I can't figure out my girl's birthday and she WILL NOT tell me! it's coming up REALLY soon, I just don't know when! I need help on how to figure this out immediately.

She knows I'm trying to find out when it is.

It's really important to me, if anyone has tips on how to get my answer locked for certain, I would owe them infinite internets!

Why the hell won't she tell you? That's weird..

Take her clubbing and wait till she ends up getting IDed, and look over her shoulder. If she's not old enough, then find other documentation.
Or ask her parents.

Actually, for being so stubborn, she should get nothing.

So what if you forgot the date, it's not like people don't forget these things. Just write it down this time.

If she won't tell you, then I suppose she doesn't want anything.

I know, I know, she can be very difficult at times. The thing is, I've asked her many times before. I think that's why she's so stubborn about it. She HATES it when I forget things or ask twice about something.

I am trying to get into contact with her mother currently but I have to figure out a time when her mother will be home and SHE will not.

EDIT:
Got it. I AM GOD!

This reminds me of that Seinfeld episode where Jerry forgets the name of the girl he's dating.

Well if she wont tell you how can you be expected to get her anything?
The silly cunt clearly doesent want you to know or acknowledge it, so why bother?

I don't get this. I mean, if she's told you multiple times before, it's understandable to get annoyed when you forget again...

But, if she KNOWS you don't remember, why play silly little games like that? So you've figured it out now, that doesn't change the fact that you forgot, does it? Is she going to be happy now that you've done some detective work?

People forget things. It happens. I don't know why you'd put up with that shit, though.

EDIT: If I'm misunderstanding, and she's never told you her birth date, then... Well... That's just plain crazy. Run away.

Yes she's pissed because she's told me already and I forgot again, HOWEVER, her birthday, as it turns out, isn't for another SIX MONTHS! She'll still be pissed that I forgot once, but I've written it down, and I am getting her something in her birthstone, so she can't be too mad. I think she's excited that I'm getting her something nice. So I'm hoping that'll cover up my shame, essentially.

Her mother was actually the one who told me, and her mother asserted that she's being a bit... difficult. I might agree but I still love her. :)

The only condition under which my girlfriend agreed to remind me is if I admit that I'm a total loser and that she beats me at everything. Of course, I would die before admitting such an allegation.

Thanks for the help everyone! Good tuesday!

Kill her and then wait a day or two.....find out in the newspaper reading the obits section.

Good plan.

you need to play CounterStrike with me.

Social Engineering is your friend. Get an adult friend to phone her parents pretending to be from the tax office.

"Sorry to disturb you Mrs Smith, someone here seems to have mucked up badly and deleted a file (*insert moan about technology*) could you please confirm your daughters full name is *insert*?"

When thats going well ask for the date of birth too.

Easy.

What the fuck get an adult? You dont want to be involving other people here. Adults are not really trustable and might just give you in anytime for no reason.

I would recommend you doing it yourself, will also help you improve your adult "voice" which is a pretty important skill to have when you are a teenage and can be just the difference in "life or jail" situations.

Good plan.

you need to play CounterStrike with me.

Given hes american it should be pretty laggy to play in a slav server, and why would he want to in the first place. Scary shit, there must be no ct team at all. Probably all the slavs go terorrist and the others keep hitting their head on the keyboard "2" trying to become their life aspirations : terrorists. In fact, i think you dont fucking play at all.

Thats why you want him to go so he will choose ct and you slavs can go 41 on 1.

This must be some kind of amazing girl, if you're so desperate to do something nice for her when she's clearly being a scumbag to you.

Nah, shes probably average but hes a teenage male so he has in his head that shes a goddess or something. We've all been through it.

Good plan.

you need to play CounterStrike with me.

Considering it's an X-box only game....that would be a little difficult. That's right....I'm one of "THEM". : )

check facebook

Considering it's an X-box only game....that would be a little difficult. That's right....I'm one of "THEM". : )

..CounterStrike.
..PC Game. Yes.


What's a 'slav' anyone?

Ask a friend of hers/in common.

Done.

What's a 'slav' anyone?

An illiterate masochist?

Okay now I've solved my first problem... My second problem is, how does i had phone seckz(text zex?)?

TY guys

You sir, are a FUCKING genius.

Ahem! I still have the phone sex problem? Anyone have experience with this sort of thing?

First bring enough KY, or give her great oral to get her properly lubed. Then insert phone and with a decent pace pull it out and keep inserting/pulling out. I suggest one of those old school corded phones with the ends that are bigger then the handle and curved somewhat. Easier to hit the g-spot with one of those. Problem solved.