so i go to have a smoke with my homie, and he starts hiting up everybody on the contact list on my phone. we call up some chick we knew from highschool and told her to come chill with us. my friend knew she would be down to give us head, so we convince her to let us come over. so after like 2 hours we finally get snuck into her house.
we start playing some video games and then im going through her phone, and my friend starts mackin on her (which was gross by the way) and fingering the shit outa her. then she goes down to give him some head. he then flips her over and starts banging her doggy style, so im sittin on the bed with her face towards me, so i put my dick in her mouth and she starts doming me up. i then bust out a condom and flip her over and start banging her missionary, and this bitch is moaning like crazy, so my friend shoves his dick in her mouth to pipe her down. so i finish, and my friend busts a nut all over here hair, and we bone outa there G style, no hugs or kisses, just a simple "peace"

long story short:
me and my homie ran train on a chubby white girl and that shit was comedy.

anybody have any other experiences banging a fat chick?

Troll.

Wow, congrats on the AIDs, man.

Don't be silly. Only niggers and nigger lovers get aids.

*calls the Queen, telling her to get a medal ready*

Don't be silly. Only niggers and nigger lovers get aids."Niggers" <3 Fat white chicks

If he fucked a fat white chick, chances are a "nigger" got there first.

Which means.... OP's got AIDS.

i never fuck fat chicks only throat fuck them and not respect them at all and then nut where ever i want to.

Fuck5char

"Niggers" <3 Fat white chicks

If he fucked a fat white chick, chances are a "nigger" got there first.

Which means.... OP's got AIDS.

Or more likely, chances are OP IS a nigger, thus already inflicted.

Why the quotation marks by the way? Political correctness?

Don't be silly. Only niggers and nigger lovers get aids.

the OP sounds like a nigger to me.

Who really cares if the thread starter is black? Who really cares if he claims to have fucked a fat chick?

Generally I just laugh at the desperation of thread starter. You'd stoop so low as to fuck someone you didnt find attractive. That's sad.:(

Its not sad if he recieved goods and/or services out of it.

Its not sad if he recieved goods and/or services out of it.

I would call getting one's dick sucked a service. There's nothing wrong with fucking someone you're not attracted to if the sex is good.

Its mostly about power.

Wow, I laughed my ass off at that. I think it was the phrasing at the end that killed me.

1) I would never fuck a fat chick. Ever.

2) I also would never treat an undeserving girl like a cum receptacle. Ever.

Because I generally have respect for not only myself, but other people.

This thread is so gross. I feel disgusting just for having read that.

I'll admit though. The whole wording of the little anecdote was quite amusing. :D

wow...

that blows


since when is fucking a fat bitch a GOOD thing???

honestly it took 5 days of sleep deprivation, spraypaint fumes, and not being able to push someone whos almost twice my weight to fuck a fat bitch.

and ive regretted it ever since :(

but thank god for the good ol' suppressionary system :)

to clear things up, im not a "nigger" i just worded it like that becuz it was exactly like something youd see in a porno wear a white chick gets gang banged by 2 black men, especially when she was suckin my dick and he started pushin her head down on me.
and yes, it was more of a supression thing, and it was more comedic than pleasurable.
was it worth it?
having an experience me and my homie can laugh at for days?
yes... yes it was.

But, if he fucked her, and then you fucked her, and the guv'ment says "when you sleep with someone, you sleep with everyone they've ever slept with", then that means you're gay. Transitive property, I believe it is called.

Algebra just called you a homo. Are you gonna let math talk to you like that?

Pwned by maths.

wtf was that tribe talk

haha.

I just boned a fat chick

Now, your a man.