One of my fuck buddies came over tonight, and we got down to the usual making out naked thing, then I fucked her and busted a nut in her eye. Not really, but I did bust both nuts, and I didnt take my time either. I asked if I could fist her, and she was like "sure, anything for you". She would basically do anything I asked...I could tell her that I am gonna take a dump on her face, and she would end up letting me because she is fascinated with me.

So, I get some lube out, and start goin at it. I started with two fingers, then three about 10 seconds after the first two. I played around with her a bit, then I added the fourth finger, so basically I have my four fingers inside her, almost up to the main knuckle joints. I could NOT get anything else in there! I was fuckin pushin and I was getting pissed off cause I wanted to fist this fuckin whore. I pulled out my fingers, squirted like half a bottle over my hand and over her pussy, and I tried again. Same thing! Couldnt even get up to my knuckles of my four fingers. It was real tight I could barely more my fingers in there. I tried really hard, but nothing.

I took my fingers out and just played with her until she came, and I took her home. She just called me and asked me "what the fuck did you do to my crotch??" I said what do you mean? She exclaimed, "my crotch feels like its on fire and I went to the bathroom and im bleeding". I was like oh shit...here we go shes gonna ask her mom, then her mom is gonna have me arrested. Anyways, that was my night. Hopefully one day I will find a whore that can take my entire fist like the slut that she will be.

...gonna take a dump on her face, and she would end up letting me because she is fascinated with me...I was getting pissed off cause I wanted to fist this fuckin whore...Hopefully one day I will find a whore that can take my entire fist like the slut that she will be.

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/troll ?

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That made me lawl!


/troll ?

No, no troll here sorry to disappoint you.

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I lol'd.

Magna cum Laude?

The way it's written is sort of troll-ish.

Either way... lube or no lube, some orifices are just too tight for some objects to be inserted. You couldn't fit a dinner plate down your throat just because you lubed it up.

Although it would be entertaining to see someone try.

Ask her to ask her ma to let you fist her withered old clam. It's prob stretched enough to fit you man.

Magna cum Laude?

With great praise.. or something along those lines.

I should've taken Spanish.

With great praise.. or something along those lines.

I should've taken Spanish.


lol5char

/troll ?

oh jesus christ i hope so.

She said,basically "sure you can put your entire hand in my vagina!"
She fucking knew what that would entail so she's got no fucking right to bitch about it now, Stupid fucking whore.

You should have let her fist you!

Smaller fist/bigger 'hole.

It pisses me off when regulars, and even mods, still cant spot trolls.

Why?
What do you want me to do about it?

I mean, I can start closing threads and perma-banning people left right and centre if that's what you'd love.

No I'm sure S&A would respond really well to that sort of treatment, it wouldnt put good regulars off and scare people away would it?
And it wouldnt spark yet even more yoyobek hate threads at all/

Why?
What do you want me to do about it?

I mean, I can start closing threads and perma-banning people left right and centre if that's what you'd love.

No I'm sure S&A would respond really well to that sort of treatment, it wouldnt put good regulars off and scare people away would it?
And it wouldnt spark yet even more yoyobek hate threads at all/

It doesn't require any action on your part. You dont need to ban/close anything. I just wonder why time and again, people cant see a troll thread no matter how long they've been here.

And why are 8 guys out of 10 thinking that their women have cum when they haven't? No matter how many times they've 'been there'?

It doesn't require any action on your part. You dont need to ban/close anything. I just wonder why time and again, people cant see a troll thread no matter how long they've been here.

It's scary though, there are times when a troll turns out to be a real person who's actually serious. It's very frightening.
Benefit of the doubt, and all that

With great praise.. or something along those lines.

I should've taken Spanish.

That would be brilliant, unfortunately, Magna Cum Laude is Latin. It means 'With Honours'

And why are 8 guys out of 10 thinking that their women have cum when they haven't?

I hate that shit! My (ex?)boyfriend and I have actually gotten into arguments about whether or not I came. He seems to think that if I get wet, it means I came, and nothing will convince him otherwise.

I hate that shit! My (ex?)boyfriend and I have actually gotten into arguments about whether or not I came. He seems to think that if I get wet, it means I came, and nothing will convince him otherwise.

