Well, its almost thnxgiving break. And that means I get to come home from college. In doing so, my gf says taht before we do anything, I have to meet her dad. But he sounds like a tough guy.... what should I do/say... how should I act... how do I shake hands (if I shuld at all)....help is appreciated :)

Just be polite and don't say anything about how hot his daughter is. She's 'beautiful,' not 'hot.' Remember that and you'll be fine.

Strong handshake, look him in the eyes, speak confidently, smile and act like your happy to be there. Try to only talk when spoken too unless you have something to say you know will go over well. The more you talk the better chance to say something retarded.

Remember that your trying to sell yourself here, you'll be fine as long as you act the exact opposite of our average &t member ;)

Don't call her beautiful, call her smart.

Oh, and bring boxing gloves.

Hey mister I really like your daughter
I'd like to eat her like ice cream,
Maybe dip her in chocolate

Hey mister on your way to work,
In your Volvo, suit and tie
We'll be crawling in your bed soon,
Messing around, maybe getting high.

Its not what you did, its not what you didn't
God gave her the perfect body now I'm all up in it

Its not she's a tramp, its not she's not pure
she just likes getting her fuck on and its a good one of that I'm sure

Hey mister I really like your daughter
when I'm horny like thirsty she's a bottle of water
hey mister, how'd it get so bad
you raised her so well now she's calling me daddy
in the back seat naked of her new Volkswagen
the perfect little gift for high school graduation
Its not what you did, its not what you didn't
God gave her the perfect body now I'm all up in it

Its not she's a tramp, its not she's not pure
she just likes getting her fuck on and its a good one of that I'm sure

Na na na na na...
na na na na na...
na na na na na
hahahahahaha

I eat all the food in your fridge
Call my friends around the world
Rack up your long distance too
Do breakstands neutral drops
Wreck all your cars
Drink all the booze in your cheezy ass wet bar
Order stuff on your credit cards
Leave boogers in the skippy jar
Smoke your cigars
Answer the phone tell your boss you moved to mars
When you call home late from work tell your wife
You're at the titty bars

It's not what ya did, It's not what ya didn't
God gave her the perfect body now I'm all up in it
It's not she's a tramp, its not she's not pure
she just likes getting her fuck on and its a good one of that I'm sure

I can't lie I have to tell the truth
Man to man mister it's a total spoof
Your daughter's a freak
Your daughter's a pro
When I'm done with her
She'll do one of your bros

I hope I'll never have a daughter
I hope I'll never have a daughter
I hope I'll never have a daughter
I hope I'll never have a daughter

Whatever you do, don't say "I have licked your daughter's nipples."

Ask what his wife looks/looked like, because you "want to see just exactly what you're getting yourself into, sagging wise."

Tell him that she is the only girl...no...woman that you respect enough to let her... :p

haha.

You need to plan it so that he catches you watching porn and masturating on his couch at 3am. Massive lulz will ensue.

lol thx

Meeting your girl's dad is the worst part of the relationship...ugh.

Because you're obviously going to bang her in his own house.

lol


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