I know a lot of guys get this, and it can be quite embarrassing.

some guys wear it like a badge of honor, and some guys go great lengths to cover it up.

so how do you hide your morning wood?

i usually wear jeans (they are heavy enough to push it down, but its still sorta obvious) but sometimes i put something over it, like my binder or push it against a table when im standing up, so no one knows :).

I hide it inside my girlfriends vagina.

lawl

freeRadical

....beat it down?

Inside a sandwich.

Toasted and cheesy for preference.

This.

Or, tuck it in between your lower stomach and waistband.

Heh, that reminds me, a few days ago i was laying in bed, alseep, when my landlord (if your landlord is a female, is it a landlady?) knocks on my door and wakes me up. i normally sleep naked, so i yelled out "just a minute, i'm coming!" and put on some pants. I walked out to the door, opened it, and we talked for a minute or two, mostly just her asking if my stock had sold ( i mentioned selling some a few weeks prior to her) and other basic stuff. she goes away, i close the door, and then i looked down at my fly: it was hanging wide open, my semi-erect dick half flopped out.

And to think, she didn't even bat an eye at it...

I just let my flag fly.

Or, tuck it in between your lower stomach and waistband.

I had a bad experience with this methood, i had my dick tucked between my singlet and waistband. It got left there after I went limp and I forgot about it. Then I ripped my singlet outta my waistband. It felt like my cock was getting rug burn.

It should go away after you take a morning piss.

It's a known fact men get a fat boner in the morning.

So I don't give a fuck if your in my room when I get up your gonna see it flyin high.

So stay outta my room and don't wake me up!

It either goes away after the morning piss or the morning wank.

Cut the fucker off its not like you use it anyways.

I do that, but it always grows back.

I do that, but it always grows back.

You know penis soup could be quite the delicacy.

We could set up a buisness!

The ol' belt tuck method has never steered me wrong, otherwise I just rub one out. A wank before my morning cigarette and coffee is always fucking awesome.

Pal...Say it loudly and proudly...

"I HAVE A BONER!"

You know penis soup could be quite the delicacy.

We could set up a buisness!

I don't think I'd want to be farmed for penis... :( As fun as it sounds....

If you got it. Flaunt it.

Tuck morning wood into waistband. Find a crowded escalator moving in an upwardly direction. Proceed to ride said escalator. Untuck, turn around, and let the person below you wallow in uncomfortable shame. Pretend to be looking for someone in the crowd below.

Poke them in the chest a little for good measure.

I tend to only go so far as the first sentence, but that's just me.

this, as it is a cheap excuse for a morning sex session

..or yes, beat it into submission ;)

Is it just me, or is the morning wood the hardest nut to get off?

That's because in theory it's not there for sex. And technically you're not supposed to use it to jack off.

I normally just lie in bed until it fucks off or just parade round the house, it's not like they haven't seen one before.

Yeah, I've noticed that too.
I think it's because my brain's not really awake until I have my coffee, though.

No need to hide it.
If I'm alone, why bother?
Likewise, if I wake with a girl, why bother?

To the poster with the landlady story, what a cool-ass woman...

I usually open my window and stick it out into the cold until it comes down

I let my flag fly where EVERYBODY can see it

This is a really really really odd story, but once it was like 4am and my bathroom was destroyed, and I really had to take a leak.

Thankfully it was raining and pitch black, so it wasn't TOO weird.

just stay in bed till it goes away?

it doesn't last that long, especially when you wake up since being aroused is the last thing on your mind.

...especially when you wake up since being aroused is the last thing on your mind.

You need to start waking up next to some hotter chicks.

Let a woman suck you off. Morning wood is hard as a diamond.

I do that, but it always grows back.

Fucking lol.

Fap in the shower, go to school, stare at delicious JB legs, go home, fap, sleep.

well i just got up - i tried to push my cock to an obscure angle to cut the blood off (i wake up with my hand on my cock, don't know why)

..might fap in the shower

it's gone down though, i just took my mind off it by making breakfast..

and no, it didn't knock anything off of the surfaces :p

maybe a cold shower, but those suck in the morning.

This is a really really really odd story, but once it was like 4am and my bathroom was destroyed, and I really had to take a leak.

Thankfully it was raining and pitch black, so it wasn't TOO weird.

You do realise that you were likely to be eaten by a Grue, right?

Well when you got morning wood, you mustve been dreaming about something hot. Like doing Jessica Alba for instance.

So! The only way to counter hotness is ugliness, and since you seem insecure about your morning boner, I reccomend you look at massively fat girl porn.

If it stays up still, I highly reccomend murder/suicide.

Waking with an erection is simply due to the bladder filling while asleep and pushing against the prostate.

In theory, pissing should get rid of it... this is simply because it is impossible to piss with a full erection.

...and before a string of idiots who spend way too much time on their penis deny this, it is true.

Yeah, I don't get a boner if I piss before going to bed.