Jack, are your children aware of how much &Totse knows about their lives? Does it not freak you out a little that (No offence intended here) Probably the most disturbed group of people on the internet know details about your family?

Also, can you give us any proof that you are who you say you are, i.e. pictures, scanned passport etc. to show that you're the age you say you are, and not some 11 Year old who's created an online personality?

Cheers.

You First!!

Fair question...But I think we all know the answer mate.

Why don't we just fucking rename this forum to the cult of jackketch "please no more than 20 teenage kidiots on herr moderators dick at any one given time lolthx"

No as far as I am aware my kids don't know I post here. But I have also blocked &t on all the pc's/laptops in the house except mine.

Actually that reminds me I need to check I did block it on crippled son's laptop last time he formatted/reinstalled.

I have posted countless photos here before. I might have one of my driving licence somewhere. If I can edit put the details then maybe I'll post it.

But to be going on with

http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b116/horta/7525563-S.jpg Me aged 18ish

http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b116/horta/SWScan00001.jpg Me a couple years ago in Brussels.

Heh...we should...make an official jackketch thread.

Ya think my E-Cock is so small that it can only accomodate 20??!!

:P

http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b116/horta/K3tch_fuehrerschwein1.jpg

Oksies, thats my driving licence. The fact its still a paper one will tell you something about my age too.

Get the pic? Yeah Baby I'm the High Priest Of LuUUrv!

Almost exactly as I pictured you :)

Are you not kinda worried though about them finding it? My ex found the forums last year and she was less than impresed at some of the details I'd posted.

Here in the USA we have to get our drivers licenses redone every 5-7 years!

The big 4-0 next year..?
That makes me feel not quite so old.

Anyway, why *demand* details from someone?
Why not demand details from everyone?
There are kids on here who'd like to have you think they're van damme,girls who think they're the next paris hilton.. shall we make pics ID and deffinitive proof mandatory for them also?

Next time i go home i will have to get a new style plastic one with its finger print/eyescan/dna technology cos we all know that Muslim extremist terrorists are just waiting for a chance to infiltrate our lives.

And the thought of owning an 'unforgeable driving licence' is appealing *snorts in derision*

The big 4-0 next year..?
That makes me feel not quite so old.
?

Yep and I shall be expecting pressies. I assume my co-mods are going to shower me with gifts of love and affection...

Next time i go home i will have to get a new style plastic one with its finger print/eyescan/dna technology cos we all know that Muslim extremist terrorists are just waiting for a chance to infiltrate our lives.

And the thought of owning an 'unforgeable driving licence' is appealing *snorts in derision*

So you live in Germany again?

So you live in Germany again?

Huh? Nope I live in the UK. *confused*

sorry to hijack the thread but... another question for Jackketch;

do your sons know about the gay stuff you've done back when you lived in Germany with that lawyer?

Not demanding anything, just curious. As for why Jack and not most members, I'd consider him more of a 'celebrity' member than most- In that he shares with us details about his life, some of the situations seem a little out of the ordinary, can't blame me for asking right?

Most parents wouldn't tell their kids that kind of stuff.

Oh it wasn't just in Germany :)

And yes one of my son's knows something about it -although not a lot.

No problem with telling them, just never really been a need.

By which I mean they've never really come to me with a question or problem that would relate to my experiences...not yet.

If they do then I probably will use incidents to illustrate my point...assuming smacking them upside the head don't work :P

DL's in the U.S. vary by state, of course. In my own case, my FDL was issued in 1986. After the most recent renewal (which was done on-line) it's good until 2010, at which point it will be 24 years old, same picture. I'm serious as a myocardial infarction; I've had the same FDL for over 20 years. I'm heavy on tradition.

PS: I think you all should hold your breath until jackketch scans his passport and puts it on-line.

"Fair"? I don't think so. Impertinent and insulting, more likely. Not to mention just plain stupid. Pictures as proof? What rot. By now, anyone with an IQ above room temperature must realize how readily pictures--and anything--can be faked.

I have gotten the same question myself many times. Evidently, the notion that some one can actually have honesty and integrity on the net is too fantastical for some people to accept.

