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Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here.

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 #1 
Old 2007-11-23, 17:51
whitelightning whitelightning is offline
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Default girls are fucking stupid

ok she cheated on me and now she wants to fuck me.


should i just punch her in her cock sucker?

or should i bang the shit out of her...hopefully hurting her...while refusing to touch any part of her body with anything but my penis?

ps she is a good looking girl that i am sexually attracted to however she is off the wall

pps she cheated on me over a year ago...and we were never too serious....well atleast i wasnt lol
 #2 
Old 2007-11-23, 17:54
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make her your fuck buddie

thats how it is between me and this one slut who cheated on her boyfriend with me.
She is so beautiful but i know i could never love her or trust her.
I just hangout with her almost all the time and fuck her.
but now latley she wont let me hit it because she said

"Im not a slut anymore so dont get mad just because i wont open my legs for you and suck your dick."
 #3 
Old 2007-11-23, 17:55
Run Screaming Run Screaming is offline
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Fuck her, take her picture, and publish it on the web.
There's a good lad.
 #4 
Old 2007-11-23, 17:56
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Las Vegas NV
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pss she cheated on me over a year ago...and we were never too serious....well atleast i wasnt lol

P.S. is a shorthand phrase for the term "post script", which of course means something coming after the script, in this case coming after the main body of your post.

Saying P.S.S. thus means "post script script", which of course is trite nonsense that doesn't make much sense at all.

The correct phrase would have been P.P.S. which would have meant "post post script", which would have been fine, as what you said came after your first post script, hence it was post post script.

But back to your questions. The best way to get revenge is to videotape her doing something truly disgusting to you in bed and send it to whomever it could please, i.e. Totse.
 #5 
Old 2007-11-23, 18:02
whitelightning whitelightning is offline
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i just dont get it....

one day i decided to just drop by her house and i heard screaming n you know the noises coming from her room...

well i run out to my car and then notice a another car parked across the street and i knew something was wrong so i grabbed my crow bar from under my seat and ran inside, ran up the stairs and busted through the door....

sure enough she is riding a dick!!!!!!!

i was belligerent, i punched her in her side and she fell off of him and then i beat the fucker bloody and sure enough the cops were called...

i drove off before they got there all paranoid as fuck and thank god i never told the ho my last name or where i live.


well should i go back and bang her being that the room we will be in will bring back some weird ass memories...

i dunno this is all fucked up
 #6 
Old 2007-11-23, 18:14
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totse
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one day i decided to just drop by her house and i heard screaming n you know the noises coming from her room...

well i run out to my car and then notice a another car parked across the street and i knew something was wrong so i grabbed my crow bar from under my seat and ran inside, ran up the stairs and busted through the door....

I've never understood that... How can the sound of someone having sex soung like someone getting attacked? When I took criminal justice, we went to the 911 call center, and this lady that worked there told us a story about one of the girls that worked there. Apparently, she got a call, and all she heard was screaming. She said it sounded like someone was getting murdered, but it was coming from a cell phone, so all they could do was trace it to within 100 meters or so. They had to contact the cell phone company to get the actual address, but it ended up being the mom's address, so they had to get ahold of her to find out where the daughter lived.

The whole time they were doing that, the girl was still on the phone screaming, and the operator was hysterical because she thought she was listening to someone die. Well, eventually they find out where the house is, and the police go and bust down the door and find two people having sex. It turns out that it was the girl's fantasy to have someone hear her having sex, so they decided to call 911 and do it. They both got arrested and had to go out to the police cars naked.

Anyways, my point is, why would anyone start screaming like they were dying while they were having sex? I mean, I can get loud, but I don't (at least I hope I don't) sound anything like that...
 #7 
Old 2007-11-23, 18:26
whitelightning whitelightning is offline
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did they do it in the back of the police car???

thats like killing two birds with one stone.

:P
 #8 
Old 2007-11-23, 18:28
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Las Vegas NV
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Anyways, my point is, why would anyone start screaming like they were dying while they were having sex? I mean, I can get loud, but I don't (at least I hope I don't) sound anything like that...

It's clear from the story that the woman was mentally unstable, or at least incredibly stupid. If that was really her fantasy, it would have made more sense to call a phone sex line and tell them the story and what they wanted to do. I'm sure the girl on the phone would be down with it, she basically gets paid to listen to someone having sex.

It would have been expensive, but who cares?
 #9 
Old 2007-11-23, 22:55
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Default Re: girls are fucking stupid

Quote:
Originally Posted by whitelightning
ok she cheated on me and now she wants to fuck me.


should i just punch her in her cock sucker?

or should i bang the shit out of her...hopefully hurting her...while refusing to touch any part of her body with anything but my penis?

ps she is a good looking girl that i am sexually attracted to however she is off the wall

pps she cheated on me over a year ago...and we were never too serious....well atleast i wasnt lol


Yes I think you should hurt her.


Not all girls are that bad. But alot of them are.


Hurt her.
 #10 
Old 2007-11-24, 00:14
PatChukwurah PatChukwurah is offline
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Keep in mind it's possible she's with this dude now and they're just setting you up to get jumped.
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Old 2007-11-24, 00:16
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Valhalla
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Quote:
Originally Posted by whitelightning
ok she cheated on me and now she wants to fuck me.


should i just punch her in her cock sucker?

or should i bang the shit out of her...hopefully hurting her...while refusing to touch any part of her body with anything but my penis?

ps she is a good looking girl that i am sexually attracted to however she is off the wall

pps she cheated on me over a year ago...and we were never too serious....well atleast i wasnt lol


Fuck her, facial (or better yet, Cleavland steamer), then kick her out of your house. Let her walk around with cum/shit all over her.

You'll sleep better.
 #12 
Old 2007-11-24, 11:56
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East end
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"Im not a slut anymore so dont get mad just because i wont open my legs for you and suck your dick."

Don't get mad she says...How inconsiderate!
 #13 
Old 2007-11-24, 12:02
Flock Flock is offline
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Keep in mind it's possible she's a dude now.

I misread that!
 
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