so... its been about 3 months since my ex and I broke up. and I'm still hurtin from it, I know pathetic right?
well the only reason I haven't gotten over him is cuz I FUCKIN HATE BEING SINGLE! Like, I got out of the relationship thinking I was tired of being tied down and just wanted to have some fun with different guys, and now I'm here, and it's just all bullshit.
I've hooked up with 4 1/2 guys (the 1/2 guy i didnt fuck) since my ex, and I think that's gonna be it. I am sick and tired of having all these false hopes that maybe some guy will rescue me from the shitholl iv dug myself in. each hook up turns into a huge failure. last hook up was my best guy friend, whic i had been sleeping with for like 3 weeks and he was just mentally abusing me and it just got out of control.
I just hate partying these days. Like I used to be the girl that was like, the life of the party one could say basically. Like I fuckin had FUN when i was partying. and now.. like i went to a party last night, and I was just depressed most of the time and not living in the moment at all and just about how nice it would b to b in a relationship and not have to search for a guy that could have potential
this has happened every time iv partyed that last few weeks. it's like... i love being drunk, but it just makes me deppressed these days cuz I realise how incredibly lonely i am.
so, how do you guys deal when you get lonely? besides masturbate lol
like lonely as in when its more then just a sexual need

Guys don't want to go out with bitches infected with STD's.

qfmft

Exactly.

"How pretentious it is to sit down and write when you have not stood up and lived"

"In order to lead, you must learn to follow"

etc.

Still not getting the idea?

"To have respect for a girl, she must be worthy of _______."

Fill in the blank, there are no wrong answers.

Become a Scout Master or coach a boy's hockey team. A ready made harem for a horny dude...if'n he's not too particular.

j/k

"To have respect for a girl, she must be worth of lead"

?????

?????


"To have respect for a girl, she must be worthy of respect."


?????

?????

i was kinda just joking around because he seemed to arbitrarily bold words

edit that sounds really gay posting wile drunk aint too smart

?????

?????

...there are no wrong answers.

Everyone's a winner...

I don't have any fuckin STDs
jesus fuck is the only thing that people do on this site is criticize girls for hooking up with more guys then they'd like
I'm an intelligent girl and I always use fuckin condums. Or else no go. I also use birth control for extra protection. Seriously guys, gimme some straight answers and stop just saying this bullshit.
if you're saying that shit cuz of my sn, I made that cuz I thought it was funny. then people cant stop giving me shit and Now i cant change it cuz I cant get a new account. so lay off

I'm an intelligent girl and I always use fuckin condums.

Zing!

I don't have any fuckin STDs
jesus fuck is the only thing that people do on this site is criticize girls for hooking up with more guys then they'd like
I'm an intelligent girl and I always use fuckin condums. Or else no go. I also use birth control for extra protection. Seriously guys, gimme some straight answers and stop just saying this bullshit.
if you're saying that shit cuz of my sn, I made that cuz I thought it was funny. then people cant stop giving me shit and Now i cant change it cuz I cant get a new account. so lay off

EDIT: Damn it Misfit, you beat me to it. :p

you guys are really lame
sorry I thought that I could actually get some straight up advice on this site
turns out its just a place to call girls dumb sluts
no wonder its a sausage fest here

I gave you quite the straight, honest, and helpful answer totsewhore, what about my post was difficult to understand? Or did you not see how that relates to human relationships and how others view you?

obviously not.

sorry Byss, I should have thanked you for giving some good advice. I was just distracted by people calling me a dumb slut. anywho, yes these are the kind of quotes I read every day, and they are very inspirational. I actually look up inspirational quotes whenever I have free time. I guess I gotta try to start livin by them now

Stop being such a whore and maybe guys will start taking you seriously, rather than just an easy fuck.

sorry Byss, I should have thanked you for giving some good advice. I was just distracted by people calling me a dumb slut. anywho, yes these are the kind of quotes I read every day, and they are very inspirational. I actually look up inspirational quotes whenever I have free time. I guess I gotta try to start livin by them now

and stop getting wasted. THATS your problem. try coke or meth or even weed. MUCH more fun.

You need to see the meaning of these quotes.

Respect is never given, respect is earned. What have you done to earn respect? Absolutely no one on Totse could seriously say that respect is unimportant in a healthy relationship, be it romantic, familial, employment, etc.

