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 #1 
Old 2007-11-22, 22:12
Agonizing Truth Agonizing Truth is offline
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Default Just another desperate help me thread

yes, once again you will witness a pathetic "help me thread"

so here's the details...
i have been following a first aid class each tuesday and thursday, i've finished it and i'm waiting for the day to do my tests so i can get the certificate.on my way home i came across a beautifull girl i have never seen before (i live in a small town) first time we both went the opposite way on a bike we had eyecontact.2nd time was today thing is i was walking, i heard talking and there she was again but this time with a friend of hers.i wasn't expecting it/surprised so i didn't say anything

so...should i act like i came from class and engage a convo?

i'm not very good with girls (if i have the intention of hitting on her) what i already know i can ask is something like "excuse me, i havent seen you around here before, do you live here?at what school do you go?" that's it, conversation would be almost over

thanks in advance and please, no kill/rape comments
and excuse my grammer/spelling...english is my 3rd language
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Old 2007-11-22, 22:51
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dodging the rain and tractors
Default Re: Just another desperate help me thread

When in Belgium I always found the phrase "Hello Little girl, would you like to visit the Tin-Tin museum" very very useful.
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Old 2007-11-22, 23:54
Agonizing Truth Agonizing Truth is offline
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Default Re: Just another desperate help me thread

i won't get far with that...

when speaking dutch, in belgium, i'd say this to you...val dood

but really, i expected sincere replies from a mod

did you have a bad trip in belgium? if so you cant blame me!
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Old 2007-11-23, 00:06
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dodging the rain and tractors
Default Re: Just another desperate help me thread

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Originally Posted by Agonizing Truth
i won't get far with that...

when speaking dutch, in belgium, i'd say this to you...val dood

but really, i expected sincere replies from a mod

did you have a bad trip in belgium? if so you cant blame me!


integendeel!!

I love Belgium. Best beer in the world, great chocolate, beautiful art nouveau houses, wall to wall cunny and the Janneken Piss http://upfront-live.com/tippler/images/janneken.jpg

What more could any lecherous old man want??

Anyways behind my somewhat flippant remark was a semi-serious point. It doesn't matter WHAT you say to her. It needs to be something different than she's heard a thousand times before. Something that surprises/shocks her (in a nice way). Something random.

How many times do you think she's been asked if she wants to go to the cinema and told she's beautiful?

But how many times has she been asked in klingon if she wants to go to the Star Trek Convention?

Get my point?
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Old 2007-11-23, 00:11
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dodging the rain and tractors
Default Re: Just another desperate help me thread

Only thing I hate about Belgium is their unfortunate habit of pairing 'moules' with fries...a most unhappy combination but forgiven because their steak americanique is so damn good.

Some really good gay bars there too.

And of course the world's best bar...The Ultimate Hallucination.
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Old 2007-11-23, 00:17
Agonizing Truth Agonizing Truth is offline
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Default Re: Just another desperate help me thread

okay, sorry, i couldn't read between the lines....

but eh, you're using dutch and french words

where's the ultimate hallucination?is it a gay bar?

there also are a few factors involved in which i shouldn't say something shocking

but if no one else can give me a piece of advice "i'll pull my own plan off"
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Old 2007-11-23, 00:22
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dodging the rain and tractors
Default Re: Just another desperate help me thread

Quote:
Originally Posted by Agonizing Truth
okay, sorry, i couldn't read between the lines....

but eh, you're using dutch and french words

where's the ultimate hallucination?is it a gay bar?

there also are a few factors involved in which i shouldn't say something shocking

but if no one else can give me a piece of advice "i'll pull my own plan off"


De Ultime Hallucinatie
Konigstraat 316
Brussels, 1210

No not a gay bar, but its sort of...weird. Very much Belle Epoche and 'Sinthe.

And yes I tend to use whatever language i learnt the word/name in..if that makes sense?
 
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