Personally I find it a turn-on watching a girl pee. I've always wanted to get a girl to pee on me, but to no avail. One time, I was eating out my ex and she climaxed and peed in my mouth. When that happens, I HIGHLY recommend brushing your teeth and using mouthwash afterwards or the taste of pee will linger for hours.

Watching a girl poo is a turn on too! BUT, having a girl shit on me or in my mouth is NOT a turn-on.

For X-mas, I wanna buy a hooker for 1/2 an hour who I can fuck and who will drench me in piss afterwards.

Anyone else get excited by this or am I just a sick bastard?

--KP

Each to their own I suppose.

Find a woman who likes pissing on guys and you're sorted.

I lolled uncontrollably at this:

For X-mas, I wanna buy a hooker for 1/2 an hour who I can fuck and who will drench me in piss afterwards.

I can't say I'd want her to piss on me... maybe in the shower, maybe not... but watching it is slightly arousing. Not blow-your-load-in-your-pants arousing, but kind of hot.

However, girls do not defecate. I don't know where you're getting your facts.

http://www.creativeendz.com/images/products/girls%20dont%20poop%20art%20pic.jpg

That's pretty disgusting.

That's pretty disgusting.

You pansy!

But you totsers can pitch in and brighten up my xmas by purchasing me a cheap Camden hooker for 1/2 hr- an hour.

Last year all I received was R. Kelly and that isn't what I had in mind :(

--KP

I think that would be pretty cool, but shit is just too much

You pansy!

But you totsers can pitch in and brighten up my xmas by purchasing me a cheap Camden hooker for 1/2 hr- an hour.

Last year all I received was R. Kelly and that isn't what I had in mind :(

--KP

You got R. Kelly to piss all over you?

Girls don't poop

You got R. Kelly to piss all over you?

♫♪Haters wanna hate, lovers wanna love. I don't even want none of the above.
I want to piss on you! Yes I do. I'll piss on you; I'll pee on you.

since your body, your body is a Porta-Potty.
And my pee I'd kick; like it know's karate. (knows karate)
i'm ganna pee on you. drip drip drip pee on you.pisss on you piss on you.
And you'll never fell quite the same once u take a whiff of my Hershey stains.
I want to poop on u too. I want to pee in your food.
Only thing that make my life complete is when I turn your face into a toilet seat.
i want to pee on you yes i do.i want to pee on you i want to piss on you♫♪

I assume you get off with 2girls1cup all the time.

That reminded me of the soft serve machine at mcdonalds, serving a sundae into a cup.

oh god, i watched that for the first time today... it was on my friends phone. Fucked up i tells you

dude, YOUR FUCKIN WEIRD!

dude, YOUR FUCKIN WEIRD!

That's what happens when ya give up heroin.

--KP

I find this strangely erotic as well (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LW9slm2oAW0)

--KP

Anyone else get excited by this or am I just a sick bastard?

--KP
The latter.

I've spent years on TOTSE looking at all the sick shit and shocksites and whatnot. BME videos, harelquin fetus, none of it got to me at all.

I saw a four second glimpse of 2girls1cup and almost threw up.

That reminded me of the soft serve machine at mcdonalds, serving a sundae into a cup.

My thoughts exactly.