Well, I don't know, I try really hard to help my friends as much as possible. It's quite possible that I will become a psychologist some day because it basically is my favorite thing to do to try and help people. That's how I earn my respect from my friends.
I guess I could do more though.

1. Go to college.
2. Hang out at the school of engineering.
3. Find the smartest yet most insecure nerd you can find there.
4. Marry him.
5. ????
6. Profit!

Stop being such a whore and maybe guys will start taking you seriously, rather than just an easy fuck.

by stating that I hope that means that you consciously don't have randum hookups because you look down on them in general. If that's the case then yes, well I actually have been thinking about it a lot and the next time I end up in a bed with a guy it's gonna be meaningful. Though that makes me feel more desperate because hookups are easy, but when it comes to wanting something out of it you gotta play your cards right. So this may take a while.
cheers to celebacy

by stating that I hope that means that you consciously don't have randum hookups because you look down on them in general. If that's the case then yes, well I actually have been thinking about it a lot and the next time I end up in a bed with a guy it's gonna be meaningful. Though that makes me feel more desperate because hookups are easy, but when it comes to wanting something out of it you gotta play your cards right. So this may take a while.
cheers to celebacy

I don't have hookups, period. Not by choice either. But you can't expect to find a decent guy, or any guy at all, if they know they can get you into bed so easily.

You guys, at least she uses condums, leave her alone.

Well, I don't know, I try really hard to help my friends as much as possible. It's quite possible that I will become a psychologist some day because it basically is my favorite thing to do to try and help people. That's how I earn my respect from my friends.
I guess I could do more though.

I'm guessing he means that basically people aren't going to respect you if they view you as an easy lay, and think that them, their mother, or their dog could hook up with you whenever they felt like it. If that's how people see you/what your reputation is mainly based on, then that's what people are going to come to you for.
It's just the matter of finding someone who doesn't have any pre-conceived ideas about you, and who is willing to get to know you better.

It's just the matter of finding someone who doesn't have any pre-conceived ideas about you, and who is willing to get to know you better.

So basically, you're going to have to relocate.

lulz @ everyone.

I'm so much smarter than all of you,

Maybe like, if you sounded like, as intelligent as you claimed to be, like...more guys would like respect you.

It sounds like you're looking at your circle of friends for guys. And if your best guy friend 'mentally abused you', then I'd say your male friends suck and you need to look elsewhere.

It's easy to find good guys. Try meeting people.

Hey....maybe if you slept with more guys that would solve all your emotional problems?

I've hooked up with 4 1/2 guys (the 1/2 guy i didnt fuck) since my ex


Fuck you.
Seriously.


You broke up with your boyfriend 3 months ago and in that time you've had sex with 4(and a half(stupid))people in that time period.
And now you're on totse bitching about how you hate being single?
Maybe I'm pissed off since the last relationship I was in was a year ago and I haven't had ANY action since then. BUT SERIOUSLY!!

you come on totse, expecting guys to be like, what? sorry for you, want to help you get that guy you've been looking for, or do you just want some attention cause you couldn't get laid this weekend.

fuck you.

seriously.


anyways, in relation to your question about dealing with being lonely, thats just what you do. Deal with it.
It sucks, you feel bad, you want someone to fill that empty void but you can't. You just have to realize that nothing's going to change unless you do.

you come on totse, expecting guys to be like, what? sorry for you, want to help you get that guy you've been looking for, or do you just want some attention cause you couldn't get laid this weekend.

It's called trolling/attention-whoring.

I thought that Totse as a whole would be more adept at realizing such obvious ploys.

It sucks, you feel bad, you want someone to fill that empty void but you can't

She's doing a very good job at getting her void filled.

Your probably really boring to guys and only just a fuck. You put out really fast leaving little to be desired. Being the life of the party doesnt mean your interesting, it just means your an attention whore. You probably have a lot of guy friends but they all just want to fuck you.

hey guys
alright, so i dont know what to say, I'm sorry? what shit i dont fucking know

attention whore? I don't know. I could be subconsciously, I just don't know. I guess people that are manically deppressed and can't get thereselves to talk much because theyr so afraid of being shot down are always attention whores when it comes to the interent. because the internet is somewhre that people don't have to always judge you and if they do well, atleast it doesnt hurt as bad as talking to your friends about thsi shit and having them judge you.

Yeah, I've had a rough time since my ex and I broke up, and I solved it through alcohol and being an easy lay.

