There is this girl at work that keeps hitting on me. She has an ok face but she is a little big for my taste.

She is always asking me if I want to hang out and even offers to buy me booze. She jokes about sexual things and tries to rub her ass and tits against me all the time.
Should I let her suck my dick?

That depends, is she white?

duh:) I love my nick name too

ah fuck it go for it, and if you ever want to try anal all fat chicks do anal. Its a known fact.

Go for it. Just try not to get herpes.

as long as she swallows the evidence so she can't use it to black mail you.

She jokes about sexual things and tries to rub her ass and tits against me all the time.


How could she fail! If shes as fat as you say she is, it would be like running from a tidal wave...of blubber.

Yes. Do it. If it really grosses you out, it's not like you'll remember it. Huzzah for alcohol.

Go for it. Just try not to get herpes.It's not herpes if it's all over your body.

That's a great movie.

look, this girl is most likely very self conscious. Thus throwing herself out there. But don't use her, please, for the sake of all mankind. I am so tired of guys using girls like theyr some kind of animals. If you have any compassion and respect for any other human being, please just be a good person and don't use her.

just don't do it man.
she'll get clingy, want to hang around you.
you'll think it means nothing while she thinks that "he LOOOVES me"(or some crap like that)
seriously. fat chicks that are needy are reallly needy. don't open dat can o' worms.

Never fuck somebody from the workplace, it only leads to weirdness later on and possibly dismissal if you're not careful.

A real totsean cares not for feelings, only the lulz.

One time, I took this girl out for drinks that I met online. She was massive. MASSIVE. Easily 300+. But by the time I got there it was too late to back out, so she hopped in and we went to a local dive. On friday nights, they have 1 dollar well drink specials from 10-11, and me being the cheapass that I am decided to get as many in in the first hour as possible. 4 or 5. No big deal. I'm no stranger to liqour. She sat there for the whole time telling me how much fun we were having, how much I liked her, and how I knew I wanted to hang out with her more often.

I can't stand it when people feel the need to constantly reaffirm that they're having a good time, as if by saying it enough times it'll make it true.

And I really am having a good time. I get to sit at the bar and get drunk, ignoring pretty much everything she says, without looking like i'm that lonely drunk that sits at the bar by himself. And one of the cocktail waitresses there was damn near gorgeous. She had this slick little mini dress, and fish net stockings and well...anyways, i kept ordering notoriously weak shots just to have someone besides the girl next to me to talk to. And I probably would have made more progress except I think the girl I was with knew her from school and was giving off that territorial vibe.

Eventually, 1 dollar drinks expire. So we move down to one of the smaller tables by the dance floor, and all the while she's still telling me how much I like her and being as clingy as well...a 300 pound chick with no other options. Neither of us were dancing mind you, I think we went there because they were going to start a bikini contest or..whatever. It never ended up happening anyways. But we werent at the table 5 minutes before she managed to attract another girl, presumably an aquaintance, even bigger then herself who I remember little about except that she felt the need to frequently take out her breasts to impress me with the sagging folds.

The only good that came of this is the fact that her fat friend had a hot venezualan friend, who I actually spent a good while talking to. And she got to showing off some of her more risque tattoos. Unfortunately, she was married so nothing happened there. But she did have some pills she was willing to share. I couldnt be arsed to remember what they were, but they came in a prescription bottle. And I spent a couple hours watching her dance. Just for the record, theres nothing more sickening then watching two morbidly obese women dancing together to ghetto-trash music. Nothing.

By the time we got out to the car, I was fucked up enough to make a move, even on that gargantuan. Man...I've never experienced a funk like the one her vagina expunged. I don't know if you guys have ever ran across a girl that you could clearly smell even before you touched her, but it isn't pleasant. Not in the least. I didn't even have a condom...Man, I was stupid in those days. As I said, I was pretty blitzed. But I don't think I was inside her for a full minute before the experience sobered me up and I had to stop.

It didnt add any grace to the situation that the first thing she did was get out of the car and squat in the parking lot to piss.

Anyways...that story was a lot longer then I meant it to be. But this is the relevent part. She cried the entire drive home.
And when I pulled in to drop her off, she wouldnt even get out. She just sat there crying. 'You don't respect me.' 'I deserve better then this.' 'Why does this always happen to me?' 'You wont want to see me again, will you?'

