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| Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here. |
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#1
 2007-11-15, 05:07
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I Bang White Chicks 
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So I let an ugly chick from work suck my dick.
[Edit] When I said I let her I meant that I agreed. It hasn't happened yet.
I posted a few days back about this girl from work that kept hitting on me... well, I finally decided that I will let her suck my dick only if she agrees that we don't have a relationship and that it's between her and me.
We talked about it today. She was doing the same old thing (rubbing her ass against my dick etc) and I told her that if she is going to start it she is gonna have to finish it... So, the conversation led to her giving me a bj.
I know there is a big chance that she will tell somebody else but who cares? "oh hey, I sucked his cock the other day teehee" (By the way, I work at a retail store so it's not like my life depends on this job.)
Now the question is, where should I do it? I was thinking of just letting her do it in my car after work that way I can just drop her off when she's done.
What do you guys think?
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#2
 2007-11-15, 05:11
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Re: So I let an ugly chick from work suck my dick.
dude have her behind the counter and blowing you while you ring up a customer, they will have no idea why you got that distorted look on your face!
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#3
 2007-11-15, 05:11
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Re: So I let an ugly chick from work suck my dick.
do it in my car after work that way I can just drop her off when she's done.Sounds like a plan.
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#4
 2007-11-15, 05:17
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Re: So I let an ugly chick from work suck my dick.
Finding a suitable location to suck cock shouldn't be that hard. Your car sounds good.
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#5
 2007-11-15, 05:46
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Re: So I let an ugly chick from work suck my dick.
I used to work at a Krogers and I banged this chick I worked with in this hidden place above the dairy cooler where they kept the big display signs and holiday decorations at. I also used that as a place to sleep when I didn't feel like working.
Also I started dating a girl that worked in the cellphone store beside Kroger and she came over on her lunch break and sucked me off in the bathroom.
Why not just take her in the bathroom stall?
Aren't people gonna wonder why shes riding home with you from work?
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#6
 2007-11-15, 06:21
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Re: So I let an ugly chick from work suck my dick.
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Originally Posted by Gojeero
dude have her behind the counter and blowing you while you ring up a customer, they will have no idea why you got that distorted look on your face!
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This. You just said yourself this job means nothing to you. Fucking do it you cunt. You only live twice.
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#7
 2007-11-15, 06:42
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Re: So I let an ugly chick from work suck my dick.
This. You just said yourself this job means nothing to you. Fucking do it you cunt. You only live twice.
i thought once...?
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#8
 2007-11-15, 07:05
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Re: So I let an ugly chick from work suck my dick.
You actually live three times, but every time you die, you forget everything that happened.
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#9
 2007-11-15, 07:41
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Re: So I let an ugly chick from work suck my dick.
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Originally Posted by shill
You actually live three times, but every time you die, you forget everything that happened.
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If so, how can you remember this?
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#10
 2007-11-15, 11:28
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Re: So I let an ugly chick from work suck my dick.
What sort of ugly slag would be so desperate for any form of affection she'd such some random guys cock, even after he's specifically made it clear he wants nothing further from her?!
I mean, do you smell of chocolate or something?
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#11
 2007-11-15, 13:52
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Re: So I let an ugly chick from work suck my dick.
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Originally Posted by yoyobek
What sort of ugly slag would be so desperate for any form of affection she'd such some random guys cock, even after he's specifically made it clear he wants nothing further from her?!
I mean, do you smell of chocolate or something?
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id do it....if i was a chick. but as a dude if some chick wanted me to eat her out and then have nothing to do with me I'd be fine...
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#12
 2007-11-15, 15:41
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Re: So I let an ugly chick from work suck my dick.
i thought once...?
PHILISTINE!
http://www.geeb-o-rama.com/images/graphics/007.jpg
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#13
 2007-11-16, 00:07
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Cordova 
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Re: So I let an ugly chick from work suck my dick.
id do it....if i was a chick. but as a dude if some chick wanted me to eat her out and then have nothing to do with me I'd be fine...
lol, bitch
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#14
 2007-11-16, 00:10
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Re: So I let an ugly chick from work suck my dick.
So how did it go?
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#15
 2007-11-16, 01:09
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Re: So I let an ugly chick from work suck my dick.