Really didn't mean to offend, you know what &totse's like.

And I took no offence. Although Armsmerchant is right of course.

Yo Jakk i will make you some Frikadeller for your Big 40 birthday partay !! Danish style or German your choice dude.

wtf Jack was insanely hot at age 18.

Funnily enough, 18 year old Jackketch looks a lot like my boyfriend *is a little weirded out*

Minus the cigarette and change the facial structure a little and they'd look ridiculously similar.

- T_M

it would be funny if you let your kids log on to &t...

imagine the LAWLS.

No.1: 'Caaaw bliiiiiiiiiiiiimeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyy!!!!!


















BAM! and your dirt is gone.

Thanks you...here's a h4wt one of me at the time.

http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b116/horta/7525560-S.jpg

Enjoy!

Thanks you...here's a h4wt one of me at the time.

http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b116/horta/7525560-S.jpg

Enjoy!

Thanks..
I just happened to be masturbating when I read this thread in passing, and seeing a picture of you naked kinda weirded me out, because it's not right to jack off while coincidentally looking at a naked man.
:o

The fact you're browsing totse whilst masturbating at all is scary enough. Do you like the masturbationary version of Russian Roulette? Will the link go to a hot naked girl..? Or will it go to a picture of Patrick Deuel...naked?









Not demanding anything, just curious. As for why Jack and not most members, I'd consider him more of a 'celebrity' member than most- In that he shares with us details about his life, some of the situations seem a little out of the ordinary, can't blame me for asking right?

Is ok. I'm probably just jealous.

"Fair"? I don't think so. Impertinent and insulting, more likely. Not to mention just plain stupid. Pictures as proof? What rot. By now, anyone with an IQ above room temperature must realize how readily pictures--and anything--can be faked.

I have gotten the same question myself many times. Evidently, the notion that some one can actually have honesty and integrity on the net is too fantastical for some people to accept.

Right....like anyone gives a shit about you, don't steal Jack's thunder you bitch!

wtf Jack was insanely hot at age 18.

Says the Canadian...

I'm something of a lurker but if Jackketch was moved to mod another forum I doubt I would browse SA much anymore.

*edit* not to sound like a kiss ass haha

To be honest, I have also always wondered if your kids knew about your totse time. Since you're on totse so often though, how do you manage to keep it a secret? Or do your kids notice you on the website, but don't care enough to actually ask about it?

As a mod, you HAVE to be at least fairly active, which means a good amount of time spent on these messageboards. I assume they've seen you on totse at LEAST once, what are the specifics of how that works? And don't your kids get upset at you for blocking a website from them? I know I'd be fucking PISSED if my parents ever prevented me from seeing a site (back when I still lived with them).

http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b116/horta/SWScan00001.jpg Me a couple years ago in Brussels.

Brussels is great. I think I recognize the stores in the background... was that taken at/near Gran Plaas (I think that's how it's spelled...)?

EDIT: After browsing this thread, I realized that I don't think it has much to do with S&A at all... and it's only open because all this attention is stroking jackketch's e-penis haha.

EDIT: After browsing this thread, I realized that I don't think it has much to do with S&A at all... and it's only open because all this attention is stroking jackketch's e-penis haha.

And this is a problem, why?

(ps pic was taken outside a cafe just down from the 'Borse', so not too far from the Grand Place).

What the hell, you have blocked Totse for everyone in your family?

So you are against censoring kiddy porn on the web, yet you are censoring the web yourself for your grown up kids? That's just messed up. Internet should be free for everyone.

And it's not like you've posted anything too personal or important about them here anyway. It's just been some random life stories for the lulz, not a big deal if a bunch of people they don't know finds out about this stuff.

What the hell, you have blocked Totse for everyone in your family?

So you are against censoring kiddy porn on the web, yet you are censoring the web yourself for your grown up kids? That's just messed up. Internet should be free for everyone.

And it's not like you've posted anything too personal or important about them here anyway. It's just been some random life stories for the lulz, not a big deal about a bunch of people they don't know finding out about this stuff.

Would you want your mum/dad/girlfriend/boyfriend/little brother/sister strolling around Totse reading all your thoughts and oppinions that you wouldnt normally express in real life?

