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 #1 
Old 2007-11-11, 10:59
MrLiamSir MrLiamSir is offline
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Default The Friend Zone...

Goddamn it I hate the friend zone. What the hell should I do to get out of it? Is there any way at all?
 #2 
Old 2007-11-11, 11:05
Bean_Doodle Bean_Doodle is offline
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Default Re: The Friend Zone...

Short answer, NO.

You are wasting your time.
 #3 
Old 2007-11-11, 11:09
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D!cks are for my friends
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Sorry bro, your stuck there unless you think of something clever to get outta there.
 #4 
Old 2007-11-11, 11:17
MrLiamSir MrLiamSir is offline
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Fucking hell. I gotta stop being so nice.
 #5 
Old 2007-11-11, 11:40
Misfit Misfit is offline
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Yeah man, it's a issue all men have to deal with from one time to another. But put it this way, if she's your friend, then obviously she doesn't think you're the worst guy in the world. So take advantage of that, and here is a few tips on how to do so:

www.thehookup.com/justfriends/wtf.php (www.lustypuppy.com)
 #6 
Old 2007-11-11, 12:28
Dack9 Dack9 is offline
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There is no friend zone.

Tell her how you feel. How you feel she has sorted you into an imaginary "do not touch" box.

Almost every "best friend" I have ever had has been female.

I have "shacked up" with every one of my female "best friends".

If you think you don't have a chance, then you surely don't. Never give up hope.
 #7 
Old 2007-11-11, 13:04
MrLiamSir MrLiamSir is offline
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Default Re: The Friend Zone...

Quote:
Originally Posted by Dack9
There is no friend zone.

Tell her how you feel. How you feel she has sorted you into an imaginary "do not touch" box.

Almost every "best friend" I have ever had has been female.

I have "shacked up" with every one of my female "best friends".

If you think you don't have a chance, then you surely don't. Never give up hope.


Ha! I told her how I feel and now things are weird. Really awkward and shit. Damned if I do, damned if I don't...
 #8 
Old 2007-11-11, 14:31
Orange_Crusader Orange_Crusader is offline
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Default Re: The Friend Zone...

Why yes, there is a way out of the friend zone with her: Give up, move on.
 #9 
Old 2007-11-11, 16:35
SmackNixon SmackNixon is offline
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That you're in the "friend zone" means that she wants to fuck guys who don't care about her and still have you to dump all her emotional bullshit on. Sure, if you stick around long enough you might get a taste of the leftovers, but who wants that? It's a parasitic situation that may go on for years if you let it. She'll fuck assholes, get her feelings hurt when they treat her like shit, and then she'll come back to you and cry about it.

Get the bitch out of your life is my suggestion.
 #10 
Old 2007-11-11, 17:01
nAt_747 nAt_747 is offline
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fuck. The friend zone is pretty much the shittest place to be..

cause if they hated you, they wouldnt talk to you, so your feelings would eventually die. but with the Friend Zone you have constant contact with him ...which is practically suicide.



facts.
 #11 
Old 2007-11-11, 19:07
shill shill is offline
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Misfit
Yeah man, it's a issue all men have to deal with from one time to another. But put it this way, if she's your friend, then obviously she doesn't think you're the worst guy in the world. So take advantage of that, and here is a few tips on how to do so:

www.thehookup.com/justfriends/wtf.php (www.lustypuppy.com)


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 #12 
Old 2007-11-11, 19:10
moonmeister moonmeister is offline
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Up her pooper in the dark, from behind. If she can't see you. She can pretend that it 'never happened'.
 #13 
Old 2007-11-11, 23:36
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DONT WORRY ABOUT IT.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Dack9
There is no friend zone.

Tell her how you feel. How you feel she has sorted you into an imaginary "do not touch" box.

Almost every "best friend" I have ever had has been female.

I have "shacked up" with every one of my female "best friends".

If you think you don't have a chance, then you surely don't. Never give up hope.


I 2nd that, every girl that ive talked to,that i put my time and effort into, i've had like that extra "status"...even
though i never pushed onward fully with all of them. I just dont drop myself in with a girl to be in the friends stage, its either all or nothing type deal. Just do the work, and she might call you guys together "Just friends" but then when it comes down to it she'll give it up to you.