I would say do it in the car, but whoever brought up the fact that people may wonder why you're taking her home has a point. Assuming there are no secret secluded places at work, you should just do it in the bathroom. Or if it's safe, behind the counter. Because how much would that rock?
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#16
 2007-11-16, 01:13
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Re: So I let an ugly chick from work suck my dick.
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Originally Posted by I Bang White Chicks
[Edit] When I said I let her I meant that I agreed. It hasn't happened yet.
I posted a few days back about this girl from work that kept hitting on me... well, I finally decided that I will let her suck my dick only if she agrees that we don't have a relationship and that it's between her and me.
We talked about it today. She was doing the same old thing (rubbing her ass against my dick etc) and I told her that if she is going to start it she is gonna have to finish it... So, the conversation led to her giving me a bj.
I know there is a big chance that she will tell somebody else but who cares? "oh hey, I sucked his cock the other day teehee" (By the way, I work at a retail store so it's not like my life depends on this job.)
Now the question is, where should I do it? I was thinking of just letting her do it in my car after work that way I can just drop her off when she's done.
What do you guys think?
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Is there any possible way to make it where you don't have to drive her home?
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#17
 2007-11-16, 04:48
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I Bang White Chicks 
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Re: So I let an ugly chick from work suck my dick.
Hey guys, after taking into consideration that she will think that shit is getting serious if I give her a ride home, I asked her if she wanted to go to a little warehouse were they store all the cleaning supplies where nobody goes only by the janitor that works at night.
She was like "omg what if they see us" smiling like she's about to eat a pig piece of cake. I was like "Nobody goes there except for Javier who doesn't give a shit anyways"
In our lunch break we went there and locked the door. She started hugging me and tried to kiss me but I just kindly avoided it and started grabbing her ass just to get her mind of it.
I thought she was getting too much into the "romantic" side so I grabbed her tits (which weren't so bad by the way, I was surprised) She started moaning and I was like "shhh! you gonna draw attention" as I covered her mouse. The bitch smiled and started sucking on my middle finger which for some reason gave me an instant boner.
I pushed her head down then she got on her knees. she unbuttoned my pants and start sucking me off.
She didn't seem like she had much experience because she did it for like 20 minutes and I wasn't even close to cuming. It was about time to go back so I had to stop her. She was so into it it reminded me of somebody's post saying that fat girls give better head because they are hungry (by the way she is not fat, she is just too big for my taste. I like tiny girls)
We went back to work and she seem to not act like an obsessive psycho, so I guess everything turned out fine!
So to resume my entire post, she sucked my dick in the laundry room but I didn't cum. She said that we'll "finish later"
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#18
 2007-11-16, 04:51
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Re: So I let an ugly chick from work suck my dick.
lol, bitch
what you tellin me you dont like to eat pussy??
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#19
 2007-11-16, 05:00
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Re: So I let an ugly chick from work suck my dick.
Hmmm "pig piece of cake"...
Covered her "mouse"...
Interesting. I didn't expect so many animals in this thread.
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#20
 2007-11-16, 06:35
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Cordova 
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Re: So I let an ugly chick from work suck my dick.
what you tellin me you dont like to eat pussy??
haha no no sorry...
I just pictured in my mind some fat bitch yelling at you to get on your knees and comply and that she'll never talk to you again... and you're terrified but love it anyway, and then when she's had enough she pisses on your face and leaves. Just a funny scenario.
Just the way you said it was funny. I guess I didn't really convey it the first time.
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#21
 2007-11-16, 07:08
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Re: So I let an ugly chick from work suck my dick.
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Originally Posted by I Bang White Chicks
Hey guys, after taking into consideration that she will think that shit is getting serious if I give her a ride home, I asked her if she wanted to go to a little warehouse were they store all the cleaning supplies where nobody goes only by the janitor that works at night.
She was like "omg what if they see us" smiling like she's about to eat a pig piece of cake. I was like "Nobody goes there except for Javier who doesn't give a shit anyways"
In our lunch break we went there and locked the door. She started hugging me and tried to kiss me but I just kindly avoided it and started grabbing her ass just to get her mind of it.
I thought she was getting too much into the "romantic" side so I grabbed her tits (which weren't so bad by the way, I was surprised) She started moaning and I was like "shhh! you gonna draw attention" as I covered her mouse. The bitch smiled and started sucking on my middle finger which for some reason gave me an instant boner.
