About 20 minutes ago I was in my room playing with my jet lighter. I kept lighting random shit on fire, and got the bright idea to light my knob on fire. I pulled my pants down and started jackin' it a bit to get it hard.

I didn't want it to hurt so I sprayed a layer of deodorant on the tip. A bit got into my penis-eye because it started stinging, but I reminded myself of what I had set out to do, and to work through the pain.

I had barely put the flame up to my knob before the vapors of the deodorant had caught fire, which then caught fire to my knob. As soon as I had done this I realized it wasn't the best idea. I had lit my hands and shit on fire plenty of times using deodorant but I didn't stop to think that the skin on my knob is different and more sensitive. After blowing the flame out, and cooling the knob-burn down with water, I noticed a charred mark on my knob which wouldn't come off. Now my once purple knob is a crispy burnt knob.

What do I do totse?

You do it again, and videotape it.

Then get a job at a movie theatre and splice it into family films, a la Fight Club.

Come on guys, I need some serious answers here.

This is the first time ive wanted to see a dick. I need something to lulz at. Does it look anything like one of these? (http://www.rubbermugs.com/graphics/robenglund111.jpg)

1.) Pics
2.) Aloe Vera
3.) Hide in shame
OR Murder/Suicide
OR Huff Raid
4.) ???
5.) Profit

You guys are lame.

Visit your Doctor/Emergency Room. It's the only option.

You guys are lame.


says the guy who lit his cock on fire....

haha get urself to a dr, man!

says the guy who lit his cock on fire....

haha get urself to a dr, man!

http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=41430589&albumID=0&imageID=5830979 (www.lustypuppy.com)

I lol'd at this pic of you.

http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=41430589&albumID=0&imageID=5830979 (http://www.lustypuppy.com)

I lol'd at this pic of you.



considering theyr all MEN I'd say that's not me...

considering theyr all MEN I'd say that's not me...

Copy and paste the actual link numbnuts.

Copy and paste the actual link numbnuts.


what?
n why r u calling me numbnuts.. hav u NOT figured out yet that i am in fact, a GIRL and therefore the 'nuts' are absent?

what?
n why r u calling me numbnuts.. hav u NOT figured out yet that i am in fact, a GIRL and therefore the 'nuts' are absent?

Holy fuck, are you really that stupid?

Instead of clicking the link I posted, copy it, and paste it into your address bar. Fuck.

www.myspace.com/23441313 (www.malepornvids.com/fozzi_post/gallery_site_08_1/gallery_10/22.htm)

Enough.