"But put it this way, if she's your friend, then obviously she doesn't think you're the worst guy in the world. So take advantage of that"

Also think along with that shit too, I myself honestly believe that there is not a friends zone unless YOU CHOOSE MAKE ONE!!! Simple as that.
 #14 
Old 2007-11-12, 01:22
yoshimipirate yoshimipirate is offline
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Default Re: The Friend Zone...

For those who believe that there is no way out of the friend zone: False.

It depends how badly you want the girl. It takes a lot of time and it's not very hard, but it couldn't possibly be worth it.

But, here it is... get even closer to her as a friend. Closer. Closer. Closer.

And as she becomes reliant on you... disappear! Imagine she's someone you despise and when she talks to you treat her as such. This has to last at least half a year. Ignore her phone calls, don't make an effort to talk to her, etc. She'll forget that you were her friend, she'll go through some sort of withdrawal and miss you and remember the good times and whatever. This is all if you're good friends. If you're just friends, then she'll forget about you in a week. But the key is to partially devastate them emotionally, which, as we all know, is very attractive to women. Six months later, change your appearance a little, call her to hang out... she'll be all nervous and probably try to look nice and you have to look nice and tell her she looks nice. That first sentence will be key. Make sure she knows you're noticing her sexiness.

You're no longer in the friend zone because you aren't friends. And you've hurt her emotionally, which makes you a perfect potential boyfriend, and you're complementing her appearance, which makes her want to fuck. The end.
 #15 
Old 2007-11-12, 13:43
MrLiamSir MrLiamSir is offline
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Quote:
Originally Posted by yoshimipirate
For those who believe that there is no way out of the friend zone: False.

It depends how badly you want the girl. It takes a lot of time and it's not very hard, but it couldn't possibly be worth it.

But, here it is... get even closer to her as a friend. Closer. Closer. Closer.

And as she becomes reliant on you... disappear! Imagine she's someone you despise and when she talks to you treat her as such. This has to last at least half a year. Ignore her phone calls, don't make an effort to talk to her, etc. She'll forget that you were her friend, she'll go through some sort of withdrawal and miss you and remember the good times and whatever. This is all if you're good friends. If you're just friends, then she'll forget about you in a week. But the key is to partially devastate them emotionally, which, as we all know, is very attractive to women. Six months later, change your appearance a little, call her to hang out... she'll be all nervous and probably try to look nice and you have to look nice and tell her she looks nice. That first sentence will be key. Make sure she knows you're noticing her sexiness.

You're no longer in the friend zone because you aren't friends. And you've hurt her emotionally, which makes you a perfect potential boyfriend, and you're complementing her appearance, which makes her want to fuck. The end.


Yeah...I'm not too keen on the whole 'emotionally devasting' thing...
 #16 
Old 2007-11-13, 04:37
shill shill is offline
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Default Re: The Friend Zone...

Quote:
Originally Posted by yoshimipirate
For those who believe that there is no way out of the friend zone: False.

It depends how badly you want the girl. It takes a lot of time and it's not very hard, but it couldn't possibly be worth it.

But, here it is... get even closer to her as a friend. Closer. Closer. Closer.

And as she becomes reliant on you... disappear! Imagine she's someone you despise and when she talks to you treat her as such. This has to last at least half a year. Ignore her phone calls, don't make an effort to talk to her, etc. She'll forget that you were her friend, she'll go through some sort of withdrawal and miss you and remember the good times and whatever. This is all if you're good friends. If you're just friends, then she'll forget about you in a week. But the key is to partially devastate them emotionally, which, as we all know, is very attractive to women. Six months later, change your appearance a little, call her to hang out... she'll be all nervous and probably try to look nice and you have to look nice and tell her she looks nice. That first sentence will be key. Make sure she knows you're noticing her sexiness.

You're no longer in the friend zone because you aren't friends. And you've hurt her emotionally, which makes you a perfect potential boyfriend, and you're complementing her appearance, which makes her want to fuck. The end.


You sound like Frank T.J. Mackey.
 #17 
Old 2007-11-13, 13:24
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DONT WORRY ABOUT IT.
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Or you can just automatically do shit like that from the start, not making yourself readily available 24/7 and such and, guys need to learn to do it right from the beginning.

If you can just get into their emotions in whatever approach(good way that is), you'll pretty much be set from there out. They have to listen to them...
 #18 
Old 2007-11-13, 14:19
nincumpoop nincumpoop is offline
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I'm always in the friend zone, but hey it means that you have lots of friends.
 
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