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 #1 
Old 2007-11-23, 05:17
Quad-Consonant Quad-Consonant is offline
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Default Worms inside my asshole!

Yesterday my boyfriend was bumming me. Suddenly, he started screaming and I found that worms had come out through my ass hole and had wrapped themselves around his penis. It took 10 minutes to remove them. Those little buggers were like leaches.

I have no idea what the fuck could have caused this or if I got rid of all the worms. I am very scared. Please help me figure this out.
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Old 2007-11-23, 05:29
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"I have worms in my ass, so instead of going to the doctor to get some real treatment, I'm gonna post on Totse about it!"

Shut the fuck up.
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Old 2007-11-23, 05:31
Quad-Consonant Quad-Consonant is offline
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Originally Posted by xilikeeggs0
"I have worms in my ass, so instead of going to the doctor to get some real treatment, I'm gonna post on Totse about it!"

Shut the fuck up.


Too fucking embarassed to see a DR :(
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Old 2007-11-23, 05:34
ScaryDangerous ScaryDangerous is offline
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shut the fuck up, you wormy ass troll.
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Old 2007-11-23, 05:34
torqueman torqueman is offline
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I may be the only one who knows what it is.

Ascariasis, aka 'ascaris'

Google is your friend.
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Old 2007-11-23, 06:01
pengd0t pengd0t is offline
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Originally Posted by ScaryDangerous
shut the fuck up, you wormy ass troll.


that.
 #7 
Old 2007-11-23, 06:17
notapplicable2 notapplicable2 is offline
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What a pussy. Your boyfriend wouldn't even finish the job?
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Old 2007-11-23, 06:29
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Canada
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Get back under the bridge!

Bad troll, BAD TROLL!
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Old 2007-11-23, 06:43
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Too fucking embarassed to see a DR :(

Okay, then let the worms kill you, you dick. You don't think a doctor has seen worse?
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Old 2007-11-23, 06:45
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Bad troll, BAD TROLL!

But also, that too.
 #11 
Old 2007-11-23, 07:22
shill shill is offline
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Squat over a raw T-bone steak.
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Old 2007-11-23, 07:44
you got jacked you got jacked is offline
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im pretty sure only dogs get those kind of worms
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Old 2007-11-23, 07:59
akiratheoni akiratheoni is offline
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Worst attempt at trolling I've seen in awhile.
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Old 2007-11-23, 08:02
Free_Delivery Free_Delivery is offline
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im pretty sure only dogs get those kind of worms


No - humans can get them too.
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Old 2007-11-23, 08:03
youngnastyman youngnastyman is offline
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Originally Posted by shill
Squat over a raw T-bone steak.


simple yet effective.
 #16 
Old 2007-11-23, 08:13
genericwittyusername genericwittyusername is offline
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This thread amuses me heartily.
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Old 2007-11-23, 09:00
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dodging the rain and tractors
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I'm closing this because we don't do medical threads however on the offchance that this isn't a troll thread you MUST go to the docs, preferably with a captured worm to show him.

Worms normally aren't dangerous and are easy sorted with just one tab and a good book (to read while shitting) but some are really nasty.

If yours look like little bits of white cotton thread then you've picked up the most common kind here in the West and they are totally harmless.

If anyone feels like looking i did a thread on them a while back.
 
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