But right now, I'm looking for sincere help. I don't want to be an easy lay, but I can't help feeling so lonely to the point where all I want to do is take my car and run myself into a poll so I can get away for a while, maybe get in a coma or something. Maybe die, who knows. I don't really care. I just can't stop hurting and I'm asking for some help.

I've tried talking to my girl friends but I still feel so empty. The only way I feel better is through sex. and then it just makes everything worse after. Sex for girls is different guys, it's not so much a sexual need but an emotional need. I use to be a slut in the way that I would fuck any guy cuz I was bored. Now the only desire I have is emotional. Cuddling with a guy is completly equal to me when it comes to sex. Actually, I would pick cuddling over sex. The one time I did pick it and make it clear to my best guy friend that I ddidnt want anything, he raped me.

So please, can I get some real advice

How old are you?

If you're a teenager, especially a younger one, then all you have to do is wait, as this will soon pass.

If you're older, then seek professional help.

I'm 17 years old. I have looked into mental institutions but I keep thinking it will pass so I never commit

what advise can we give you.
you're lonely, you've expressed that numerous times.
and you need help with it, but no-one here on totse can help you.
you don't need the physical intimacy of sex, you just want someone to be there for/with you.
we all want that, it's in our nature as human beings.

so you can't find intimacy now.
you will at some point, I mean you're not joining a convent anytime soon.

someone will come along for you, and you'll be happy.
you're just feeling bad.

I hate when ladies get all weepy.

I'm 17 years old. I have looked into mental institutions but I keep thinking it will pass so I never commit

You don't necessarily have to go that far. But it just seems like you're having more than just "sex & affection" issues here.

Maybe you should consider the possibility that you have a sex addiction. Either that or you're just really insecure.

Look into fixing those things first, as they are the most prevelant.

And most of S&A aren't really qualified to fix problems like that, especially not via an internet forum.

And also, coming to a forum where the vast majority of it's users barely get laid at all, and complaining about the fact that you've only gotten laid something like 5 times in the past few months is not the best way to garner any sympathy.

You don't necessarily have to go that far. But it just seems like you're having more than just "sex & affection" issues here.

Maybe you should consider the possibility that you have a sex addiction. Either that or you're just really insecure.

Look into fixing those things first, as they are the most prevelant.

And most of S&A aren't really qualified to fix problems like that, especially not via an internet forum.

And also, coming to a forum where the vast majority of it's users barely get laid at all, and complaining about the fact that you've only gotten laid something like 5 times in the past few months is not the best way to garner any sympathy.

I've been told many times that I'm a nymphomaniac to the point that I need help. And I've been meaning to go to some group about it but just haven't yet. I'm insecure out of my mind thus the nymphomania for seeking male approval or something. I'm not really sure. Affection is the only way I find security, even if it's for a few minutes
Yeah, you're right I guess it would be better to go on some other forum about these things. Sorry guys for the trouble

maybe you have asbergers??

go back to learning how to spell properly school!

i cant take you seriously
its no sausage fest here either
can i say that its not only guys that think your being a stupid slut?
guys wont take interest in you until you take interest in them...genuine interest
not random fuck hook up bullshit
dont be lazy
you only get out what you put in
so stop standing there and whining and rolling in self pity

go back to learning how to spell properly school!

I guess grammar isn't anywhere near as important?

I guess grammar isn't anywhere near as important?

hahahah
owned

hahahah
owned

you're missing the point....

I guess grammar isn't anywhere near as important?

Grammar is of upmost importance, please forgive me

you're missing the point....

My point was to point out the hypocrisy of the other poster who was criticizing someone on their spelling when his/her grammar wasn't quite up to par.

hahahah
owned

hypocrite idiot stupid
at least i can spell therefore one step ahead of you

stop embarassing my gender

I'm 17 years old. I have looked into mental institutions but I keep thinking it will pass so I never commit

Ive seen your pic, you arent 17.

you're missing the point....

look sorry, but i can't take you seriously either. I'm an insecure little whiny bitch but I'm not stupid. And frankly, I don't give a shit if I make a spelling error ON THE INTERNET. that's slightly besides the point.

hypocrite idiot stupid
at least i can spell therefore one step ahead of you

stop embarassing my gender

embarrassing*

And please stop criticizing her spelling unless you're willing to type everything out properly yourself.

