About
Community
Bad Ideas
Drugs
Ego
Erotica
Fringe
Society
Technology
register | bbs | search | rss | faq | about
meet up | add to del.icio.us | digg it
Go Back   Community > Vices > Sex and Affection
FAQ Members List Calendar Search Today's Posts Mark Forums Read

Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here.

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
 #1 
Old 2007-11-10, 23:16
Regular
 
Chicago IL, USA
Default A girl I like goes to one of the same psychologists/therapists as I do

Haha. I asked her yesterday what she was doing, she said she had to go to counseling later on. I asked her what for, she replied "emotional distress" (yes she has some issues; inb4 anti-emo bullshit). I asked her who, she specified some place. She mentioned the same therapist I would occassionally go to, for attention. Heh She went there too occassionally. Hah, I remember some person saying in Mt. Greenwood/Beverly/Morgan Park neighborhoods of Chicago that there is "no more than 6 degrees of separation". Well they're right.

Hahaha. She's a Sophmore, I'm a Senior. She likes anime (doesn't know a lot of it), Sci-fi, is nerdy, and I don't piss her off haha.

discuss.
 #2 
Old 2007-11-10, 23:24
Acolyte
 
Default Re: A girl I like goes to one of the same psychologists/therapists as I do

I smell pussy....ugh nerd pussy
 #3 
Old 2007-11-10, 23:26
Moderator
 
Northern VA
Default Re: A girl I like goes to one of the same psychologists/therapists as I do

Please dont reproduce.
 #4 
Old 2007-11-10, 23:26
Mantikore Mantikore is offline
Regular
 
Default Re: A girl I like goes to one of the same psychologists/therapists as I do

*posts generic anti-emo bullshit*
 #5 
Old 2007-11-10, 23:27
FaceTheSlayer FaceTheSlayer is offline
Regular
 
Default Re: A girl I like goes to one of the same psychologists/therapists as I do

"emotional distress"

Fucked up chicks are the best.

Bring on the sexual dependency.
 #6 
Old 2007-11-10, 23:28
Kooper0 Kooper0 is offline
Regular
 
Default Re: A girl I like goes to one of the same psychologists/therapists as I do

That was just me in disguise. Sorry for getting your hopes up.
 #7 
Old 2007-11-10, 23:30
Regular
 
Chicago IL, USA
Default Re: A girl I like goes to one of the same psychologists/therapists as I do

Please dont reproduce.

stop talking about yourself
 #8 
Old 2007-11-10, 23:30
Regular
 
Chicago IL, USA
Default Re: A girl I like goes to one of the same psychologists/therapists as I do

Quote:
Originally Posted by Kooper0
That was just me in disguise. Sorry for getting your hopes up.


shitty joke is shitty
 #9 
Old 2007-11-10, 23:31
Regular
 
Chicago IL, USA
Default Re: A girl I like goes to one of the same psychologists/therapists as I do

Fucked up chicks are the best.

Bring on the sexual dependency.

hahaha/
 #10 
Old 2007-11-10, 23:32
Regular
 
Chicago IL, USA
Default Re: A girl I like goes to one of the same psychologists/therapists as I do

Interesting.

But I'm pretty sure that 6 degrees is in theory meant to apply to the whole world...

oh...okay.
 #11 
Old 2007-11-10, 23:44
zuperxtreme zuperxtreme is offline
Regular
 
Default Re: A girl I like goes to one of the same psychologists/therapists as I do

PLEASE don't reproduce.

K. There.
 #12 
Old 2007-11-10, 23:46
Regular
 
Trakr #17
Default Re: A girl I like goes to one of the same psychologists/therapists as I do

Stick it in her pooper for totse.

Or, since im like 20 mins away from you, gimmie her numb and ILL stick it in her pooper for totse.
 #13 
Old 2007-11-10, 23:49
Regular
 
Chicago IL, USA
Default Re: A girl I like goes to one of the same psychologists/therapists as I do

Stick it in her pooper for totse.

roger that.

Well erm it's not TOTSE to stick it in her pooper.

It's be TOTSEan to go on a rampage with her as my sidekick-buddy :)


Or, since im like 20 mins away from you, gimmie her numb and ILL stick it in her pooper for totse.

where?
 #14 
Old 2007-11-11, 00:01
Regular
 
Trakr #17
Default Re: A girl I like goes to one of the same psychologists/therapists as I do

roger that.

Well erm it's not TOTSE to stick it in her pooper.

It's be TOTSEan to go on a rampage with her as my sidekick-buddy :)



where?

