Goddammit, everyone around me always has some kind of love interest and I haven't had a girl that liked me for anything other than the drugs that I purchase for the last 5 years. Last time I dated anyone I was 13 and it was before I even was in high school. I don 't even remember the whole thing, but I did something dickish then she told everyone in our high school how rotten of a guy I am and how they should never trust me. Bitch was pretty popular too, so needless to say, through out high school people brought up how big of a scum bag I was cause of some bitches exaggerations of my actions that occurred before I was 14. So now I'm in college but I have no ladying skills what so ever. I try to talk to girls, but they just straight up disregard me [they don't even acknowledge my presence most the time]. Everyone is getting laid or involved in some kind of serious relationship. All of my friends, even the ones that a year ago a would have swore I was way cooler than, are starting to get mad girls. My buddies that are a couple years older than me are getting hitched and having kids and shit. Should this worry me? It's not just that I never get any action, but the potential that I'm going to wake up alone forever once all the cute girls are claimed. Am I on the fast track to being to being familyless and alone for the next five or six decades? What can I do to amend this situation?

Wow. Thats a dreary thought.

I think you've already got the hard part down. Approaching girls, and not caring about whether or not they ignore you.

Girls can be -very- unreceptive. But it doesn't matter. Dating is a numbers game. If you talk to 10 girls, maybe one or two will show interest. Thats 8 girls that will reject you, and it doesnt matter a lick.

Also, it helps when you're not actively looking for someone to spend the rest of your life with. It just adds to desperation.

Basically, just keep trying, and talking to people. The ones that are cold are girls you wouldn't want anyways. Don't think of it that girls don't want you. Think of it along the lines of these girls arent worth it, and you're just having trouble finding one who is.

Also, it helps when you're not actively looking for someone to spend the rest of your life with. It just adds to desperation.


I'm not directly looking for a life partner, compainionship would be nice, but in the next five years I bet that situation will change. I think all of my friends that are older than like 24 are pretty much married or engaged, not that I have many friends that old, but the ones that are that age are getting married or engaged to the people they dated forever.

I'm not directly looking for a life partner, compainionship would be nice, but in the next five years I bet that situation will change. I think all of my friends that are older than like 24 are pretty much married or engaged, not that I have many friends that old, but the ones that are that age are getting married or engaged to the people they dated forever.

Yeah, I know. I get to thinking that sometimes to. But it happens for everyone in their own way.

Dont worry about it, everyone changes at different stages.
You may feel like you're going to be alone forever but you wont.
Highschool girls are renouned for their bitchyness,dont put too much concern into how shit goes down there. As people get older they mature, they're not so much into what clothes you wear and they honestly wont give a fuck what some horrible slag said about you 5 years ago.

Well, I'm pretty sure I'm going to go buy a dog for companionship and go drive trucks or grow weed or something, cause this college shit sucks ass. I came here with hope of finding direction and getting my shit together, and I'm leaving a semester later on probation, depressed as shit, and in the hole 8 grand...

Goddammit, everyone around me always has some kind of love interest and I haven't had a girl that liked me for anything other than the drugs that I purchase for the last 5 years.

Failed attempt at sounding cool for providing drugs to whores and possibly creating in the reader's mind the possibility that you ever fucked a hot chick because of it.

I don 't even remember the whole thing, but I did something dickish then she told everyone in our high school how rotten of a guy I am and how they should never trust me. Bitch was pretty popular too, so needless to say, through out high school people brought up how big of a scum bag I was cause of some bitches exaggerations of my actions that occurred before I was 14.

Hey look at me, im that whateverish kind of guy who can really be a dick. How cool is that.

So now I'm in college but I have no ladying skills what so ever. I try to talk to girls, but they just straight up disregard me [they don't even acknowledge my presence most the time]. Everyone is getting laid or involved in some kind of serious relationship. All of my friends, even the ones that a year ago a would have swore I was way cooler than, are starting to get mad girls. My buddies that are a couple years older than me are getting hitched and having kids and shit.

Oh yo dude... kids and shit dude, like mad ladies yo. Am i acting like a down syndrom gangster making me kOoL yet?

Should this worry me? It's not just that I never get any action, but the potential that I'm going to wake up alone forever once all the cute girls are claimed. Am I on the fast track to being to being familyless and alone for the next five or six decades? What can I do to amend this situation?

So disregard the stupid story i just made up above, just answer to my stupid thread because i just want to be attention whoring, because the potential that im going to be checking this thread every 5 minutes is huge, and ill probably cry if im not getting answered. What can i do to get more views?

Failed attempt at sounding cool for providing drugs to whores and possibly creating in the reader's mind the possibility that you ever fucked a hot chick because of it.
Hey look at me, im that whateverish kind of guy who can really be a dick. How cool is that.
Oh yo dude... kids and shit dude, like mad ladies yo. Am i acting like a down syndrom gangster making me kOoL yet?
So disregard the stupid story i just made up above, just answer to my stupid thread because i just want to be attention whoring, because the potential that im going to be checking this thread every 5 minutes is huge, and ill probably cry if im not getting answered. What can i do to get more views?

Hey look at me, I for no damn reason at all completely make an ass out of myself with a fucking halfassed analysis to flame some poor fuck who's just feeling lonely, big man!

Hey look at me, I for no damn reason at all completely make an ass out of myself with a fucking halfassed analysis to flame some poor fuck who's just feeling lonely, big man!

Ive seen enough of that shit to know that:

1) He is lieing and overestimating the situation to make himself sound "cooler" or whatever

2) He is extremely insecure about the opinion people will have about him here

3) He just wants to call attention.

Im just making a parody of it, if you dont like it, or worse, is too limited to understand it, then dont comment on it.

No, I've never fucked any hot chicks, although every now and then fat chicks will suck my cock provided they have persuasion. I have no reason to look cool on TOTSE, because in real life I'm more successful that a good 2/3s of you. And if you hang out on TOTSE as long as I have some coolness is instilled in you...

http://photos-a.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v151/250/120/14800258/n14800258_36906688_2053.jpg

There's your answer right there.

Yea... seems you have the image that 2/3 of totse are huge fuckups...

Wrong there kiddo, more like 9/10 are wanna-be fuckups, 1/20 really are and 1/20 dont give a fuck or dont have aspirations to be a fuckup. You are in the 9/10, i'm in the 1/20 that dont aspire to fuck it up.

Shave, haircut, buy some clothes. You look unkempt and like you don't care about yourself in that pic, fix that. Respect yourself and girls will follow.

While I'm at it, get outside, son. That pale looks sickly and weak. Genetics i understand, and gingers tend to be pale but you can improve that a lot.

Y'know, most of all, get some confidence, whatever it takes to get that for you.

Yea... seems you have the image that 2/3 of totse are huge fuckups...


No, try again, I'm pretty successful...

And I'm generally more a pinkish red color, at least on the exposed parts of my body, I have no idea why I was that pasty then. Infact, I don't remember having that picture taken...

BAHAHAHAHA!

No, try again, I'm pretty successful...

And I'm generally more a pinkish red color, at least on the exposed parts of my body, I have no idea why I was that pasty then. Infact, I don't remember having that picture taken...

That's no good either. Get the fuck outside, get some sun. Unless you've got some freaky skin disease there's no reason you should look like you do. Makes a big difference, srsly.

No man, I work out doors, my skin does NOT tan, no matter what. So when I work out in the sun I wear sun protection such as a hat and SPF 50, sure pastiness is gross now, buit skin cancer will be way grosser down the road...

That's unfortunate.

Ok, well do you shave or trim your facial hair within any sort of time frame or schedule, or just let it grow?