So I recently got with a girl I've liked for about six months. She's great. Beautiful, funny, smart, I love being around her so much.
I like her so much I want to sleep with her! :p

Here's the problem...

We can't go to her place because she has a room mate...I know, I know, we should invite her room mate to join us (if I can get that, you guys are so getting pics!) but she's funny on it so far.
Reasons like "I have a room mate...I don't know what she'd say" and "But I have a single bed"
Another person in the room doesn't bother me...Single bed?...Pfft...Not like I haven't done that a million times!

We can't go to my place either...I live at my dad's place...It's convenient and cheap!
Now when I was 18, I brought my girlfriend home, fucked the arse off her and got in shit with my dad...So I didn't do it again.
When I was 20 I asked my dad if my girlfriend could sleep over and he was cool with it...Skip forward a month and she was living with us for over a year.
When she finally kicked me out of "our" own flat, I moved back with no intention of moving out again and my dad says to me "You bring another one home, I'm kicking you out!"

Can ya see the dilemma?!

Does he work, or go out at all?

I can send you some Temazepam if you just need to knock him out for a few hours.

Anyhew there's a difference between letting a girl stay over a bit and her moving in! Or does your dad not see the difference?

Does he work, or go out at all?

Anyhew there's a difference between letting a girl stay over a bit and her moving in! Or does your dad not see the difference?

No to both babe.

That or he'll go on about me treating the place like a knocking shop!

I would spend some of my 30 complimentary nights in a hotel owned by our company...But the nearest one I'm ALLOWED to stay in is on the other side of the city.

Long way for the lovin'!

Temazepam sounds good though....

So do her over the dustbins in some alleyway, in the pub toilets or on the waste ground where the Palais used to stand?

I dunno...kids today..no initiative.

:P

Good call mate...But wouldn't work on this one...She's not from Essex! :p

I am thinking of moving this to Bad Ideas for tips on assasinating her room mate!

A bit of a warning, allthough I'm sure you know this one well!

As great as the thrill of a exciting new person you want to be with is, dont make the mistake of rushing into living together or anything like that!
I know you're not considering that but I know that often
Meeting someone you want to do+not having any privacy+still living with parent=wanting to move in with someone you dont truly know too much about.
I made that mistake.. And do you want to end up like me!??


How about a camping/caravan trip?
November england weather? Could be cosy if you work it?

Believe me Yoyo, that ain't happening again...I learned my lesson last time!

Camping could be good...But all the sites are closed this time of year...And it's fucking freezing!

Take a 15 day vacation to the hotel accross town.

After 2 weeks you won't even want sex, so it will not be an issue.

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...You are the man dude!

There are others and we're talking about going to one of the nicer ones...But that doesn't sort out the sharing a bed thing on a reasonably regular basis...It would suck having to only do it once or twice here or there as opposed to having somewhere to go and be alone.

You should talk to her and see if she can kick her roommate out for a while. A girl i know has her own place with a friend and they have like an understanding between each other that if they have that certain someone over that the other will either leave shortly or be gone to begin with.

See if they can spark up some type of deal, have her go out of town or stay at a friends house whilst you two have a good time.

I thought that you were just wanting to have sex. You actually want the proper sleeping together thing? Just wait.

I remember when I was living at home I wanted the exact same thing. Luckily after a while my parents decided that she was a cool girl and she could crash.

Maybe introduce her to your dad? Make it obvious to him you are taking things really slowly and you have no intension to live with each other for the forseable future.

It is something else waking up next to the woman you love.

It is something else waking up next to the woman you love.

Sorry,that made my eyes go blurry for a minute there. That's really sweet.

Everything about your situation is fucked up.

I still live with both my parents, well...sans my dad this recent year. I never hesitated to bring a girl home/have her sleep over/sex her. But then, my family is pretty understanding. My mom lets me do my thing, and she does her thing.

And theres no reason why having a roommate should translate to no sex, unless they actually share a room. And even then...you throw some covers over the both of you, and block out whoever else is in the room.

Are you sure she -wants- to have sex with you? Or that she's comfortable enough with you? Maybe it's easier for her just to blame it on not having a place.

I thought the term roommates meant they shared a room.

The whole dad sitting at home all day and not allowing your woman home with you kinda sucks... but if it's enough of a problem you're gonna have to move out.

Without you two actually getting a place together, of course.