Ive seen your pic, you arent 17.

yeah, I am. I've always looked older for my age. People mistook me for a college student when I was 14.

Ive seen your pic, you arent 17.

What? Where is this pic?

My point was to point out the hypocrisy of the other poster who was criticizing someone on their spelling when his/her grammar wasn't quite up to par.

you got your point across.

totse whore on the other hand doesn't seem to realize that talk of offing herself on totse is going to garner affection.

she's a seventeen year old GIRL not WOMAN who's depressed 'cause her latest boyfriend broke up with her.

then when someone makes a good point about her problems, instead of reacting to that and dealing with it, she instead decides to "lol" at your quaint little post.

GOD-DAMN.

look sorry, but i can't take you seriously either. I'm an insecure little whiny bitch but I'm not stupid. And frankly, I don't give a shit if I make a spelling error ON THE INTERNET. that's slightly besides the point.

listen, if you instead thought of yourself as the problem and not everyone else's views something might change and you'll be helped right now you're floundering in a pool of your own excuses.

What? Where is this pic?

<a href="http://allyoucanupload.webshots.com/v/2004839189985703862"><img border="0" src="http://aycu39.webshots.com/image/31278/2004839189985703862_rs.jpg" alt="Free Image Hosting at allyoucanupload.com"/></a>

Alright, I thought you were merely referencing my post.

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lol whut?


Alright, I thought you were merely referencing my post.

no. no I wasn't.

http://aycu39.webshots.com/image/31278/2004839189985703862_rs.jpg

Hmm, you do kinda look older.

i take back the spelling thing
i be a hypocrite

but i dont understand why she expects sympathy
being alone is a fact of life and it is the trully pathetic people that cant deal with it

i dont give you any pity
i say pick yourself up and do something about it
dont complain it doesnt get you anywhere

Hmm, you do kinda look older.

why would I lie?

I'm not looking for pity, I'm looking for some genuine advice. Yeah, I know I'm pathetic that I can't deal with my own problems. Atleast I have the balls to ask for some help.

i say pick yourself up and do something about it
dont complain it doesnt get you anywhere

Yeah, I pretty much agree with you on that.

why would I lie?

I'm not saying that you're lying. I'm just agreeing that you look older.

I'm not looking for pity, I'm looking for some genuine advice. Yeah, I know I'm pathetic that I can't deal with my own problems. Atleast I have the balls to ask for some help.

Basically though, the only advice you're going to get is to suck it up and deal with it.

There's not much else you can be advised to do about any of this.

Basically though, the only advice you're going to get is to suck it up and deal with it.

There's not much else you can be advised to do about any of this.

i wonder, will she listen when YOU say it?

I'm not looking for pity, I'm looking for some genuine advice. Yeah, I know I'm pathetic that I can't deal with my own problems. Atleast I have the balls to ask for some help.

be content with being single?
if you wanted a relationship you could go and get one
stop hating being single
or
stop being single

i wonder, will she listen when YOU say it?

i reckon...how many people have been saying that the whole time?

i wonder, will she listen when YOU say it?

Who knows? Hopefully...

i wonder, will she listen when YOU say it?

umm sorry but I don't listen to people that ask if I have assbergers
maybe that's just me but...

hey you're the one self diagnosing with nymphomania.
the least I could do is give you another cool disease to make excuses for...

and yes, I am listening to you guys. And thankyou for trying to help, though doing nothing about it and just going on with life doesn't really do the trick at the moment... though tahnkyou
I

here here
you sir
are a genius
please heal me too

Nobody wants to date a slut.

dude, I'm not saying I have some disease. I'm saying that sex is destroying my life and I want help so that I can have the strength to not put myself in that position.

here here
you sir
are a genius
please heal me too

anytime babe.


Nobody wants to date a slut.

wow, took you long enough to get here.

You're obviously an attractive girl, you wouldn't have any trouble getting a decent boyfriend if you didn't fuck everything on 2 legs.

dude, I'm not saying I have some disease. I'm saying that sex is destroying my life and I want help so that I can have the strength to not put myself in that position.

theres this like
voice in like the back of your like head and it usually tells you whether like whatever it is that you're doing is like a good idea or not like you like get like what i mean? like common sense like?

well most people have that anyway
at least the ones that i know have a lump of meat in between their ears


but...i cannot tell whether you do

thankyou. I've been trying. Actually most people don't know I have an active sex life, since I keep my school life and party life seperate. I actually made a promise to myself last night that I would stay celebate until the right guy came along for now on. so i'l see you it goes. but it doesnt really solve anything right now. im so impatient fucckk

theres this like
voice in like the back of your like head and it usually tells you whether like whatever it is that you're doing is like a good idea or not like you like get like what i mean? like common sense like?


