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Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here.

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 #1 
Old 2007-11-11, 00:48
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Default Women are illogical

You go over and ask "can i use ya toothbrush?", and they go "no thats disgusting!", and ya think, "i had my dick in your mouth 5 minutes ago so whats the big deal?"
 #2 
Old 2007-11-11, 00:51
nuclearrabbit nuclearrabbit is offline
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Default Re: Women are illogical

Put toothpaste on your dong and brush her teeth. I'd lol if someone found pr0n with that.
 #3 
Old 2007-11-11, 00:51
the_boogiman the_boogiman is offline
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Default Re: Women are illogical

A great quote from some random totsean I can't remember:

'Girls are like math. Noone totally understands them, and only complete losers try to.'

I would just stick with that and call it a day.
 #4 
Old 2007-11-11, 00:52
SmackNixon SmackNixon is offline
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Default Re: Women are illogical

Bitch, shut the fuck up. Go teabag a kangaroo you stupid motherfucker.
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Old 2007-11-11, 00:54
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Brisbane, Qld, Australia
Default Re: Women are illogical

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Originally Posted by SmackNixon
Bitch, shut the fuck up. Go teabag a kangaroo you stupid motherfucker.


No-one asked you, you uneducated twit. By the way, why should anyone care about what you say? http://www.totse.com/community/usernote.php?u=208787

Seriously, is TOTSE becoming full of more and more idiots and assholes nowadays?
 #6 
Old 2007-11-11, 00:55
the_boogiman the_boogiman is offline
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Default Re: Women are illogical

No-one asked you, you uneducated twit.

Ignore him, he's only seeking attention.
 #7 
Old 2007-11-11, 00:55
Syphon Syphon is offline
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Default Re: Women are illogical

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Originally Posted by nuclearrabbit
Put toothpaste on your dong and brush her teeth. I'd lol if someone found pr0n with that.


I invoke rule 34.
 #8 
Old 2007-11-11, 00:56
Warplay3r Warplay3r is offline
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Default Re: Women are illogical

No-one asked you, you uneducated twit.

Twit? Twat? Twit-Twat!

And yes, women are illogical. They can suck your dick but can't let you use their toothbrush? What a pity.
 #9 
Old 2007-11-11, 00:59
SmackNixon SmackNixon is offline
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Default Re: Women are illogical

No-one asked you, you uneducated twit. By the way, why should anyone care about what you say? http://www.totse.com/community/usernote.php?u=208787

LAWLZ do u have sexorz wit koala bears 2??????????
 #10 
Old 2007-11-11, 01:14
Morgoroth Morgoroth is offline
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Default Re: Women are illogical

I invoke rule 34.

this isnt 4chan, fucktard Mad

GTFO!
 #11 
Old 2007-11-11, 01:16
jesus5511 jesus5511 is offline
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Default Re: Women are illogical

did you ever notice how when a guy gets cold his dick wrinkles up into iself to preserve heat, but a chicks nipple sticks out only making her more cold

stupid fucking bitches
 #12 
Old 2007-11-11, 01:24
nuclearrabbit nuclearrabbit is offline
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Default Re: Women are illogical

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Originally Posted by jesus5511
did you ever notice how when a guy gets cold his dick wrinkles up into iself to preserve heat, but a chicks nipple sticks out only making her more cold

stupid fucking bitches


I nearly sprayed my screen with egg nog.
 #13 
Old 2007-11-11, 01:43
Molosh Molosh is offline
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Default Re: Women are illogical

Reminds me of that video where some guy cums on a chicks teeth, and hands her a toothbrush. They then proceeds to brush her teeth with the cum. :)
 #14 
Old 2007-11-11, 01:51
psychomanthis psychomanthis is offline
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Default Re: Women are illogical

Twit? Twat? Twit-Twat!

And yes, women are illogical. They can suck your dick but can't let you use their toothbrush? What a pity.

I think it's probably just the idea of having someone else's food remnants in their mouth that's disgusting to them.

If that's the case i can relate to them.
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Old 2007-11-11, 02:16
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the moon
Default Re: Women are illogical

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Originally Posted by Molosh
Reminds me of that video where some guy cums on a chicks teeth, and hands her a toothbrush. They then proceeds to brush her teeth with the cum. :)


Cum is a rich source of protein
 #16 
Old 2007-11-11, 02:20
JustAnotherAsshole JustAnotherAsshole is offline
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Default Re: Women are illogical

I invoke rule 34.

I invoke go back to 4chan, you fucking asshole
Gtfo totse.
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Old 2007-11-11, 02:30
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Default Re: Women are illogical

I invoke rule 34.

took the words out of my mouth.
 #18 
Old 2007-11-11, 02:35
zuperxtreme zuperxtreme is offline
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Default Re: Women are illogical

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Originally Posted by jesus5511
did you ever notice how when a guy gets cold his dick wrinkles up into iself to preserve heat, but a chicks nipple sticks out only making her more cold

stupid fucking bitches


Illogical. I-fucking-llogical.
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Old 2007-11-11, 02:54
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Default Re: Women are illogical

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Originally Posted by the_boogiman
A great quote from some random totsean I can't remember:

'Girls are like math. Noone totally understands them, and only complete losers try to.'

I would just stick with that and call it a day.


BOOOOO!!
 #20 
Old 2007-11-11, 03:21
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Basement
Default Re: Women are illogical

they're illogical, that's how I usually win arguements
 
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