The hard streets of Tarpon.
 #15 
Old 2007-11-11, 00:04
Regular
 
Chicago IL, USA
Default Re: A girl I like goes to one of the same psychologists/therapists as I do

The hard streets of Tarpon.

??? Link ???

EDIT: google maps pulls up nothing :?
 #16 
Old 2007-11-11, 00:04
Regular
 
Trakr #17
Default Re: A girl I like goes to one of the same psychologists/therapists as I do

??? Link ???

huhwhat? Is it just your bro that lives in FL?
 #17 
Old 2007-11-11, 00:12
Regular
 
Chicago IL, USA
Default Re: A girl I like goes to one of the same psychologists/therapists as I do

huhwhat? Is it just your bro that lives in FL?

That's StarWarsNerd.

I'm someone else. I'm Star Wars Fan. LOL I'm Black and live in Chicago!

Note the spacing and "Fan" instead of "Nerd". The other guy lives in Florids, he's not my brother. Well kind've; He IS a Warsie ;):D
 #18 
Old 2007-11-11, 00:22
slippyfist slippyfist is offline
Regular
 
Default Re: A girl I like goes to one of the same psychologists/therapists as I do

a match made in heaven.

<3<3<3FAG
 #19 
Old 2007-11-11, 00:28
Warplay3r Warplay3r is offline
Regular
 
Default Re: A girl I like goes to one of the same psychologists/therapists as I do

Quote:
Originally Posted by slippyfist
a match made in heaven.

<3<3<3FAG


Haha..yeah, nerd love.
 #20 
Old 2007-11-11, 00:29
1337_1053R 1337_1053R is offline
Regular
 
Default Re: A girl I like goes to one of the same psychologists/therapists as I do

It's really too bad for both of you that you decided to betray totse.

*cleans 9mm*
 #21 
Old 2007-11-11, 00:34
Regular
 
Chicago IL, USA
Default Re: A girl I like goes to one of the same psychologists/therapists as I do

Quote:
Originally Posted by 1337_1053R
It's really too bad for both of you that you decided to betray totse.

*cleans 9mm*


I never betrayed TOTSE. Nevar. I did not post information or plans to any of the *chans /i/ boards, or any of that shit. I even posted some threads in /b/ on the TOTSE Pickwick jenkem
 #22 
Old 2007-11-11, 00:35
Regular
 
Chicago IL, USA
Default Re: A girl I like goes to one of the same psychologists/therapists as I do

Quote:
Originally Posted by slippyfist
a match made in heaven.

<3<3<3FAG


Butthurt much about not getting a GF?

Enjoy Jill

http://www.rad.washington.edu/radanat/images/HandPA.jpg
 #23 
Old 2007-11-11, 00:40
1337_1053R 1337_1053R is offline
Regular
 
Default Re: A girl I like goes to one of the same psychologists/therapists as I do

I never betrayed TOTSE. Nevar. I did not post information or plans to any of the *chans /i/ boards, or any of that shit. I even posted some threads in /b/ on the TOTSE Pickwick jenkem

/b/ has a history of taking things that aren't theirs to take.


Pretty soon "OH LAWDY, DOZ TOTSEFAGZ STOLE JENKEM FROM ANON. LETS DDOS DEM".
 #24 
Old 2007-11-11, 00:41
Moderator
 
Former HB mod.
Default Re: A girl I like goes to one of the same psychologists/therapists as I do

discuss.

Before that can truly happen we need pictures, SWF, pictures of this fine bunny-boiler you've found.
 #25 
Old 2007-11-11, 00:47
Regular
 
Trakr #17
Default Re: A girl I like goes to one of the same psychologists/therapists as I do

That's StarWarsNerd.

I'm someone else. I'm Star Wars Fan. LOL I'm Black and live in Chicago!

Note the spacing and "Fan" instead of "Nerd". The other guy lives in Florids, he's not my brother. Well kind've; He IS a Warsie ;):D

Ah lmao.

Oh well, ship her down her and ill plow her.


Plow, such a beautiful word, no?
 #26 
Old 2007-11-11, 00:52
Regular
 
Chicago IL, USA
Default Re: A girl I like goes to one of the same psychologists/therapists as I do

/b/ has a history of taking things that aren't theirs to take.


IIRC, they do admit who originally made the memes and shit; see Ruby Gloom and Laughing Pear (LOL WUT). They never denied DeviantArt made the laughing pear.


Pretty soon "OH LAWDY, DOZ TOTSEFAGZ STOLE JENKEM FROM ANON. LETS DDOS DEM".

