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| Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here. |
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#1
 2007-11-11, 06:46
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Im in this weird ass relationship but I kinda like it.
So after about 2 months of hanging out with this girl we finally fucked. After that we started holding hands, telling eachother I love you, she calls me baby, she pays for everything when we go out, and tells me I'm her one and only. But the thing is is that I really never asked her to be my girlfriend. I've been going along with everything just to see what happens next you know. I mean it doesnt bother me her pussy's tight as fuck and everytime we make out I can feel her pussy juice seeping through her jeans. I mean I think I'm falling in love with her just because she's so damn cool, like she likes it when I call her "woman" instead of her name. Like when I slap her (not hard, playfully) she doesn't try to move away, she just closes her eyes and braces for it. She's so damn fine too and fucking intelligent beyond belief. I guess she's attracted to jerkish assholes. Ever been with a girl like this? BTW I'm 17 and this is like the first girl I've ever actually liked this much.
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#2
 2007-11-11, 06:50
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Re: Im in this weird ass relationship but I kinda like it.
I guess she's attracted to jerkish assholes.
Ahhh, a nugget of wisdom shines through. I suggest the romantically unsuccessful of Totse take note.
But all I can say to you personally is good job and congratulations. You apparently have good "game" as the kids are calling it these days, and if you act like a cocky asshole type there is little chance she will leave you, as women are not attracted to sniveling, whiny, repulsive stalkers.
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#3
 2007-11-11, 06:50
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ihatesawed_off_pump 
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Re: Im in this weird ass relationship but I kinda like it.
Enjoy it while it lasts, and bail before you get sucked into the proverbial black hole of relationship SHIT.
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#4
 2007-11-11, 07:06
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Re: Im in this weird ass relationship but I kinda like it.
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Originally Posted by ihatesawed_off_pump
Enjoy it while it lasts, and bail before you get sucked into the proverbial black hole of relationship SHIT.
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Why? All I do is say I love you when she does, hold her hand when she wants to, she buys me clothes and food, and fucks me when I want. I love this relationship. I drop a few bullshit lines like "I went to bed early last night so I could wake up sooner and be with you" and she melts. It's fantastic.
EDIT: Oh and she thinks it's attractive when I order food for her and ask for help from employees at stores and shit shes shy like that. IDK man but im dggin this shit.
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#5
 2007-11-11, 08:31
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thendoftheline 
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Re: Im in this weird ass relationship but I kinda like it.
women are not attracted to sniveling, whiny, repulsive stalkers.
they all end up coming around to it tho.. sad. its when they find out that deep down they're sniveling whiny repulsive attention whores.
girls tho.. and she sounds like a retarded idiot btw. i can't really judge this shit at all. make sure it doesn't get out of hand for your own sake tho. she sounds like someone thatll try and make your life hell later. way to go for not giving a shit and taking the ride tho.. i figure its a lot funner that way. if youre really the man shit wont touch you.
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#6
 2007-11-11, 14:38
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whitelightning 
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Re: Im in this weird ass relationship but I kinda like it.
treat her like a dog, and then she'll wanna stay
treat her like a woman and she'll wanna walk away
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#7
 2007-11-11, 20:58
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Warplay3r 
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Re: Im in this weird ass relationship but I kinda like it.
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Originally Posted by whitelightning
treat her like a dog, and then she'll wanna stay
treat her like a woman and she'll wanna walk away
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This, is, a good quote.
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#8
 2007-11-11, 22:00
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Bean_Doodle 
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Re: Im in this weird ass relationship but I kinda like it.
Dude whats your question?
Whats weird about it? She likes strong forceful men.
And wtf, youre 17 annd youre stil asking gurlz to be mai gurlfriend lolwat?
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#9
 2007-11-11, 22:11
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Re: Im in this weird ass relationship but I kinda like it.
Youre going to get her pregnant, and live a painful, marriage filled regretful life.
Just kidding.
Don't do drugs.
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