QFT.


really, I mean REAAALLLYY.
it's not like you're going to shrivel up into a dry husk without fresh MAN-MILK(TM) brand man milk.

thankyou. I've been trying. Actually most people don't know I have an active sex life, since I keep my school life and party life seperate. I actually made a promise to myself last night that I would stay celebate until the right guy came along for now on. so i'l see you it goes. but it doesnt really solve anything right now. im so impatient fucckk

I know someone exactly like you. They wonder why they can't get a boyfriend even though they can get a lot of good looking guys. Yeh, the only way is to not fuck anyone for a while. Show them you're worth getting to know.

theres this like
voice in like the back of your like head and it usually tells you whether like whatever it is that you're doing is like a good idea or not like you like get like what i mean? like common sense like?

well most people have that anyway
at least the ones that i know have a lump of meat in between their ears


but...i cannot tell whether you do


uugghhh you're fucking annoying as hell. I know what I do is wrong and I know it at the time. I just have a highly addictive personality which usually comes from being impulsive. And if there's anything you could say about me, it would be that I'm impulsive as fuck. I like the whole instant happiness thing. I'm an alcoholic and just love the whole feeling of forgetting about everything. Maybe someday when you understand more about life and women, you will come to understand this.

I know someone exactly like you. They wonder why they can't get a boyfriend even though they can get a lot of good looking guys. Yeh, the only way is to not fuck anyone for a while. Show them you're worth getting to know.

Thankyou misfit, for not being a complete dumbass like everybody else on this forum. I will try to keep that in mind the next time I go party. Alright, I'm gonna do it this time!

Thankyou misfit, for not being a complete dumbass like everybody else on this forum. I will try to keep that in mind the next time I go party. Alright, I'm gonna do it this time!

we all gave you (more or less) the same advice.

we just worked "stupid spoiled whore" into our posts.

uugghhh you're fucking annoying as hell. I know what I do is wrong and I know it at the time. I just have a highly addictive personality which usually comes from being impulsive. And if there's anything you could say about me, it would be that I'm impulsive as fuck. I like the whole instant happiness thing. I'm an alcoholic and just love the whole feeling of forgetting about everything. Maybe someday when you understand more about life and women, you will come to understand this.

umm i dont think its possible for me to understand women more...i am one
if helping is annoying then i dont know what you want
you can analyse yourself and make excuse for why you are the way you are and why youre in the place that you are
but thats only one step
you have to change it

sharper than a serpents tooth :(

i feel very under appreciated
my feelings be hurted

we all gave you (more or less) the same advice.

we just worked "stupid spoiled whore" into our posts.

Alright, dude, I don't know what you're problem is, except for the fact that you say you have "trouble with women" on your profile.

You want a little advice from a woman? dont fucking be a sexist little dick that takes some kinda sick pleasure in insulting women. when you master that, then maybe, just maybe, you will get layed someday.

umm i dont think its possible for me to understand women more...i am one
if helping is annoying then i dont know what you want
you can analyse yourself and make excuse for why you are the way you are and why youre in the place that you are
but thats only one step
you have to change it

sharper than a serpents tooth :(

i feel very under appreciated
my feelings be hurted

my mistake, alright you call yourself a woman, good for you. You just sounded so much like a dick that I just assumed.

Alright, dude, I don't know what you're problem is, except for the fact that you say you have "trouble with women" on your profile.

You want a little advice from a woman? dont fucking be a sexist little dick that takes some kinda sick pleasure in insulting women. when you master that, then maybe, just maybe, you will get layed someday.

o god. not this.
listen if you were a guy, I'd say the same shit to you you.
"stop bitching, it's not that hard, and something about kids dying in Africa"

and as to my trouble with women...
it's more like woman, and by woman I mean the one I love but can't have.
that's a different story all together and pertains nothing to this thread and your inability to do at doin nothing other than "Baaaaawwwwwww!"

seriously, I'm usually a nice guy, but you piss me off.

my mistake, alright you call yourself a woman, good for you. You just sounded so much like a dick that I just assumed.

