I really need to get laid and/or get a gf, Im pretty lonely at the moment, no im not an emu! I'm pretty overweight, think this will matter as i have a good personality.

And thats our problem because....

Oh yea it really isnt.

Come again later when you have something to say.

http://yourcityhere.craigslist.org/ers

no im not an emu!.

That's good, because I don't usually hand out advice to people searching out intra-species sexual relations.

***Hookers***** for the troll...........

why are you afraid to lose the weight, become the envy of every man and the desire of every woman? Is it possibly because the society around you that accepts you now as normal will hate you, ignore you, hate to see you exist, try to tear you down, play games with you.

If you dont like your bodyweight and inactive lifestyle, you seriously need to contemplate history, and what a man used to have to do to survive when there wasnt all this technology. People are babies, and if you act like a real man, you will realize it.

Its your life, and nobody can tell you what to do in the end.

And getting laid isnt going to solve your REAL issues.

Okay lunchbox, go save your milk money for a week and spend it on meth.

In no time you'll have trailer trash willing to suck your dick for a freebie...plus you'll get thin, fast!

Go to Essex and be a big mouthed arsehole...You'll be rolling in fanny!

Well, when you do get laid, remember: Its the tiny hole, not the big target. The big target is evil! You put your dick in there, and it will come back 1" long!

Ever hear the story of Moby Dick? Well, thats what happened.

I am going to say what everyone else is thinking.

Lose some weight you fucking fat ass.

Cunted piece of mother fucking shit

I believe that there are plenty of text files involving chloroform on totse.

Thanks for the 'advice'. Thanks for the real advice though. Also i think im pretty safe to say i dont have issues.