LOL...I don't think so, they saw the wikipedia article too. It's hard for them to claim it as theirs. I haven't seen any jenkem threads on 4chan's /b/ except the 2 I made.

Anyway, it's not as bad as ebaumsworld where they fucking put a stamp on it claming it's theirs and eve removes the original site's timestamp then places ebaumsworld.
 #27 
Old 2007-11-11, 00:54
Regular
 
Chicago IL, USA
Default Re: A girl I like goes to one of the same psychologists/therapists as I do

Before that can truly happen we need pictures, SWF, pictures of this fine bunny-boiler you've found.

I don't have any. Shit, I don't even have a fucking digital camera currently. If I did, I'd have some youtube vids for the Repubs+moar stuff on my profile. The guy who claims he was going to give it back to me forgot to (well it is his so...)
 #28 
Old 2007-11-11, 00:55
Regular
 
Chicago IL, USA
Default Re: A girl I like goes to one of the same psychologists/therapists as I do

Plow, such a beautiful word, no?

What about invade.

Or penetrate. Or fuck.

haha decent joke is decent
 #29 
Old 2007-11-11, 01:17
faze2 faze2 is offline
Regular
 
Default Re: A girl I like goes to one of the same psychologists/therapists as I do

That's StarWarsNerd.

I'm someone else. I'm Star Wars Fan. LOL I'm Black and live in Chicago!

Note the spacing and "Fan" instead of "Nerd". The other guy lives in Florids, he's not my brother. Well kind've; He IS a Warsie ;):D

So does that mean that you are kind of like my brother too?
Reading in thread earlier, I'm thinking to myself since when the fuck is Tarpon springs in FL?
 #30 
Old 2007-11-11, 01:17
Regular
 
Trakr #17
Default Re: A girl I like goes to one of the same psychologists/therapists as I do

What about invade.

Or penetrate. Or fuck.

haha decent joke is decent

And defensive cat is defensive.

Or, you can be me e-wingman and rail her for totse.
 #31 
Old 2007-11-11, 01:18
Regular
 
Trakr #17
Default Re: A girl I like goes to one of the same psychologists/therapists as I do

So does that mean that you are kind of like my brother too?
Reading in thread earlier, I'm thinking to myself since when the fuck is Tarpon springs in FL?

Where else would it be?
 #32 
Old 2007-11-11, 01:28
Regular
 
Chicago IL, USA
Default Re: A girl I like goes to one of the same psychologists/therapists as I do

So does that mean that you are kind of like my brother too?

yeah...

Reading in thread earlier, I'm thinking to myself since when the fuck is Tarpon springs in FL?

I saw it on a google search for "Tarpon" that it was in Florida so.....
 #33 
Old 2007-11-11, 01:30
Regular
 
Chicago IL, USA
Default Re: A girl I like goes to one of the same psychologists/therapists as I do

And defensive cat is defensive.

defensive cat :o

Or, you can be me e-wingman and rail her for totse.

I'll try! I don't think I'll need a wingman though, she seems to be okay with me (at least as a friend). Gotta make sure to keep OUT of the friend zone Mad
 #34 
Old 2007-11-11, 01:33
faze2 faze2 is offline
Regular
 
Default Re: A girl I like goes to one of the same psychologists/therapists as I do

Where else would it be?

Ahh shit, Florida was supposed to be Chicago.
Tarpon isn't near the shot. lol.
 #35 
Old 2007-11-11, 01:34
Regular
 
Trakr #17
Default Re: A girl I like goes to one of the same psychologists/therapists as I do

Get her to wrangle your cock.

Actually. Do tell hedr to do that. No chick knows that that means, and each one does something different lulz.
 #36 
Old 2007-11-11, 01:35
Regular
 
Trakr #17
Default Re: A girl I like goes to one of the same psychologists/therapists as I do

Ahh shit, Florida was supposed to be Chicago.
Tarpon isn't near the shot. lol.

The shot? You mean water is clear/ the burg?
 #37 
Old 2007-11-11, 01:37
faze2 faze2 is offline
Regular
 
Default Re: A girl I like goes to one of the same psychologists/therapists as I do

Chicago a.k.a. the shot a.k.a. chi city

the water is clear lol i like that.
 #38 
Old 2007-11-11, 01:40
Regular
 
Trakr #17
Default Re: A girl I like goes to one of the same psychologists/therapists as I do

Quote:
Originally Posted by faze2
Chicago a.k.a. the shot a.k.a. chi city

the water is clear lol i like that.