Would you want your mum/dad/girlfriend/boyfriend/little brother/sister strolling around Totse reading all your thoughts and oppinions that you wouldnt normally express in real life?

Why not? I have no secrets from my family, and would not wish to.

And I say nothing on-line that I would not say in "real life."

Why not? I have no secrets from my family, and would not wish to.

And I say nothing on-line that I would not say in "real life."

Maybe you're quite an open comfortable person?. Others arent.

I think I'd die a little inside if my mum somehow managed to find the dexterity and intelligence to operate a PC and locate Totse, and my posts.

What the hell, you have blocked Totse for everyone in your family?

So you are against censoring kiddy porn on the web, yet you are censoring the web yourself for your grown up kids? That's just messed up. Internet should be free for everyone.

This is a silly post and mindset. Jack is a parent and head of a household.....not The Big Enchilada of the Universe.....so no, he shouldn't be dictating what the rest of the world wants to do with their lives. But it IS his obligation to be the moral guidepost for his kids (no matter their age). Again that is UP TO HIM.....weather he wants to turn them into Satanists or Socialists.

Most importantly its his house....he rules the roost, no matter how stupid his rules are. If he wants to say "no red shirts allowed in my house"...so be it. They got the rest of their lives to wear red shirts or surf kiddie porn...on their own time. And if you are trying to imply that Jack is a hypocrite for not having the same morality in his living room that he endorses out on the streets....then that is ludicrous. As a smoker I myself am MAJORLY PISSED OFF about the public smoking ban that just took place in Ohio about a year ago. To me the entire Constitution is being ripped to shreds because you can no longer smoke in a bar, hotel, restaurant or bowling alley. But ya know what?....before or after the ban you can NOT smoke in my house. GO THE FUCK OUTSIDE. But damnit all, its assinine for me or any other citizen to try to dictate other people's behavior out in public. But in my house? Damn straight I will. That doesn't make me a hypocrite, just the head of a household.

And for the record, my wife can read Totse any time she wants to.....and has shared many lulz with me with things I've showed her. Ain't nuthin here on Totse she hasn't heard before....or I would purposely keep from her in the first place.

This is a silly post and mindset. Jack is a parent and head of a household.....not The Big Enchilada of the Universe.....so no, he shouldn't be dictating what the rest of the world wants to do with their lives. But it IS his obligation to be the moral guidepost for his kids (no matter their age). Again that is UP TO HIM.....weather he wants to turn them into Satanists or Socialists.

Most importantly its his house....he rules the roost, no matter how stupid his rules are. If he wants to say "no red shirts allowed in my house"...so be it. They got the rest of their lives to wear red shirts or surf kiddie porn...on their own time. And if you are trying to imply that Jack is a hypocrite for not having the same morality in his living room that he endorses out on the streets....then that is ludicrous. As a smoker I myself am MAJORLY PISSED OFF about the public smoking ban that just took place in Ohio about a year ago. To me the entire Constitution is being ripped to shreds because you can no longer smoke in a bar, hotel, restaurant or bowling alley. But ya know what?....before or after the ban you can NOT smoke in my house. GO THE FUCK OUTSIDE. But damnit all, its assinine for me or any other citizen to try to dictate other people's behavior out in public. But in my house? Damn straight I will. That doesn't make me a hypocrite, just the head of a household.

And for the record, my wife can read Totse any time she wants to.....and has shared many lulz with me with things I've showed her. Ain't nuthin here on Totse she hasn't heard before....or I would purposely keep from her in the first place.

Thanks you but his point was I felt valid. I do like to proclaim my free speech credentials.

The reason I block totse is simply because i have in the past posted things here that I didn't want known to my family.

thanx for teh hawt, nekkid pix0r.

Maybe you're quite an open comfortable person?. Others arent.

I think I'd die a little inside if my mum somehow managed to find the dexterity and intelligence to operate a PC and locate Totse, and my posts.

We are only as sick as our secrets.

We are only as sick as our secrets.

Allow me to expand/correct that slightly.

We are only as sick as our secrets...mostly the secrets we keep from ourselves.