that was really mean
i think i like feel my heart-breaking or something
*twirls hair on end of finger*
maybe if i go fuck everyone i will feel better
and if that doesnt work i can complain about it

go back to take criticism school
it wouldnt be so easy for him to be sexist if you didnt advertise the fact that you are a slut
youre degrading us

that was really mean
i think i like feel my heart-breaking or something
*twirls hair on end of finger*
maybe if i go fuck everyone i will feel better
and if that doesnt work i can complain about it

go back to take criticism school
it wouldnt be so easy for him to be sexist if you didnt advertise the fact that you are a slut
youre degrading us

you need to stop talking, you're embarassing yourself

it wouldnt be so easy for him to be sexist


once again, not sexist, love women, just not this one.


you need to stop talking, you're embarassing yourself

for some reason I'm reminded of a pot calling a kettle a nigger or something.

once again, not sexist, love women, just not this one.




for some reason I'm reminded of a pot calling a kettle a nigger or something.

i wasnt implying you were
its just easier for you to say things that stupid whores may interpert as 'sexist'

you know i am embarrassed
for you
and all womankind

o god. not this.
listen if you were a guy, I'd say the same shit to you you.
"stop bitching, it's not that hard, and something about kids dying in Africa"

and as to my trouble with women...
it's more like woman, and by woman I mean the one I love but can't have.
that's a different story all together and pertains nothing to this thread and your inability to do at doin nothing other than "Baaaaawwwwwww!"

seriously, I'm usually a nice guy, but you piss me off.

Yeah, and I'm a nice girl. It's what I'm best at. But when people call me a stupid slut I don't exactly want to be their best friend.
If I puss you off, stop writing on this post.
oh wate i forgot... You take pleasure off of saying dick things to people

i wasnt implying you were
its just easier for you to say things that stupid whores may interpert as 'sexist'

you know i am embarrassed
for you
and all womankind

i'm confused, why are you so convinced you are better than me in any way? Entertain me, i would love to hear this. And no, my spelling doesnt count.

take pleasure off of saying dick things to people

no, I take pleasure in asserting my mental prowess over the plebeian hordes....

I don't want to be your "best friend". You came here looking for advice and I gave you mine. Simply because it did not fit in to what you wanted to hear is not a reason to complain.

i'm confused, why are you so convinced you are better then me in any way? Entertain me, i would love to hear this. And no, my spelling doesnt count.

im not better than you
and your not better than me

im just so jealous because youre such a nice girl and maybe im jealous of your smartness that it pusses me off

but seriously
i dont think im better than you
i just want to know the reason that you advertise yourself in this way...why you dont expect people to say the things that they have
have you actually looked over the stuff that youve said? did you think about it when you typed it out?

no, I take pleasure in asserting my mental prowess over the plebeian hordes....

I don't want to be your "best friend". You came here looking for advice and I gave you mine. Simply because it did not fit in to what you wanted to hear is not a reason to complain.

are you reading my mind?

was that directed at me?






no, I take pleasure in asserting my mental prowess over the plebeian hordes....

I don't want to be your "best friend". You came here looking for advice and I gave you mine. Simply because it did not fit in to what you wanted to hear is not a reason to complain.

then think twice before you write a reply to something that says the word "advice" in the post. nobody deserves the kind of advice you put out.

then think twice before you write a reply to something that says the word "advice" in the post. nobody deserves the kind of advice you put out.

Ok heres some advice. Learn to cook and clean. Before you know it you will be beating guys off with a stick.

Alright I'm done reading this shit, it's all just kind of boring and pitiful. Seriously guys, learn some people skills. PEACE

I gave you good advice twice. (ryhmes)

after that, you continued with your malarkey, so it came to this.

if you're not going to do anything productive I might as well get some giggles in.

Ok heres some advice. Learn to cook and clean. Before you know it you will be beating guys off with a stick.

lol
I don't know if that's what I'm lookin for... hahah

"The way to a mans heart is through his stomach"

self righteous?

i dislike you muchly

Yeah she doesn't sound like a typical dumbshit girl. Gah, and people wonder why women aren't respected. Women are whores. " I hate being single but I've slept with all these guys".

lol i'll have to remember that

Yeah she doesn't sound like a typical dumbshit girl. Gah, and people wonder why women aren't respected. Women are whores. " I hate being single but I've slept with all these guys".

thank you!!
salvation! someone who understands me
am i right or am i right?

well, I'm going to bed. boy am I sleepy.

totse whore I suggest you do the same, not just talk about it.


bagel = delicious snack, a fine dual m'lady I look forward to viewing your future posts.

