Ok say you went to the doc and you needed to get a urine test to see if you have chlamidia or ghonnorea. If you are positive, how do you tell your loved one?

"I have chlamydia."

"Hands up if you're disease free... not so fast..."

Hahahaha this definately.

'Who wants some delicious tetracycline?'

I actually had this exact problem a couple years ago. It was definitely fucking awkward. It took me a week just to build up the courage to bring it up.

Here's the thread I made about it:

http://www.totse.com/community/showthread.php?t=1499955

Stand out at the car with the door open, whistle and yell "go-go ride in car to clinic! c'mon girl!" at her.

EDIT: I forgot to add the punchline there.

i'm serious, i got tested a day after I met a new girl, we had protected sex though. i am seeing her on the same day that I get my results this week, hoping that it's negative so we can carry on our relationship!! She's very understanding though, so I'll just explain it to her if it's positive.

Hello..?

Did you even read my post?

Hello..?

Did you even read my post?

Yeah man cheers! I'm glad it's been brought up before. This is a kinda fucked up time for me now :S

Yeah man cheers! I'm glad it's been brought up before. This is a kinda fucked up time for me now :S

Dude, trust me, I know.

It was very difficult for me. Thankfully she was understanding. In fact, we still don't know who gave it to who.. So maybe that's why she was so easy going about it.

Maybe she was cheating on me and felt guilty...

Lol, I hope not.

But it definitely wasn't easy to bring up! It took me a while to think of how and when to say it. I kept waiting and waiting for a more opportune time, but realized that time wouldn't come and that I just had to bring it up and get it over with.

Basically, the sooner you do it, the better. It will be a huge load off your mind.

Basically, the sooner you do it, the better. It will be a huge load off your mind.

OK cool. Because I'll be seeing her for the 2nd time ever this week, it'l be hard to break it to her. BUT, she could have given it 2 me as there's a window there....

i don't know. I'll keep it updated!

OK cool. Because I'll be seeing her for the 2nd time ever this week, it'l be hard to break it to her. BUT, she could have given it 2 me as there's a window there....

i don't know. I'll keep it updated!

Exactly. As neither of you can confirm who had it first, she really has no right to get mad at you.

Either way, good luck!

Tattoo it on your forehead.

WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK?

Hey, it's a lot harder than you think.

It's a delicate issue that you can't just jump right into.

*picks up machette*

"Ok, it seems I've chlamydia. Considering I had a test before I ever had sex with you and I didnt have it then, and you didnt either, what the fuck is going on?"

"Ok, it seems I've chlamydia. Considering I had a test before I ever had sex with you and I didnt have it then, and you didnt either, what the fuck is going on?"

Not everyone gets tested before each new person they sleep with.

Tell her you got her something special for her birthday.

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I have chlamydia,
And now so do you!

Rofl. Use this.

"You know what the clap is right?...Cool...Take these pills babe!"

I can understand it would be hard. My ex tested positive for it, told me the minute after the hospital called her. I didn't have it, though had another disease solely caused by it. Got it cleaned up with a bottle of pills.

It was the clap BTW, don't sweat it so much.

They're both fully curable... so it really shouldn't be that big of a deal, assuming there was no cheating involved.

For humor, though, you should tell her you're HIV positive first... then say you were just kidding, and that actually you just have the clap. It'll be a relief by comparison! You could also play "charades," and just clap your hands a lot near her vagina until she gets it.

HAHAHAHA

*lols out LOUD*


Do this.

Rofl. Use this.

Tell her it was because your seaman is tainted.
http://www.ohiobarns.com/othersites/treecarvings/nj/ttc30-10seaman.jpeg
That picture still gets a fucking good laugh outta me.

If you had sex with her the day you met her, chances are she already has something, so you have nothing to worry about.

don't tell her. spread the diseases!

This.