So my ex...

Well she never really explained why we ended, but we did.

And err... Now we're hanging out a lot again, and getting close, close enough to kiss, like nose to nose, but she always moves her head away and turns it into a hug after a few seconds.

Now if I didn't have such strong feelings for this girl, I'd say GTFO and never speak to her again, but seeing as I do, I can't.


She hints she fancies me, she's constantly touching me yet every time we get close enough, she pulls away.

Please help me, TOTSE.

I think there's something stopping her wanting to be with me again, despite wanting to, I think I should confront her on this.

I'm here for a more indepth, non-bias look.

Thanks.

I can completely and honestly say I have no idea.

Now if I didn't have such strong feelings for this girl, I'd say GTFO and never speak to her again, but seeing as I do, I can't.


She hints she fancies me, she's constantly touching me yet every time we get close enough, she pulls away.

Please help me, TOTSE.

I think there's something stopping her wanting to be with me again, despite wanting to, I think I should confront her on this.




Every time she gets close to you she remembers your embarrassing tiny genitalia. There's really not much you can do..

Rape her.

She is pregnant. I think this might have something to do with Sex and Affection.

I asked her how she feels about me, she said she's not let go, they just 'changed'

What the fuck does that mean and why the fuck does she have to confuse me so damn much?

why the fuck does she have to confuse me so damn much?

Thats her job. As a woman.

What the fuck does that mean and why the fuck does she have to confuse me so damn much?

SHE'S A FEMALE YOU FUCKING MORON

It is obvious to even a moron like me that she was brutally raped by her father as a kid. In the ass.

So, what you have to do is punch her in the teeth and make her call you daddy. That'll make her feel comfortable.

Girls are so confusing, and that makes me a Sad Panda :(

You'll probably be better off without this overly confusing aspect of your life, and without all these confusing thoughts you can direct them towards something that is important to you.

So tell her to stop being so damn confusing because you have better things to do with your time.

... I think I should confront her on this.

Exactly. Talk to her, not the &tots running around this place.

I understand that you think you'll get more responses posting this kind of thing in Spurious, and you will, but they'll be posts about your tiny genitalia and all of that nonsense...

Just post in the right forum if you want real answers.

She wants it up the pooper but is embare-assed to ask.

Or...perhaps: did you two ruin a friendship by becoming a couple? Some people can go back to the 'friend' thing & some can't.

Rape her.

And this, my friends, is why we post in the correct forum.

S&A

And err... Now we're hanging out a lot again, and getting close, close enough to kiss, like nose to nose, but she always moves her head away and turns it into a hug after a few seconds.

So basically, she leans in...puts herself out there, and watches you sit there like a moron for a few seconds, because you're too chickenshit to kiss her.

You should explain to her how you feel and ask her why the two of you are in this situation.

Get your best mate to tell her you killed yourself, and when she says she loved you, jump out of the closet and surprise her.

This, worked for me.

^^^Nude & ready!

j/k

SHE'S A FEMALE YOU FUCKING MORON

Haha, true.

But seriously, how in the remotest darkest regions of insane FUCK is this confusing?

Imagine all the wonderful feelings she gets of having someone she knows will ALWAYS like her and be there and be all over you.

Sorry but, shes using you.
Maybe she doesn't know it consioucnly. but she is.

Haha, true.

But seriously, how in the remotest darkest regions of insane FUCK is this confusing?

Imagine all the wonderful feelings she gets of having someone she knows will ALWAYS like her and be there and be all over you.

Sorry but, shes using you.
Maybe she doesn't know it consioucnly. but she is.

Thought of that, which is why I deny 3/4ths of her requests for me to come over, go cinema etc.


To show I'm not a lap dog.


Anyways, she explained why we broke up, I broke the trust.


She wants to build back up, but I'm being too forward because my feelings haven't changed, she's still my lover in my head.

Well obviously she is teasing you man, thats how some girls do it... especially the damn ones who read cosmopolitan. The thing is man, she is playing you hot and cold, and if you keep this up, you are going to fall right into her palms.. Be a man, either a) grab her and kiss her, or b) say that you should just be friends... lol then she'll definately be confused then... or c) and this ones my favorite...

HIT HER IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD WITH A BRICK!!

The world nowadays is a very dangerous place, you can lose your heart, soul and mind pretty quickly if you don't start acting disciplined. However, this girl knows that you like her, and she 'says' that she fancies you...
(what the heck kind of a word is fancy anyway)

SHE MIGHT JUST BE USING YOU... she might be using you for experience so that she knows what to do with other people... she might be trying to take your money... or your SOUL!!! Don't give in man, show her who's boss.. be the man in the relationship and give her a kiss...

look into her eyes... lick your lips... wear cologne... caress her hair... bring yourself close... and GNAW ON HER GODDAMN FACE!!!

AND HIT HER IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD WITH A BRICK!!

Yeah, tell her the two of you should just be friends, and mean it.

Nothing is sexier than a man willing to walk away.

I thought that was crap advice before.

Then my girlfriend fell out of love wiht me, so I broke up with her and told her we were never gonna meet again, ever.
Next day my inbox was blowing up and I had some of the best sex ever.
Yesterday I almost had to hit her in the back of the head with a brick or she wouldn't let me go home.