but what concerns me the most is that we have been friends for such a long time (we used to have baths together ffs) that I don't want to jeapordise our friendship.
She has a hardass brother who is in the marines and a mum who would rip my nuts off if she knew what we got up to, but she doesn't appear to be the type that would tell them. I just get paranoid at times.
She's been with other guys but hates them because of their immaturity and how they just want to get with her for one thing..which I don't...i truly like this girl. Fuck, i've known her for most of my life.
I just don't want to fuck it up and never speak to her again because of what may happen :(
So yes, shall I let her make the first move? I was planning on taking her to the cinema and then letting her go shopping with some cash as it's her 17th birthday about the time we meet up (27th-29th December).
We constantly text eachother at work, and have sent pictures of things to eachother *ahem* so she's obviously wanting to do something..right?
seem a good idea? any improvements? and tips for the cinema? My dad knows I fancy the pants off of her - even told me to get with her, and my mum used to know that I fancied her, but I think she reckons i've lost interest..
oh, and some pics (assuming I am able to post them..if not..sorry..but she's hawt, right?) :)
http://img213.imageshack.us/img213/2381/rarrryl5.jpg
http://img217.imageshack.us/img217/2913/robyntatsm8lolsx0.jpg
http://img118.imageshack.us/img118/7632/dscn1500zs8.jpg
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2007-11-24, 00:14 |
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Re: Is she ready? (maturity question)
She's alright.
Don't go to the cinema. If it's someone you know, you'll hate the cinema as you'll have so much you'll want to say to each other, and if you talk too much in the cinema I'll have to find you and rip your nuts off for ruining my movie.
What you should do is rent a movie and cuddle on your couch. By that I of course mean get a blowjob while watching a movie. You are welcome to return the favour.
Really though, I'd go with the best advice ever. ALWAYS LISTEN TO YOUR DAD. In this case, he's telling you to tap that shit.
SO FUCKING TAP IT.
If you were mature you wouldn't need advice. You'd just say "I want to fuck her" and when she arrived, you'd pick her up from the airport or whatever, bend her over your knee, and give her a good slapping for making you wait so long.
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#3
2007-11-24, 00:18 |
PatChukwurah
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Re: Is she ready? (maturity question)
Wow, we have very different ideas of what constitutes a hot blonde with blue eyes, great legs, and great tits.
She's kind of cute though, if you wanna fuck her, fuck her, but don't take her to a movie, and don't let her shop with your money. You're not a fucking chump man, she's got her own income.
Good luck.
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#4
2007-11-24, 00:21 |
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Re: Is she ready? (maturity question)
Wow, we have very different ideas of what constitutes a hot blonde with blue eyes, great legs, and great tits.
She's kind of cute though, if you wanna fuck her, fuck her, but don't take her to a movie, and don't let her shop with your movie. You're not a fucking chump man, she's got her own income.
Good luck.
I tried to be a little more subtle in calling his girl plain.
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#5
2007-11-24, 02:32 |
PatChukwurah
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Re: Is she ready? (maturity question)
Haha it doesn't matter what I think of her. If he thinks she's cute he should go for it. If he's not going to have sex with a girl who he finds attractive because his friends or a bunch of people on totse don't think she's attractive, this daisy-duked girl isn't his biggest problem right now.
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#6
2007-11-24, 02:53 |
robinhoody
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Re: Is she ready? (maturity question)
In SG, you said she was your cousin....
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#7
2007-11-24, 06:12 |
met_B_A_N_S
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Re: Is she ready? (maturity question)
She looks like an overgrown Drew Barrymore in ET.
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#8
2007-11-24, 09:11 |
RemadE
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Re: Is she ready? (maturity question)
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Originally Posted by robinhoody
In SG, you said she was your cousin....
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she's my 3rd cousin..so it's legal ;)
i tried to avoid saying that here, but now that' it's out - it's out :o |
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#9
2007-11-24, 09:23 |
Fonzy
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Re: Is she ready? (maturity question)
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Originally Posted by RemadE
Ok, Christmas is coming up, and I have the chance to go out with a hot girl for an evening as she is staying at her Dad's nearby.
I have known her since I was about 7 (a good 10 years) and have always had a thing for her.
