About
Community
Bad Ideas
Drugs
Ego
Erotica
Fringe
Society
Technology
register | bbs | search | rss | faq | about
meet up | add to del.icio.us | digg it
Go Back   Community > Vices > Sex and Affection
FAQ Members List Calendar Search Today's Posts Mark Forums Read

Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here.

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
 #1 
Old 2007-11-20, 00:45
isTHATso isTHATso is offline
Regular
 
Default my ex is a fucking bitch...

I moved out of my moms and in with some people i know.

Well My ex had my favorite hoodie, and her new bf dropped it off and left, well i took it out of the bag after he left and there was fucking cum and piss and shit all over it, they also burnt a big ass hole in the front of it.

Her new bf admitted to it. I swear to fucking god...
 #2 
Old 2007-11-20, 00:51
aMv aMv is offline
Regular
 
Default Re: my ex is a fucking bitch...

Lol pwnt
 #3 
Old 2007-11-20, 00:53
Moderator
 
dodging the rain and tractors
Default Re: my ex is a fucking bitch...

Its a hoody, get over it.

Its not like she kidnapped your teddy bear is it?!

:P
 #4 
Old 2007-11-20, 00:55
GlitterPunk112358 GlitterPunk112358 is offline
Regular
 
Default Re: my ex is a fucking bitch...

Man, that's pretty fucked up. What the fuck did you do to this chick to piss her off that bad?
 #5 
Old 2007-11-20, 00:56
isTHATso isTHATso is offline
Regular
 
Default Re: my ex is a fucking bitch...

its the fact that he fucking jizzed and shit on my stuff.. He is only doing it because he wants me to fight him, I'm over my ex so wtf is the point in fighting, so now he starts shit so i will flip out.
 #6 
Old 2007-11-20, 00:59
isTHATso isTHATso is offline
Regular
 
Default Re: my ex is a fucking bitch...

Quote:
Originally Posted by GlitterPunk112358
Man, that's pretty fucked up. What the fuck did you do to this chick to piss her off that bad?


i didn't do anything to her its her new bf that hates me. I still have like half of my ex's clothes at my mom's house... maybe i should shit on them.. fuck
 #7 
Old 2007-11-20, 01:04
Regular
 
Florida, US
Default Re: my ex is a fucking bitch...

I've been waiting for this 'my ex fucked me over' thread for weeks now.
 #8 
Old 2007-11-20, 02:09
Miluardo Miluardo is offline
Regular
 
Default Re: my ex is a fucking bitch...

Quote:
Originally Posted by SilentMind
I've been waiting for this 'my ex fucked me over' thread for weeks now.


Did you expect it to have cum shit and piss all in one sentence? This is beauty.

Put it on and wear it over and give them both a nice hug.
 #9 
Old 2007-11-20, 02:42
Regular
 
Basement
Default Re: my ex is a fucking bitch...

i didn't do anything to her its her new bf that hates me. I still have like half of my ex's clothes at my mom's house... maybe i should shit on them.. fuck

Send her and him her clothes with shit on them via UPS.
 #10 
Old 2007-11-20, 03:05
DesertRebel DesertRebel is offline
Regular
 
Default Re: my ex is a fucking bitch...

Did you expect it to have cum shit and piss all in one sentence? This is beauty.

Put it on and wear it over and give them both a nice hug.

Seriously, put on some shitty clothes (no pun intended), put the hoodie over it, and run up and hug her.
 #11 
Old 2007-11-20, 03:10
gadzooks gadzooks is offline
Regular
 
Default Re: my ex is a fucking bitch...

Kill both of them. Seriously. I will admire you greatly if you do.
 #12 
Old 2007-11-20, 03:17
torqueman torqueman is offline
Regular
 
Default Re: my ex is a fucking bitch...

Damn.
 #13 
Old 2007-11-20, 03:18
gadzooks gadzooks is offline
Regular
 
Default Re: my ex is a fucking bitch...

Send her and him her clothes with shit on them via UPS.