Hmm... stating the obvious.

The hotel idea is an expensive temporary solution.

You could always ask her room mate and your dad to meet up some night... ya never know.

Been thinking about this problem all day me Ol'China.

I think the best solution is you start spiking yer Dad's pie 'n mash with viagra.

If he's got a beat up to his chin every evening then before you can say 'You duuurty ol man' he'll have got himself some piece of Live-In-Nookie. Then its whats sauce for the gander...

He can hardly put the kybosh on you having yourself some hey-nonny-nonny on tap then can he?

[no I'm not providing a translation for the americans among us]

Honestly bro, if you got the money, and you said you could stay in that hotel across town, just do it if you cannot find another solution. Stay a couple days, go there the 1st night stay, 2nd day go out and about doing all kinds of shit return, watch a movie or something in the hotel..repetition of night 1. There you go, might have had to pay $100 but it was 1on1 and no interference on anything. That should hold you off for a while of wanting to be in that intimate stage.

If i had to, id drop my debit card in a heartbeat just to allow for "perfect" conditions/environment i'd do it.

I thought the term roommates meant they shared a room.


Where I come from, it means they share an apartment, and each of them have their own room.



The hotel idea is an expensive temporary solution.


Yeah it is. My boss is married, so every time he hooks up, he springs for the hotel room. One time, he met a stripper that got locked out of her apartment, so he put her up for the night at a hotel without even touching her. (Well, he got some later) But still...I could never afford $100 every time I wanted a piece.

Jesus, I could get in-call hookers with their own place for a little more then that.

I could get in-call hookers with their own place for a little more then that.

I'm currently living in a huge housing estate... anyone could find a single teenage mother with her own council flat to fuck, so long as the kids stay quiet long enough.

Probably have more experience than the majority of hookers, too.

Hey, hey, we don't use weird slang that you can't understand... or at least not all of us do...

psycho, is there a reason you always end either your first or second sentence with an exclamation point?

all I can say is have lots of outdoor sex.
-go to your local library and do the nasty in some dusty section.
-elevators in in office buildings during "work hours" rarely get used.
-museums are fun as well, I tend to find that ancient chinese exhibits are rarely entered.
-use your imagination, just make sure not to get caught, unless you're into that stuff.

Hahahaha are you kidding me? That is one of the main things that comes with having room mates when you first move out.

When it was me and 2 other room mates in a 2 bedroom apartment we would get 3 girls over and see who could get them into the bedrooms fastest, the first 2 got laid the 3rd one didn't.

One time the guy that always got the couch at the end of the night's girl he was with left him in the middle of the night and crawled into my bed.

Tell that bitch her roommate doesn't care. Or stop being a whiney bitch and go get a free hotel room.

Haha I have this exact problem when i stay at my parents. Find other places to sex...car? backgarden? public...? ha

I can see that you're a loser that needs to worry about getting his own place before fucking girls.

I can see that you're a loser that needs to worry about getting his own place before fucking girls.

Why do you do this? Seriously?

You wonder why everyone on Totse hates you (how hard did you have to work towards getting everybody on an anonymous message board to hate your guts, by the way?) and you keep talking to people as if you're high and mighty with the answer to all of life's questions.

Face it kid, you're 18, fat, and get blowjobs for Tijuanan hookers. Not that there's anything wrong with Tijuanan hookers, but you come on this board and pretend you've got all the answers to sex, working out, grooming, picking up chicks, school, what have you, but you're a fat guy who can't get laid. That hardly speaks much to your experience level, and makes your advice completely baseless (not that anyone with half an IQ point needs evidence to how stupid your advice is).

You want to pick on Psycho because he lives with his dad? Guess what, majority of people <25 still live at home [1] (<45 if you're Italian/Greek/etc :P). I live at home with both my parents and a sister and hardly consider myself a loser, not to mention I fuck girls all the time. In fact, I fuck a lot more girls this way because I have an extra 20 grand to blow each year instead of worrying about rent/food/bills/etc.

I bet you still live at home and don't get laid. So please, as we've all stated before, stop giving out advice based on your shitty life. Just because you live at home and don't get laid doesn't me we all do.

[1] (http://www.nacacnet.org/MemberPortal/News/StepsNewsletter/commuting.htm)"more than 87 percent of college students do not live in campus housing."

Cheap motel.