Came across it by accident, but some look pretty fun actually.

Just put your dick in, turn it on and have it do its job? I could use that while watching TV and drinking beer..

I hope none of my friends find this post.

What? Link?

http://www.asextoystore.com/site/result.asp?cat=441

http://www.bestsextoyreview.com/Blow_Job_Simulators/

Often comes with something for your asshole as well..

If I had some extra money to blow (lol) then I'd probably try one of those out, but I forked over like 50 bucks for a fleshlight that I don't even use anymore.

Which fleshlight, and comments on the experience?

http://blow-job-sex.thumblogger.com/

It was just the basic/standard one.

It was pretty good at first. The main problem for me though is that I'm really lazy when it comes to certain things. I mean, one of the reasons I bought the fleshlight was so that I had something more similar to actual sex, but without the work of having to pickup a girl, get her into bed, etc. Well it turns out that even the standard maintenance of a fleshlight was too much work for me.

It was just the basic/standard one.

It was pretty good at first. The main problem for me though is that I'm really lazy when it comes to certain things. I mean, one of the reasons I bought the fleshlight was so that I had something more similar to actual sex, but without the work of having to pickup a girl, get her into bed, etc. Well it turns out that even the standard maintenance of a fleshlight was too much work for me.

wow, now that's lazy.

It was just the basic/standard one.

It was pretty good at first. The main problem for me though is that I'm really lazy when it comes to certain things. I mean, one of the reasons I bought the fleshlight was so that I had something more similar to actual sex, but without the work of having to pickup a girl, get her into bed, etc. Well it turns out that even the standard maintenance of a fleshlight was too much work for me.

Lol like what do you have to do.

I've heard they are way too much work, like it involves a microwave, alot of lube and a lot more cleanup.

Lol like what do you have to do.

I've heard they are way too much work, like it involves a microwave, alot of lube and a lot more cleanup.

Well, apparently you're supposed to let it soak in warm water for about 5 minutes. But I usually skipped that step.

Then you have to apply lube (that parts pretty easy).

The worst part for me though was the cleanup. I just didn't feel like doing all that after blowing my load.

Well, apparently you're supposed to let it soak in warm water for about 5 minutes. But I usually skipped that step.

Then you have to apply lube (that parts pretty easy).

The worst part for me though was the cleanup. I just didn't feel like doing all that after blowing my load.

How was that cold, slimy plastic on your junk?

And yeah I agree with that. I'd feel like a fucking loser cleaning out that cum/lube with a rationally un-horny mind.

How was that cold, slimy plastic on your junk?

It's not cold if you warm it up first with warm water, and then apply lube and all. It's really not all that bad.

Although, when I first got it, it had been nearly a year I think since I had last gotten laid. So I can't really make a fair comparison as I've pretty much forgotten what a regular vagina feels like... :(

And yeah I agree with that. I'd feel like a fucking loser cleaning out that cum/lube with a rationally un-horny mind.

Yeah. That part sucked. :(

http://www.gamleys.co.uk/images/henry_cleaner.jpg?

http://www.gamleys.co.uk/images/henry_cleaner.jpg?

Hawt.

www.creativemodelmaking.co.uk/hoover.jpg

http://www.gamleys.co.uk/images/henry_cleaner.jpg?

I just spat water all over my laptop then, that's the funniest thing I've seen since the seaman picture.

Star E. Knight's Super Sucker

Even the name is awesome.

I'd feel like a fucking loser cleaning out that cum/lube with a rationally un-horny mind.

So you're fine with cleaning up your load while horny?

So you're fine with cleaning up your load while horny?

Normally it's a case of you get close to coming so you get some tissues or whatever you blow into and shoot the load into that and throw it away, there isn't any effort in that.

The Fleshlight is a piece of crap. By that, I mean that the experience sucks.

Try: http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c63/IWorkFBI/Signature-Porn.jpg

Like it involves a microwave, alot of lube and a lot more cleanup.

I'm pretty sure that it explicity states: DO NOT place in microwave. If you want to have it heated, put it in a tub of warm water (as someone already said). You'll either melt the plastic or burn your cock off by putting the thing in the microwave.


SOLUTION: Do NOT(!!!) buy a Fleshlight.

If you REALLY want to spend the $60, I strongly suggest getting a tighter, textured model.

If you REALLY want to spend the $60, I strongly suggest getting a tighter, textured model.Like a young Thai prostitot?

Like a young Thai prostitot?

"OMG! IT FEELS JUST LIKE THE REAL THING!"

Let's go to Brazil!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DlorytpD66g

Does anybody have a link to that Thailand thing where one of the broadcast TV news anchors goes to the country and interviews foreign brothel owners?

Sucky Sucky - five dolla! No boom boom - too young! Sucky sucky!

FIVE DOLLA!

Let's go to Brazil!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DlorytpD66g


I just booked my flight.