OK, in six days I leave for a week of drinking and debauchery following the end of tertiary entrance examinations, and despite being a horny virgin I am seeing a problem here.

Last night, I hooked up with a girl (no penis). We had a little thing between us a year or so ago which, while not involving any kissing, weirdly enough, ended up with us basically feeling each other up and holding each other.

Last night, at a party which, hooking up aside, was great; got pissed, messed around with mates, stacked potato crates around a girl's car, the usual kind of stuff. I was on a euphoric high, actually genuinely enjoying myself for once. Later on, as we are all about to crash, hours after alcohol ran out and sobriety set in, I gave in to an odd impulse to kiss her on the cheek, which I duly did. One thing led to another, and we spent half an hour kissing, until, as we were beginning to move on, one of my mates burst into the room.

Can you say moment killer? Exactly like the episode of Scrubs, the mood went four feet up. We rolled apart, and eventually drifted back to sleep.

Fuck.

Now that I am going in for a week reknowned for it's drunken fucking, I am starting to reignite feelings for this girl, but I'm not sure if this is the last vestige of being horny and let down, or actually liking this girl again.

And apparently the cheek kiss thing was lame.

Half of what you hear goes on at leavers is a once in a lifetime, only happens to one guy out of all schoolies, but the stoeis make out it is the norm. THe other half is just plain made up.

American pie was a great movie, but it screwed up alot of teenagers in regards to where they think they should be in terms of sexual development. I didn't lose my virginity until I was 19. Most of my mates (despite what we were telling eachother in high school) came clean and admitted pretty much the same thing once we were all mature enough to laugh about it.

Leavers is fun, but it's certainly not the week long orgy you expect it to be.

You "hooked up" last night but in your story you did nothing but kiss?

What?

I hooked up with a girl (no penis).

Good, that's the way they should be.

Well, Western Australian slang, hooked up means kissed.

Good, that's the way they should be.

I checked to be sure.

Garrett; thanks, two of my mates have been tellng me this since it happened.

Yeah, people in other countries actually have different meanings for phrases to you.

Man wait till I tell you about hemispheres, this will blow your mind.

Get this: it's spring here!1!!!

Get this: it's spring here!1!!!

OMGWTFBBQ!!1!!1!!

No Waaaiiiyyy!11!11!!

Yeah, people in other countries actually have different meanings for phrases to you.

Man wait till I tell you about hemispheres, this will blow your mind.

Get this: it's spring here!1!!!

Hook up is universal.

It's not at all esoteric like "Tuning in Tokyo" or something. Hooking up refers to sex by everyone who's ever gotten laid. Only on the playground does it refer to making out.

You're not from the playground, are you?

Hook up is universal.

It's not at all esoteric like "Tuning in Tokyo" or something. Hooking up refers to sex by everyone who's ever gotten laid. Only on the playground does it refer to making out.


America = not the universe

Europe = not the universe

The world = still not the universe

The universe = the universe.

'Hook up' differs by country, hemisphere, locality etc.
Sex is 'getting a root'.

You're not from the playground, are you?

I'm 17.

Hmm, so I found out from a few different people that this girls is sorta into me. Which might be nice under other circumstances, but now it's a good thing happening at a bad time.

I have Leavers soon, and then soon after I go east for a year to roll in mud and have a bad haircut.

And I'm not the 'root and boot' type (American Pie Band Camp is the worst movie I have ever seen [I havent seen Fantastic Four]), so this is not really an advantage for me.

I have never heard the term leavers ever before. Think you could give a definition for an ignorant chicagoan? (I'm presuming its like graduation or something?)

Leavers, or schoolies week for east coasters, is an Australian tradition for school leavers to head to certain destinations for a week or so of drinking and rooting, vandalism, beatings and ODing.

Has a very bad reputation amongst those who live in towns invaded by leavers.

Speaking of which, i think PoPcOrNpEoPlE is a leaver in WA as well. I want to know if he's going south so I can rape him in his sleep.

Leavers is basically the only reason to complete our last two years of non-compulsory schooling.