Ah, gotcha. Never been to chicago.
 #39 
Old 2007-11-11, 01:45
Regular
 
Chicago IL, USA
Default Re: A girl I like goes to one of the same psychologists/therapists as I do

Quote:
Originally Posted by Sponsored Link
Get her to wrangle your cock.

Actually. Do tell hedr to do that. No chick knows that that means, and each one does something different lulz.


haha thx for the idea.
 #40 
Old 2007-11-11, 01:49
Regular
 
Trakr #17
Default Re: A girl I like goes to one of the same psychologists/therapists as I do

haha thx for the idea.

As long as she dosent pull a grinman, youll be fine.

For reference:
http://encyclopediadramatica.com/images/thumb/4/4f/Cockmonglernotext.jpg/180px-Cockmonglernotext.jpg
 #41 
Old 2007-11-11, 02:06
Regular
 
Chicago IL, USA
Default Re: A girl I like goes to one of the same psychologists/therapists as I do

As long as she dosent pull a grinman, youll be fine.

For reference:
http://encyclopediadramatica.com/images/thumb/4/4f/Cockmonglernotext.jpg/180px-Cockmonglernotext.jpg

Well now many /b/tards call her cockmongler.

EDIT: haha haha. Oh wow I get that now.

EDIT 2: Well if she does do a cockmongler it's better. She's a /b/tard and that'd b better :D
 #42 
Old 2007-11-11, 02:15
Regular
 
Trakr #17
Default Re: A girl I like goes to one of the same psychologists/therapists as I do

If shes /b/ tard she can mongle your cock.... BUT CAN SHE WRANGLE IT?
 #43 
Old 2007-11-11, 02:18
Regular
 
Chicago IL, USA
Default Re: A girl I like goes to one of the same psychologists/therapists as I do

Quote:
Originally Posted by Sponsored Link
If shes /b/ tard she can mongle your cock.... BUT CAN SHE WRANGLE IT?


haha.

Wait, is that a Steve Irwin.

LOL Y U STAB ME.

But, hmmm giiven I'm black and have muh big black dick, no she cannot :D
 #44 
Old 2007-11-11, 02:35
Regular
 
Trakr #17
Default Re: A girl I like goes to one of the same psychologists/therapists as I do

haha.

Wait, is that a Steve Irwin.

LOL Y U STAB ME.

But, hmmm giiven I'm black and have muh big black dick, no she cannot :D

LOL Y U RANGEL ME?
 #45 
Old 2007-11-11, 02:41
Regular
 
Chicago IL, USA
Default Re: A girl I like goes to one of the same psychologists/therapists as I do

LOL Y U RANGEL ME?

You wanted to be wrangled.

Not being wrangled is overrated. ;)

Now let me FINNISH HIM with my dick :p

EDIT: lulz. Congressman Charles Rangel of New York
 #46 
Old 2007-11-11, 03:01
surprise buttsecks surprise buttsecks is offline
Regular
 
Default Re: A girl I like goes to one of the same psychologists/therapists as I do

stop talking about yourself

shitty joke is shitty

Hypocrisy.
 #47 
Old 2007-11-11, 03:05
Regular
 
Chicago IL, USA
Default Re: A girl I like goes to one of the same psychologists/therapists as I do

Hypocrisy.

you beat me.


now I'm off to watch bumfights
 #48 
Old 2007-11-11, 03:56
Regular
 
Las Vegas NV
Default Re: A girl I like goes to one of the same psychologists/therapists as I do

Is she black, or are you hoping for a piece of white pussy?
 #49 
Old 2007-11-11, 04:16
Regular
 
Chicago IL, USA
Default Re: A girl I like goes to one of the same psychologists/therapists as I do

Quote:
Originally Posted by Byss
Is she black, or are you hoping for a piece of white pussy?


She is white, but that was not necessarily my main objective.
 #50 
Old 2007-11-11, 04:18
niggersexual niggersexual is offline
Regular
 
Default Re: A girl I like goes to one of the same psychologists/therapists as I do

She's white? Just exploit your black cock and you're in (LITERALLY!!! LOL!!!).
 #51 
Old 2007-11-11, 04:28
Regular
 
Chicago IL, USA
Default Re: A girl I like goes to one of the same psychologists/therapists as I do

Quote:
Originally Posted by niggersexual
She's white? Just exploit your black cock and you're in (LITERALLY!!! LOL!!!).


thank you, sir! I'll do my best!
 #52 
Old 2007-11-11, 04:30
Regular
 
Trakr #17
Default Re: A girl I like goes to one of the same psychologists/therapists as I do

thank you, sir! I'll do my best!