I pushed her head down then she got on her knees. she unbuttoned my pants and start sucking me off.
She didn't seem like she had much experience because she did it for like 20 minutes and I wasn't even close to cuming. It was about time to go back so I had to stop her. She was so into it it reminded me of somebody's post saying that fat girls give better head because they are hungry (by the way she is not fat, she is just too big for my taste. I like tiny girls)
We went back to work and she seem to not act like an obsessive psycho, so I guess everything turned out fine!
So to resume my entire post, she sucked my dick in the laundry room but I didn't cum. She said that we'll "finish later"
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I say you should fuck her, since she obviously knows you aren't interested in a relationship. Surprisingly most girls do not know how to suck dick. Also, I have had fat girls suck my dick, and they are no better than the rest.
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#22
 2007-11-16, 07:11
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Cordova 
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Re: So I let an ugly chick from work suck my dick.
Also, I have had fat girls suck my dick, and they are no better than the rest.
http://bani.anime.net/o_rly.jpg
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#23
 2007-11-16, 07:11
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CarbonB 
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Re: So I let an ugly chick from work suck my dick.
http://bani.anime.net/o_rly.jpg
Yes you fucking Canadian!
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#24
 2007-11-16, 07:12
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Re: So I let an ugly chick from work suck my dick.
^^^Very kind of you to let them practice. As how will they ever learn the mad sucking skills without diligent practice?
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#25
 2007-11-16, 07:16
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Cordova 
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Re: So I let an ugly chick from work suck my dick.
Yes you fucking Canadian!
Woah woah what's with the anti-friendly northern neighbour tone I sense in that response?
I was just asking a question. Are fat girls supposed to be better than not fat ones?
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#26
 2007-11-16, 07:27
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Re: So I let an ugly chick from work suck my dick.
I fucked an ugly chick a couple of times. She was great in bed and liked it rough. I had to be pretty drunk to fuck her, so I had to stop that shit. Before i did, she would call/text me and say shit like, "let's go to mexico." Saw her while i was tripping... whoa that was weird and awkward.
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#27
 2007-11-16, 15:26
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Re: So I let an ugly chick from work suck my dick.
So she led you on and then didnt even get you to come?!
I'd have probably throttled her to death and left her body for the night-janitor to play with.
IF YOU'RE GOING TO DO SOMETHING, DO IT PROPERLY!
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#28
 2007-11-16, 17:37
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Re: So I let an ugly chick from work suck my dick.
Stick it in her buttz next time.
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#29
 2007-11-16, 17:45
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Re: So I let an ugly chick from work suck my dick.
Nice job. Something about the workplace that's just fun.
Reminds me of the time I fucked at work. I was the assistant night manager at a grocery store but I got called in to work a double shift starting at 4pm. I was working with a chick and we were talking shit about how the front-end manager was a massive bitch and eventually we got around to talking about fucking on her desk. We did it, on the clock at the busiest time of the day. Somebody heard us and ratted us out.
So the next day we were both called down to the store managers office and I saw the other girl there walking down from the office area crying about how she just got fired so I knew what was up. I went in to the office and every male manager was in there too. All they did was congratulate me, bullshit around and send me back to work. Sexism at it's worst. The best part is they had it on video and they were required to watch it even though we were minors at the time.
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#30
 2007-11-16, 23:19
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Re: So I let an ugly chick from work suck my dick.
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Originally Posted by Spunn
Nice job. Something about the workplace that's just fun.
Reminds me of the time I fucked at work. I was the assistant night manager at a grocery store but I got called in to work a double shift starting at 4pm. I was working with a chick and we were talking shit about how the front-end manager was a massive bitch and eventually we got around to talking about fucking on her desk. We did it, on the clock at the busiest time of the day. Somebody heard us and ratted us out.
So the next day we were both called down to the store managers office and I saw the other girl there walking down from the office area crying about how she just got fired so I knew what was up. I went in to the office and every male manager was in there too. All they did was congratulate me, bullshit around and send me back to work. Sexism at it's worst. The best part is they had it on video and they were required to watch it even though we were minors at the time.
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That story is so full of win...
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