To TW and anybody else that complains of being single on Totse:

Shut the fuck up. You don't have a fucking clue. You think it's tough going a couple months without a relationship? Try your ENTIRE FUCKING LIFE. Try being alone for so long that the concept of having a significant other is so completely foreign to you that any hope of changing that has long since vanished. Try sitting around at home alone staring at a computer all the time, only occasionally going out to see a movie or something, alone. Try feeling a flash of hatred for every couple you see out on the town. Try having a complete fucking disdain for every human on the planet, especially yourself. Then bitch about not getting laid for a week or two.

Cocksuckers.

Agreed.

Agreed, but is there a story behind your rant?

you pretty much answered your own question...
you're looking for someone to fill the void. after you get out of a relationship all you can think about are the good things you miss, not the reasons it ended. trying to find someone to replace that for you right away is about the worst thing you can do. it never happens when you're looking.

Actually, you should stay single and spare the rest of the human race your bullshit and stds.

I thought it was through the ribcage?

I don't have any fuckin STDs
jesus fuck is the only thing that people do on this site is criticize girls for hooking up with more guys then they'd like
I'm an intelligent girl and I always use fuckin condums. Or else no go. I also use birth control for extra protection. Seriously guys, gimme some straight answers and stop just saying this bullshit.
if you're saying that shit cuz of my sn, I made that cuz I thought it was funny. then people cant stop giving me shit and Now i cant change it cuz I cant get a new account. so lay off

https://webspace.utexas.edu/warnerwt/picard-facepalm.jpg

https://webspace.utexas.edu/warnerwt/picard-facepalm.jpg

what is this, 4chan???

come on cereal pooper!

Alright, dude, I don't know what you're problem is, except for the fact that you say you have "trouble with women" on your profile.

You want a little advice from a woman? dont fucking be a sexist little dick that takes some kinda sick pleasure in insulting women. when you master that, then maybe, just maybe, you will get layed someday.

Lol, might get laid some day? There is no might about it with whores like yourself running a muck.

you need to stop talking, you're embarassing yourself

More like writing a rather comical story about....someone I know....

i'm confused, why are you so convinced you are better than me in any way? Entertain me, i would love to hear this. And no, my spelling doesnt count.

Spelling, and relative tightness of pussies.

thank you!!
salvation! someone who understands me
am i right or am i right?

Of course you're right. The only problem is bitches like this whore ruin it for you and any respectable woman out there. Guy's don't want to generalize, but they more frequently run into idiot sluts like this cunt, than respectable intelligent women that any man would die for.

https://webspace.utexas.edu/warnerwt/picard-facepalm.jpg

Lol, fucking hilarious.

what is this, 4chan???

come on cereal pooper!

Shut up about 4chan you Awkibo slut.

i'm confused, why are you so convinced you are better than me in any way? Entertain me, i would love to hear this. And no, my spelling doesnt count.

because you're a whore.

because you're a whore.

I mean, it is in her name.

I mean, it is in her name.

Thanks for ruining it. I was going to wait for her to reply and be like "ZoMg!!!one1!!1!one!!! i'm not a whure u bitch!!!"

To which I would have replied, "You're a self-proclaimed whore. Look at your username, you stupid cunt, and get the fuck off my totse."

Shut up about 4chan you Awkibo slut.

what the hell does that mean?

Am I a slut or am I a slut for Awkibos.

I only mentioned 4chan because of the fact that that's an image used regularly by 4chan posters.

fuckin carbon B, you're a little to late to post in this me thinks.

https://webspace.utexas.edu/warnerwt/picard-facepalm.jpg

That is brilliant.

I think everything that could of been said has been, now its up to you(OP) to actually realise that there was some good points in this thread.

Please!

Indeed, The Picard has spoken.

Thanks for ruining it. I was going to wait for her to reply and be like "ZoMg!!!one1!!1!one!!! i'm not a whure u bitch!!!"

To which I would have replied, "You're a self-proclaimed whore. Look at your username, you stupid cunt, and get the fuck off my totse."

That's so 'core.

Thanks for ruining it. I was going to wait for her to reply and be like "ZoMg!!!one1!!1!one!!! i'm not a whure u bitch!!!"