Well...y'know the fragile male ego. Thus: why girlz lie about it.

"You came!"

"No. I didn't!"

"Yes! You did!"

I hate that shit! My (ex?)boyfriend and I have actually gotten into arguments about whether or not I came. He seems to think that if I get wet, it means I came, and nothing will convince him otherwise.

Epic fail.

wow.

Well...y'know the fragile male ego. Thus: why girlz lie about it.

"You came!"

"No. I didn't!"

"Yes! You did!"

That's pretty much what our conversations consist of. :(

"In addition, men often didn’t know if their female partner had had an orgasm. England compared men and women’s reports of the woman’s orgasm in heterosexual hookups. The women themselves reported an orgasm 25 percent of the time, while the men thought their partners orgasmed 60 percent of the time."

http://daily.stanford.edu/article/2007/11/6/bedroomInequality

That would be brilliant, unfortunately, Magna Cum Laude is Latin. It means 'With Honours'

Actually, directly translated it does mean 'with great praise'. The figurative translation is 'with great honours'.

Double fail.

"When male and female college students hook up, she found, 44 percent of men orgasm — compared to only 19 percent of their female partners."

What the fuck?

What the fuck?

Guys fake it too?

Guys fake it too?

almost 60% of the time?!

almost 60% of the time?!

College girls are horrible lays :\

Hopefully one day I will find a whore that can take my entire fist like the slut that she will be.

hahaha You should be a fiction writer man !! That was funny as shit and most probably not true.

College girls are horrible lays :\

Its hard to finish when you are that drunk, it's way easier to fake it.

If I could actually fit my fist in someone's vagina I wouldn't want to have sex with them.

Troll or not, it's not something we've seen here in a while. Or at least, not something I really remember a thread dedicated to.

First girl I dated/fucked, I got four fingers and she was fine. Kind of loose in all... Said she was a virgin, that she broke her hymen with a hairbrush, but I think it was 'cuz she rode horses.

She graduated high school last spring (i think) and now she manages a barn and teaches riding levels.

I've always wanted to fist wife, and I've tied it in the past.. but it's just not possible. She's too tight. She probably has a better chance of fisting me, as the ass is much stretchier.

/sigh

That would be brilliant, unfortunately, Magna Cum Laude is Latin. It means 'With Honours'

I believe it was a joke.

Because the phrase is so obviously latin.

I don't know, maybe I'm giving the guy too much credit, but it really did seem like he was making a joke and it just went over your head.

It used to be much more difficult for me to cum than my girlfriend while I was on prozac. It's easy for me to tell when she cums, she squirts quite a bit:p. Either that or she goes into an almost uncontrollable seizure and stays that way for a few minutes after I stop:).

It used to be much more difficult for me to cum than my girlfriend while I was on prozac. It's easy for me to tell when she cums, she squirts quite a bit:p. Either that or she goes into an almost uncontrollable seizure and stays that way for a few minutes after I stop:).

Sounds like you have quite the actress there.

Sounds like you have quite the actress there.


I'd have to agree.

Does anyone here realize that the average vagina, without stretching will NEVER come close to fitting a hand? Kinda common sense, if it's tight with a few fingers it's a safe bet your flabby knuckles don't have a chance.

And i'll go ahead and +1 soro_one's post. O_o

Ok, first things first. AGAIN, this is complete truth. I have had a want...not a fascination, but a urge to fist women. It makes me feel like they are dirty whores and I like it. Everything I said is completely true in my OP.

Second, I understand not all women can handle a fist up their cunt. I knew this before trying it out, and I knew this when I started getting into fisting. I just wanted to see how far I could get my hand up in her, and like I said it was only my four fingers. I got excited though, and I figured I would get it up there no matter what, but she couldnt take the pain so I stopped.

It is weird though...I will never fist an actual girlfriend/fiance/wife that I care about...only the women that I fuck on a regular or not so regular basis. I guess its because like I said when I do fist, it makes me feel like I am degrading them.

About the orgasming thing...its obvious that more men orgasm when having sex then women, especially in college. When I fuck nasty sluts that are in college, do you think I give a shit if she orgasms? Not really. If the girl is really nice I will make her go, but if she isnt anything special, I just go then get off of her.