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Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here.

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 #1 
Old 2007-11-20, 01:04
Breakthrough Breakthrough is offline
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Default 1-year With Girlfriend... GIFT IDEAS!!!

Yeah. It's coming up soon. The 27th, to be exact.

And I need ideas... Good ideas, to be exact.

No flowers, and I'm already going to take her out for dinner. I need a materialistic GIFT though... You know how girls are.

Edit: She specifically says, "NO JEWLERY."
 #2 
Old 2007-11-20, 01:38
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denied
 #3 
Old 2007-11-20, 01:39
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Cox-in-a-box.
 #4 
Old 2007-11-20, 01:59
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hardtown, hardstate, hardnation
Default Re: 1-year With Girlfriend... GIFT IDEAS!!!

A dog. Preferably one that's trained in rape.

What's more funny than a dog that goes around raping people? Nothing, that's what.
 #5 
Old 2007-11-20, 01:59
robinhoody robinhoody is offline
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Default Re: 1-year With Girlfriend... GIFT IDEAS!!!

I believe one year is paper.

So get her a card and tell the bitch to be happy.
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Old 2007-11-20, 02:03
Breakthrough Breakthrough is offline
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Default Re: 1-year With Girlfriend... GIFT IDEAS!!!

LOL, I love you, Mods.

Although I just may get her a card...
 #7 
Old 2007-11-20, 02:08
Costanza Costanza is offline
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Default Re: 1-year With Girlfriend... GIFT IDEAS!!!

Cox-in-a-box.

cant agree more
 #8 
Old 2007-11-20, 02:11
IDontLoveYou IDontLoveYou is offline
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Default Re: 1-year With Girlfriend... GIFT IDEAS!!!

I wrote a note for my girl on our 9th anniversary. That and I bought her "Tilt" perfume. It was a perfume she wore when we first went out and it brought great memories to the both of us. You know how they say the sense of smell triggers memories.

It worked well...until we broke up.

But I think it'll work well for you. Has she ever brought up a movie that she watched when she was younger? She'll remember some good memories with that.

Memories are the key, something that touches her inside and helps her stop and take a look at her past.

good luck
 #9 
Old 2007-11-20, 02:35
Pogo Pogo is offline
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Default Re: 1-year With Girlfriend... GIFT IDEAS!!!

I made (as in, got the scissors and glue out) a card for my ex, included in it was the movie ticket from our first date and the ribbon she wrapped my birthday present with.

...but then again, I was a poor ass with no job.
 #10 
Old 2007-11-20, 02:43
-Majosha- -Majosha- is offline
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Default Re: 1-year With Girlfriend... GIFT IDEAS!!!

awwww you guys were so cuteeee
 #11 
Old 2007-11-20, 02:55
ingutted ingutted is offline
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Default Re: 1-year With Girlfriend... GIFT IDEAS!!!

Quote:
Originally Posted by Breakthrough
Yeah. It's coming up soon. The 27th, to be exact.

And I need ideas... Good ideas, to be exact.

No flowers, and I'm already going to take her out for dinner. I need a materialistic GIFT though... You know how girls are.

Edit: She specifically says, "NO JEWLERY."


jewelry.
 #12 
Old 2007-11-20, 02:58
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a bullet to the back of the head.
 #13 
Old 2007-11-20, 03:01
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Ontario
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Id have to agree with the molesting dog.

for somthing realistic I would suggest maybe some clothes that you think she would wear, lingerie(win/win situation and post pics).
 #14 
Old 2007-11-20, 03:08
DesertRebel DesertRebel is offline
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Default Re: 1-year With Girlfriend... GIFT IDEAS!!!

Give her the gift of cum. In the eyes.

Or this:

The Surprise.

do your GF doggy style facing a window, it will help if she's blindfolded. have your friend who is hiding under the bed come out and switch spots with you. (be stealthy) go around outside and have your friend pull the blind fold off while you wave at her from outside the window.
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Old 2007-11-20, 06:31
Ketamine Ketamine is offline
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Default Re: 1-year With Girlfriend... GIFT IDEAS!!!

a box of chocolates and some good ol' muff divin.
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Old 2007-11-20, 07:47
ScaryDangerous ScaryDangerous is offline
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Default Re: 1-year With Girlfriend... GIFT IDEAS!!!

if she said no jewelry, im sure she wont be pissed if you bought her a small silver chain or something. inscribe it with your date on a heart or something.
 #17 
Old 2007-11-20, 07:47
Chobits Chobits is offline
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Default Re: 1-year With Girlfriend... GIFT IDEAS!!!

An expensive day spa package. The cox in a box would be for later that night.
 #18 
Old 2007-11-20, 07:52
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Default Re: 1-year With Girlfriend... GIFT IDEAS!!!

she wants jewelry

so get her a packet of condoms and silk sheets and candles....oooh and barry white

smooooth
 #19 
Old 2007-11-20, 15:03
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Default Re: 1-year With Girlfriend... GIFT IDEAS!!!

Something she will like, is generally a good idea.

Really, you know her better than us!
Any specific interests? Knives? Music? Makeup?
Chocolate? (allthough be varefull with that it can be a bit unimaginative).


Get something that's based on her interestes and hobbies.

If you're really stuck for ideas, go to a fancy shop like Whittards and buy her a stack of DELICIOUS hot chocolate powders in lots of different flavours.
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Old 2007-11-20, 15:13
robinhoody robinhoody is offline
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Default Re: 1-year With Girlfriend... GIFT IDEAS!!!

Something she will like, is generally a good idea.

Really, you know her better than us!
Any specific interests? Knives? Music? Makeup?
Chocolate? (allthough be varefull with that it can be a bit unimaginative).


Get something that's based on her interestes and hobbies.

If you're really stuck for ideas, go to a fancy shop like Whittards and buy her a stack of DELICIOUS hot chocolate powders in lots of different flavours.It's cheaper to just dip your dick in chocolate syrup and let her lick it off.

[√] Chocolate
[√] Sex
[√] Cheap
 #21 
Old 2007-11-20, 15:14
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Default Re: 1-year With Girlfriend... GIFT IDEAS!!!

It's cheaper to just dip your dick in chocolate syrup and let her lick it off.

[√] Chocolate
[√] Sex
[√] Cheap
[√]Selfish


Fixed..
 #22 
Old 2007-11-20, 15:18
robinhoody robinhoody is offline
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Default Re: 1-year With Girlfriend... GIFT IDEAS!!!

Fixed..How is it selfish? She's getting chocolate and the opportunity to pleasure her man.
 #23 
Old 2007-11-20, 15:33
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Ask her you fucking moron.
 #24 
Old 2007-11-20, 23:10
DesertRebel DesertRebel is offline
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Default Re: 1-year With Girlfriend... GIFT IDEAS!!!

Deep fry your dick.

Its tasty and totally unique!
 #25 
Old 2007-11-20, 23:15
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totse
Default Re: 1-year With Girlfriend... GIFT IDEAS!!!

It's cheaper to just dip your dick in chocolate syrup and let her lick it off.

[√] Chocolate
[√] Sex
[√] Cheap

Nice...
 
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