To which I would have replied, "You're a self-proclaimed whore. Look at your username, you stupid cunt, and get the fuck off my totse."

"My totse" you say? I didn't mean to ruin your little escapade, so continue on.

what the hell does that mean?

Am I a slut or am I a slut for Awkibos.

I only mentioned 4chan because of the fact that that's an image used regularly by 4chan posters.

fuckin carbon B, you're a little to late to post in this me thinks.

Why am I not surprised you're from Canada? And I'll leave "Awkibo sllut" up for interpretation.

That's so 'core.

..................fag.

"My totse" you say? I didn't mean to ruin your little escapade, so continue on.



Why am I not surprised you're from Canada? And I'll leave "Awkibo sllut" up for interpretation.



..................fag.

still doesn't stop you from being too late to make any significant dent in this thread.
the OP stated that she couldn't handle anymore "abuse" and won't be posting in here.

all that remains is YOU carbon b going over everyones posts from YESTERDAY trying to be "cool"

You won't find what you're looking for having promiscous sex, getting drunk or stoned at parties. Not even with a new boyfriend because you will depend totally on that person to be happy and that's fucked up.

You have an emotional problem. You feel lonely. I'll tell you what worked for me. I joined an AA group even though I wasn't tecnically an Alcoholic or a stoner, but I had serious emotional issues and I came out real better.

Trust me it works.....

You won't find what you're looking for having promiscous sex, getting drunk or stoned at parties. Not even with a new boyfriend because you will depend totally on that person to be happy and that's fucked up.

You have an emotional problem. You feel lonely. I'll tell you what worked for me. I joined an AA group even though I wasn't tecnically an Alcoholic or a stoner, but I had serious emotional issues and I came out real better.

Trust me it works.....

lol fight club

What happened to don't feed the troll guys?

I don't think anyone here realizes that this guy just SHAT ALL OVER THIS THREAD!

Oh, and as for totsewhore: I'd hit it.

still doesn't stop you from being too late to make any significant dent in this thread.
the OP stated that she couldn't handle anymore "abuse" and won't be posting in here.

all that remains is YOU carbon b going over everyones posts from YESTERDAY trying to be "cool"

You think I'm trying to be cool? Lol. Anyways...she said that she would stop replying, but did she? No, she didn't. Meaning she is an attention whore who can't help but check to see what people wrote in response to her.

So please...find another way to try and appear "cool".

uugghhh you're fucking annoying as hell. I know what I do is wrong and I know it at the time. I just have a highly addictive personality which usually comes from being impulsive. And if there's anything you could say about me, it would be that I'm impulsive as fuck. I like the whole instant happiness thing. I'm an alcoholic and just love the whole feeling of forgetting about everything. Maybe someday when you understand more about life and women, you will come to understand this.

um nobody likes waiting for gratification but they do it because they have self control and if they dont they stay away from situations in which they may give in. and what does being a woman have to be about being an alcoholic?

besides masturbate lol

oh...well, there goes my advice. uhh...you could smoke some weed or take some opiates.

You won't find what you're looking for having promiscous sex, getting drunk or stoned at parties. Not even with a new boyfriend because you will depend totally on that person to be happy and that's fucked up.

You have an emotional problem. You feel lonely. I'll tell you what worked for me. I joined an AA group even though I wasn't tecnically an Alcoholic or a stoner, but I had serious emotional issues and I came out real better.

Trust me it works.....

thanks maggotote, you're actually dead on. I've realised the last few days that the last thing I need is a boyfriend right now. And as for group counceling, I think I'm going to try it. I was either thinking an AA group or one of those Nympho groups (not because I'm a self diagnosed nympho, just because they would know exactly what ive gone through). I'll try it out. Right now I'm focusing myself within spirituality (Buddhism, Taoism, Hindu), philosophy, and helping other people. It's definitely already starting to help.

I think "I Fuckin Hate Exactly Now" would be a more fitting title for this.
Single life and a relationship are equally good, but not for the same reasons. Single is good because you probably have more money, you can go wherever you want or do whatever you want, and theres no chance of being cheated on.

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No fucking way I'm reading this thread. But I will say this '4 and 1/2 guys'? Bitch, if you went far enough to say you half fucked him then you went far enough to make him worth a whole point. What is it with bitches, they rate giving head on about the same level as most guys would put french kissing.