DEY BE TAKINZ MAH WITE WIMMENZ!
 #53 
Old 2007-11-11, 04:45
Regular
 
Chicago IL, USA
Default Re: A girl I like goes to one of the same psychologists/therapists as I do

DEY BE TAKINZ MAH WITE WIMMENZ!

Hmmm...causasians take afro-american females...and you can keep them. fuckin' bitches....

...did I say that? What an overgeneralization.
 #54 
Old 2007-11-11, 05:05
Regular
 
Trakr #17
Default Re: A girl I like goes to one of the same psychologists/therapists as I do

Hmmm...causasians take afro-american females...and you can keep them. fuckin' bitches....

...did I say that? What an overgeneralization.

Bah. Why do black guys take the fat white chicks, tho? Im an ass guy too, but even i have limits. Youre like every white guys wingman.
 #55 
Old 2007-11-11, 05:07
Regular
 
Chicago IL, USA
Default Re: A girl I like goes to one of the same psychologists/therapists as I do

Bah. Why do black guys take the fat white chicks, tho?

I have no [preferences here.

Im an ass guy too, but even i have limits. Youre like every white guys wingman.

The Afro-American Culture possibly

"I like big butts, and I cannot lie. You other brothas cannot deny".......that song exemplifies it probably

If i do not respond to your post I'll be here tomorrow!
 #56 
Old 2007-11-11, 05:30
Regular
 
Star Wars Moderator
Default Re: A girl I like goes to one of the same psychologists/therapists as I do

That's StarWarsNerd.

I'm someone else. I'm Star Wars Fan. LOL I'm Black and live in Chicago!

Note the spacing and "Fan" instead of "Nerd". The other guy lives in Florids, he's not my brother. Well kind've; He IS a Warsie ;):D

sweet I'm kinda related to a black guy, I'll just call you lando from now on.
 #57 
Old 2007-11-11, 12:14
Moderator
 
Former HB mod.
Default Re: A girl I like goes to one of the same psychologists/therapists as I do

sweet I'm kinda related to a black guy, I'll just call you lando from now on.

What's wrong with Darth Vader?
 #58 
Old 2007-11-11, 12:26
Regular
 
Antipodes
Default Re: A girl I like goes to one of the same psychologists/therapists as I do

Okay...what you need to do is when you run into each other at the shrinks office, a dog will try to hump your leg, then she will be listening to the shins, and get you to listen and will lie about having a boyfriend, then you'll be called in, and when you're done she'll say she lied about having a boyfriend and you can give her a ride home on your motorcycle.
 #59 
Old 2007-11-11, 15:11
Regular
 
Chicago IL, USA
Default Re: A girl I like goes to one of the same psychologists/therapists as I do

sweet I'm kinda related to a black guy, I'll just call you lando from now on.

HEHEHEHE

Lando Calrissian, here. Remember that shit I did at Taanab?
 #60 
Old 2007-11-11, 15:13
Regular
 
Chicago IL, USA
Default Re: A girl I like goes to one of the same psychologists/therapists as I do

What's wrong with Darth Vader?

I remember someone bitching on I think one of the View Askewniverse (Jay and SIlent Bob Strike Back, Chasing Amy, etc) that Vader was an Oreo, the only broths being chased around the Rebels. And he's WHITE on the inside! Is Lucas saying all black people are white?

I remember something like that said in one of the movies, I think it was Chasing Amy. Maybe StarWarsNerd remembered that
 #61 
Old 2007-11-11, 15:52
Regular
 
Antipodes
Default Re: A girl I like goes to one of the same psychologists/therapists as I do

I remember someone bitching on I think one of the View Askewniverse (Jay and SIlent Bob Strike Back, Chasing Amy, etc) that Vader was an Oreo, the only broths being chased around the Rebels. And he's WHITE on the inside! Is Lucas saying all black people are white?

I remember something like that said in one of the movies, I think it was Chasing Amy. Maybe StarWarsNerd remembered that

Chasing Amy, it was during the Black Rage spiel.

Fucking GOLD!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=1mSVZmk8Yzg
 #62 
Old 2007-11-11, 16:33
Regular
 
Chicago IL, USA
Default Re: A girl I like goes to one of the same psychologists/therapists as I do

Chasing Amy, it was during the Black Rage spiel.

Fucking GOLD!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=1mSVZmk8Yzg

thx for the link
 
To the best of our knowledge, the text on this page may be freely reproduced and distributed.
 

totse.com certificate signatures
 
 
About | Community | Bad Ideas | Drugs | Ego | Erotica | Fringe | Society | Technology
Hot Topics