Imagine hot blonde, blue eyes, great legs, great tits..
So she stays over here about a year ago, and she wears these fucking fiiine daisy duke shorts and is sleeping in the room next to me (my sister's)..
I just had to fap to that image..any guy would
fast forward a couple of months and we start to hint that we like eachother, in a "more than friends" way.
We start to talk about when we next meet up etc and what could happen..now is my chance.
She says she hasn't had full on sex, and I don't wish to have that with her unless she gives off the right signals, but what concerns me the most is that we have been friends for such a long time (we used to have baths together ffs) that I don't want to jeapordise our friendship.
She has a hardass brother who is in the marines and a mum who would rip my nuts off if she knew what we got up to, but she doesn't appear to be the type that would tell them. I just get paranoid at times.
She's been with other guys but hates them because of their immaturity and how they just want to get with her for one thing..which I don't...i truly like this girl. Fuck, i've known her for most of my life.
I just don't want to fuck it up and never speak to her again because of what may happen :(
So yes, shall I let her make the first move? I was planning on taking her to the cinema and then letting her go shopping with some cash as it's her 17th birthday about the time we meet up (27th-29th December).
We constantly text eachother at work, and have sent pictures of things to eachother *ahem* so she's obviously wanting to do something..right?
seem a good idea? any improvements? and tips for the cinema? My dad knows I fancy the pants off of her - even told me to get with her, and my mum used to know that I fancied her, but I think she reckons i've lost interest..
oh, and some pics (assuming I am able to post them..if not..sorry..but she's hawt, right?) :)
http://img213.imageshack.us/img213/2381/rarrryl5.jpg
http://img217.imageshack.us/img217/2913/robyntatsm8lolsx0.jpg
http://img118.imageshack.us/img118/7632/dscn1500zs8.jpg
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thats not the kind of friendshio you find around everystreet corner, leave it alone, dont fuck things up you'll regret it. |
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#10
2007-11-24, 09:37 |
scorpio2121
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Re: Is she ready? (maturity question)
she's my 3rd cousin..so it's legal ;)
i tried to avoid saying that here, but now that' it's out - it's out :o
Oh god, nice one man, 3rd cousin, just think of that when you're about to come.
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#11
2007-11-24, 11:07 |
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Re: Is she ready? (maturity question)
Yeah...Erm...Couple of beers and proof of age and I'd go for it I guess.
Mate, just fucking go for it. She wants your willy and you want "teh b00bs!!!11!!21" so I say take her out back and bang her like a shithouse door in a storm son!
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2007-11-24, 15:08 |
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Re: Is she ready? (maturity question)
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Originally Posted by psycho_8b
Yeah...Erm...Couple of beers and proof of age and I'd go for it I guess.
Mate, just fucking go for it. She wants your willy and you want "teh b00bs!!!11!!21" so I say take her out back and bang her like a shithouse door in a storm son!
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But this cousin. Isn't that just a little weird? You can think your cousin is hot, sure, but DON'T FUCK HER. Even if you do live in West Virginia, it's just not cool.
Also, psycho_8b, I saw a picture on you in the picture thread, you look pretty fucking badass mate. Cheers. |
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#13
2007-11-24, 15:22 |
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Re: Is she ready? (maturity question)
OP, just wait it out a few years and eventually one of those relatives will die. Break into the funeral home and take her cherry on top of the casket, with the head part of the casket open for proof of the corpse. Take pics and title them..."Over My Dead Body",.....and of course, profit!!! You and the girl live happily ever after somewhere in the Bahamas after raking in millions.
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#14
2007-11-24, 17:34 |
robinhoody
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Re: Is she ready? (maturity question)
But this cousin. Isn't that just a little weird? You can think your cousin is hot, sure, but DON'T FUCK HER. Even if you do live in West Virginia, it's just not cool.They're third cousins, and not actually related by blood.
So it's all good.
Remade, in the words of Tracy Jordan, take her behind a middle school and have sex with her.
If you don't, giver my email and I'll take care of it for you.
God, the things I do for Totse...
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#15
2007-11-24, 18:20 |
surprise buttsecks
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Re: Is she ready? (maturity question)
I would, given half a chance. Although the 3rd cousin thing is kinda weird.
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