And she wouldnt get the fuck out of my car for at least half an hour. They really are as clingy as everyone says. If you're going to brave the drama that comes with interacting with women, at least find one that's worth it.

If you're going to brave the drama that comes with interacting with women, at least find one that's worth it.

I didn't say I wanted to fuck her. I said if I should let her suck my dick.

I didn't say I wanted to fuck her. I said if I should let her suck my dick.

My mistake, I thought you were talking about interacting with her.

My mistake, I thought you were talking about interacting with her.

The subtle remark whizzed above his head.

Nice:) I enjoyed reading that.

You got owned:D

It's like a miniature, less vengeful yoyo. *dodges ban*

She'll get clingy, gotta agree with everyone here already. Not advisable if you work with her, if it was random, have her do it and run, never contact again would work well. I personally wouldnt, but meh.

A girl will let herself be used X times before she wises up and cares enough to effect a change. The X is a fixed number that varies from girl to girl.

The only way she'll learn anything is to reach that number. Sure, you can be a nice guy and leave her be, but then she'll end up with someone else who will...inevitably use her. And so on, and so on, until she gets to that number where she's just had it.

So really, you're doing her a favor by bringing her all that much closer to that point.

I fucked this ugly chick like twice, and then she was all "let's go to mexico."

DO IT


what have you got to lose?

and .... fat chicks give better head because they are always hungry

how fat is she, can you give an estimate?

I hate when that happens. It's always mexico too.

Here is a list of (sad but true) reasons why you shouldn't do it:

-She is obviously insecure, and she will think you like her, become clingy and obsessive
-She works with you, so if you upset her (which you will when she realize you're using her), she will be crazy and dramatic and besmear your good name to your coworkers
-She will start to flirt with you at work, and then the actual hot girls will see and your chance with them
-It's icky
-It will be awkward from that point on
-it's really not very nice to use someone like that. It's different if its some random bar slut who you'll never see again, but she will see you all the time at work

The positives are few and short-lived. The negatives will haunt you forever. Your call man.

Here is a list of (sad but true) reasons why you shouldn't do it:

-She is obviously insecure, and she will think you like her, become clingy and obsessive
-She works with you, so if you upset her (which you will when she realize you're using her), she will be crazy and dramatic and besmear your good name to your coworkers
-She will start to flirt with you at work, and then the actual hot girls will see and your chance with them
-It's icky
-It will be awkward from that point on
-it's really not very nice to use someone like that. It's different if its some random bar slut who you'll never see again, but she will see you all the time at work

The positives are few and short-lived. The negatives will haunt you for a week at most. Your call man.

Fixed.

Fuck no, why should you?

Unless you're pathetically desperate (are you?) an ugly girl is just not worth it.

And once you've started anything with her, she'll pull you into some complicated thing. Even if it's just a bit of random fuck for you, she'll probably think she's 'going out with you' or something scary.

I hate when that happens. It's always mexico too.

Lol is it?

Like I always say...


RUN!

^^ That gut put it more clearly and profoundly than I could. And yea verily,

RUN!

Shut the fuck up you filthy whore.

Get back to the kitchen.

Shut the fuck up you filthy whore.

Get back to the kitchen.

Calm down, yes?

funny story about pill-head boning a blue whale

That was a good read.

I think there has been a lot of pretty sound advice given here.

One minute she's sucking your dick, then before you know it you're 50 years old and have already spawned 4 or 5 obese, sexually desperate sons who spend all your unemployment and disability benefits on $1 drinks in order to bone obese girls, thereby continuing the horrific cycle.

Don't do it, son. I've seen the future, and it ain't pretty.

It's not like she can get fat now is it! therefore no excuse.

She might get ideas you want more and then you're screwed.

shut up :( i rape da GiRLZ

you make me lol,
mabye.....just mabye if some girls stopped acting like a wild animal on the prowl for some sweet man meat, then they wouldnt be used? eh?

to the op i say go for it,
it would be something like riding a mechanical bull but minus the drunken cowboys
unless you wanted to get real freaky and bring them along with you....

A real totsean cares not for feelings, only the lulz.

Hell yes.