Or a bomb.
 #14 
Old 2007-11-20, 03:20
gadzooks gadzooks is offline
Regular
 
Default Re: my ex is a fucking bitch...

i didn't do anything to her its her new bf that hates me. I still have like half of my ex's clothes at my mom's house... maybe i should shit on them.. fuck

If you give them back to her without staining them with at least 3 different bodily fluids, then you fail.
 #15 
Old 2007-11-20, 04:09
Regular
 
Napier, New Zealand
Default Re: my ex is a fucking bitch...

Seriously, beat the fucking shit out of him.

Bring mates if you need to
 #16 
Old 2007-11-22, 02:06
isTHATso isTHATso is offline
Regular
 
Default Re: my ex is a fucking bitch...

i'm going to let it go for a few weeks. THen when he isn't expecting it I'm gonna knock him the fuck out...
 #17 
Old 2007-11-22, 02:11
Regular
 
New Zealand
Default Re: my ex is a fucking bitch...

What's both of their numbers? I'll prank call them in the name of .. uh .. mudkip.
 #18 
Old 2007-11-22, 03:29
CarbonB CarbonB is offline
Regular
 
Default Re: my ex is a fucking bitch...

Quote:
Originally Posted by isTHATso
I moved out of my moms and in with some people i know.

Well My ex had my favorite hoodie, and her new bf dropped it off and left, well i took it out of the bag after he left and there was fucking cum and piss and shit all over it, they also burnt a big ass hole in the front of it.

Her new bf admitted to it. I swear to fucking god...


That is fucked up. I would probably not fight the guy, but run up on him with bats and ski masks.

Tell him if he ever touched any of my stuff again, even if it's a fucking hoodie, I'll kill his fucking ass. Which you know, you wouldn't really kill him, but I bet he is a pussy because only bitches do immature shit like cum and piss on clothing.
 #19 
Old 2007-11-22, 04:59
Regular
 
New Zealand
Default Re: my ex is a fucking bitch...

Give all her clothes to Sallys Army because you're better than him:)

Also, hit him from behind with a weapon.
 #20 
Old 2007-11-22, 05:00
grossnutz grossnutz is offline
Regular
 
Default Re: my ex is a fucking bitch...

Quote:
Originally Posted by isTHATso
i'm going to let it go for a few weeks. THen when he isn't expecting it I'm gonna knock him the fuck out...





No you wont its me you fucker how do you like your hoodie
 #21 
Old 2007-11-22, 05:06
Orange_Crusader Orange_Crusader is offline
Regular
 
Default Re: my ex is a fucking bitch...

Give all her clothes to Sallys Army because you're better than him:)


This.

Best option, really the least work, and you still get to kick his ass, but at least he'll be the one swinging first because of the clothes.
 #22 
Old 2007-11-22, 06:18
Regular
 
Straya
Default Re: my ex is a fucking bitch...

Quote:
Originally Posted by isTHATso
i'm going to let it go for a few weeks. THen when he isn't expecting it I'm gonna knock him the fuck out...


isTHATso?
 #23 
Old 2007-11-22, 10:06
Moderator
 
East end
Default Re: my ex is a fucking bitch...

Why would they do this? Did you provoke it?

And if not...I prescribe cold, hard, unrelenting revenge.
 #24 
Old 2007-11-22, 10:39
Regular
 
Canada
Default Re: my ex is a fucking bitch...

the only action you can take is revenge, so hop to it. and make sure you post about it when you do.
 #25 
Old 2007-11-23, 19:44
Pingy Pingy is offline
Regular
 
Default Re: my ex is a fucking bitch...

I prescribe cold, hard, unrelenting revenge.

I approve of this message.

There is no other option. I like the shitty hug trick, as well as giving away her clothes to the homeless.

I would order a thousand pizzas to her house, and tell five thousand people to go eat them.
 
To the best of our knowledge, the text on this page may be freely reproduced and distributed.
 

totse.com certificate signatures
 
 
About | Community | Bad Ideas | Drugs | Ego | Erotica | Fringe | Society | Technology
Hot Topics