she asked me to post a pic of her, she is thinking of asking some guy out and she said she wants to know if she is too fat or some nonsense like that

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v299/pfaust/1038707688.jpg

Jesus fuck, welcome to uzbekistan.

Shooped.

In Soviet Russia, fat's too YOU!

chubby legs but that's about it.


stop trolling.

Where have all of her toes gone?

i'd hit it. but i dont think that's your cousin :P

I would hit it... unless it's a dude... or radiated.

It's probably both.

She cut them off and fingered her self with them. Or..toed herself? :D

She cut them off and fingered her self with them. Or..toed herself? :D *Fap*

.........

*Fap! Fap! FAAAAAAP!!!*

She cut them off and fingered her self with them. Or..toed herself? :D

Completely understandable, then.

Those bangs... God...

she's a little fat

but nothing to stop her from asking a guy out.


hard to see her belly... but her legs are poofy. i hate poofy legs.

Not fat, just ugly.

need more pix to decide

preferably nudez

She's European. She's automatically not fat.

why do you have erotics of your cousin?

I didn't click the link. She's fat.


ok fine... *clicks* very slightly chubby looking cheeks and legs, doesn't look fat otherwise. Weird pic.

per-op or post-op?

I think she's beautiful!! of course she should ask this guy out. fuck any guy would b lucky to have her

This is a joke...


right?

What site can I purchase her from? We can get married for green card.

If she asked me out, I'd scream, then run to my shed for my elephant gun.

She's a beast.

That's not your cousin, it's you!

pre-op or post-op?

Nevermind my post.

This.

I even fixed teh speilleng for uz.

Fuck her.

You know, to get her, umm, err self-esteem up.
Yeah.

She's a beast.

Bet it's a wild ride though, ey? ;)

Use toe on Frank Horrigan.

I just wanted to say, Thank you, and that you made my day. My day was completely shitty, until I read this. Everyone (well almost) love a near-Family Guy qoute.

To the OP: I'd hit it.. Not fat.. She has the goods were needed, and if the guy finds her attractive it's more of a perspective thing. Guys think alike, but not entirely.. I'd suggest she grow her hair out longer.. just my kinda thing..

Everyone (well almost) love a near-Family Guy qoute.

Yakov Smirnov deserves more than people only hearing about him through Family Guy.

Also, I wouldn't mind fucking her, she's got that proper thickness.

I'd tap that

but powerful booze would be involved

if she thinks shes fat find here a black guy

her fringe pisses me off

Those bangs... God...

Lol, you're a fucking hater.

Oh jesus christ.

Anorexia in all it's beauty.
Dont worry, she secretly knows she's not fat at all, but her insecurities tell her to think she is.

Tell her she's fine and if she keeps whining about being 'fat' you're going to knuckle her goddamn ribs and forcefeed her KFC.

The question is, what are her hands doing in this pic?

Oh jesus christ.

Anorexia in all it's beauty.
Dont worry, she secretly knows she's not fat at all, but her insecurities tell her to think she is.

Tell her she's fine and if she keeps whining about being 'fat' you're going to knuckle her goddamn ribs and forcefeed her KFC.

YOU'RE AN IDIOT! Anorexia? Why are all totse bitches hateful cunts?

YOU'RE AN IDIOT! Anorexia? Why are all totse bitches hateful cunts?

Everyone is a hateful cunt in TOTSE. Even the guys.

She cut them off and fingered her self with them. Or..toed herself? :D

Would that make her a toad?

Those thighs look like they could crush a man.

THEY WERE CUT OFF TO USE AS BULLETS FOR THE WAR EFFORT. LONG LIVE UZBEKISTAN.

THEY WERE CUT OFF TO USE AS BULLETS FOR THE WAR EFFORT. LONG LIVE UZBEKISTAN.

You made me choke on my crumpets.

Damn you.

Bad room decoration... not the most flattering outfits...

Id hit it no problem.

she looks great, my only question is... whats up with her calves?

Her haircut and makeup are done awfully.

I. HATE. BANGS.

Nuff said. Past that:

Makeup is bad. Capital B. I Could've guessed that this was taken in the 1930's or 40's because of a) the room style b) her makeup, and partially clothes. She could look a lot better with some decent makeup and a real haircut. Legs are odd but meh, maybe just the position/angle.

Her haircut and makeup are done awfully.

Ok, her hair could use some work, but I dont see whats so bad about her makeup.

Mind you, I dont wear much makeup and I'm about the least photogenic person I know, so..

Too pale, makes her face look too flat. there's too much of it, period. People aren't dolls or models in paris's next wacky fashion show, shouldn't look it IMO.

well, the fact that its a photo dosent help, and it kinda looks like an older photo, too.

I'm not really sure why exactly, but it almost looks like the head or at least face was photoshopped on, but it may be the lighting. It just looks blurry compared to the rest of the pic

Beergoggles would be necessary equipment.

I'll take a light prescription, some extra-strength paint remover, and a pair of scissors.

well, the fact that its a photo dosent help, and it kinda looks like an older photo, too.

I'm not really sure why exactly, but it almost looks like the head or at least face was photoshopped on, but it may be the lighting. It just looks blurry compared to the rest of the pic

It's not that old, 15 years old at the very most.

It's definitely somewhere in the ex-soviet block.

Since it looks like it's been taken with a digital camera as well, I'd say 8 year old tops. Most likely 3-4.

Women shouldn't give themselves bangs.

That is, as always, a Man's job! :D

Besides...I don't know nothin'...unless I see 'totse' painted on the tits.

The hair is a bit odd, but she isn't bad otherwise.

Win win?

She looks fine. Id love to fuck her. She is not fat.

I dunno. I've fucked fatter and uglier chicks. I'd rather fuck someone else, though.

shes hot

shes hot

Seriously, she's ugly. And she looks like she has a shitty personality. She's like the girl from American Beauty (Kevin Spacey's daughter) went bulimic and got even more annoying.

Seriously, she's ugly. And she looks like she has a shitty personality. She's like the girl from American Beauty (Kevin Spacey's daughter) went bulimic and got even more annoying.

From this picture, I can actually tell you a lot about this girl and her family:

Her mother is pretty chubby, has pretty short hair with an ugly haircut, and can never be seen smiling. She's one of those angry people that is completely impolite and loutish. She also most likely rides all over her husband, and listens to crappy russian pop tunes.

Now being raised in such a family, the girl in the picture has no/very little sense of style; she's pseudo-intelligent (she's probably read a few good books, but she won't be able to hold an intelligent discussion), and pretty close-minded. Listens to crappy russian tunes, doesn't question authority. Not ambitious. Probably drinks and sleeps around with local thug-wannabe retards that idealise crime and prison traditions. Lives away from the capital city. Doesn't speak english.

The above may be wrong since it's only one picture, but I think it's reasonably accurate.

yeah, my cousin thinks she's fat too.. so she's limiting herself to five cakes per day.
but whats totse's opinion?

http://www.dack.com/images/weblog/fat-pig-porn.jpg

Thanks for not disguising the link. I'm in my college library and could do without clicking on a 'fat-pig-porn' picture.

Thanks for not disguising the link. I'm in my college library and could do without clicking on a 'fat-pig-porn' picture.And yet, despite reading the link, I still clicked it.

Why would you care?

For that matter, why would we care?

I would nut in her filthy warm vagina and twist off her nipples with my powerful hands then beat the shit out of her

I'd hit that.